>meanwhile, on cave Sup Forums
Meanwhile, on cave Sup Forums
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Why man with big nose rub hands?
unga bunga rockstop
check your neanderthal priv, grog.
Neanderthal women can't resist the BHC
we need to make our tribe white again.
Dark one no hold loin cloth up good, steal rock wheel. Me watch for dark one with spear, this end now.
Stop ridiculing my ancestors.
>long nose caveman say I have neanderthal privilege
>fuckoff.cave_painting
>long nose caveman encourage race mixing with cromagnon
>seem like good idea
>cromagnon pussy feel good
>me face when neanderthals say we be extinct by 30,000 bc
Ugh busy hunt slow animal
ugh get many meat stick
Ugh no time for shit post on cave /pol, busy take your mate-woman
why big nose tribe send night skin tribe to make snu snu with our women. we need to redberry our snow skin tribe to secure our existence.
Small one no fun. Small one huge faggot. Cave Sup Forums eat you first.
>muh bloody tiara, anons!
So Brave
Ggdtuj uhddergvvj hymkoddfjjhgfg fxxsertggjjkkokhggkkfcchhbcfdrffbj
umpf mak cave gruh again!
Unga bunga rockstation 4 has superior eastern rocks
is fire degenerate?
Dearest Me! What have I stumbled upon?
XD in tears
berrypicker as fuck
pick berry, berry win
STOP RACEMIXING WITH HOMOSAPIENS
Shlomugg Mammothnose Barterswap tribe from say mudskin tribe good and let them in ice skin tribe hunting ground, /cavepol/ Rock ugg fuck out yet again!
U WANT MAKE GRUNT WITH ME
> two legs that run longer than deers
> 2 (two) thumbs to make axe with
> that ability to speak though
Anyone here sapien master race?
>blue legs tribe still mad
Red faces master of destiny
Doubles names my synapsid.
>be you
>be stickfag
>be crushed by big rock
STICKFAG AM ON BUNGA WATCH
A/s/l?
Me punch blue eyed tribe!
Blue eyed tribe mean.
Me show them.
>Punch a blue eyed tribesman
We must preserve the cro-magnon race
Those blue faces are sitting on so much firewood. Stacks of it, and they don't even burn most of it.
I think they need some freedom. Our people need fire too!
BUILD MUD WALL
Fear red leaf tribe!
Red leaf tribe no good for tribe!
why did we evolve but there are still monkeys and gorillas around?
GOOD THING HAPPEN, MAN FROM HOOKNOSE TRIBE MAKE CAVE PAINTING THAT MAKE OG MEATSTICK HARD
OG CANNOT STOP TOUCHING MEATSTICK, AM STAYING IN CAVE ALL DAY. MAN FROM HOOKNOSE TRIBE IS OG BEST FRIEND NOW.
>Me Chungu
>Get back from hunt.
>See Unga at cave entrance playing with sabertooth kitten.
>"Unga u dumb get sabertooth out of here"
>"Chunga not all sabertooth bad. Sabertooth lives matter."
>Sudden urge to give Unga free pterodactyl ride.
>be me
>walking outside cave the other day
>red leaf tribesmen walking by
>tell me my tribe is not white
>only 43% white
FUCK YOU RED LEAF TRIBE YOU ALWAYS TALK THE SHIT
WHO SHAT ON MY SABRECAT PELTS?
unga look my marks
ugg praise leg fish
OG FEEL VERY TIRED, DON'T WANT MISS OG AROUND, FUNNY GOO KEEP SHOOTING FROM OG MEATSTICK
MAN FROM HOOKNOSE TRIBE VERY TALENTED, MAKE OG STAY IN ALL DAY TO TOUCH MEATSTICK TO CAVE DRAWING, SAYS HE WILL COME BACK TO CAVE SOON TO DRAW MORE
Me come from big water, make laugh for cave/pol/. This make me smarter than you. I give you what to think. Now laugh shitlords.
me no like smell of you.
Me go reeeeeee now.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No! Big nose tribe not friend. Big noses chased out of many caves before. Big nose tribe no good thieves and invite people with skin the color of poo to live with us.
Is he /our guy/?
Are Neanderthals white?
me get?
kek'd
WHY YOU SAY THAT? MAN FROM HOOKNOSE TRIBE MAKE OG MEATSTICK HARD WITH CAVE DRAWING, MAKE OG SHOOT FUNNY GOO, MAKE OG FEEL GOOD
HOW THAT MAKE HOOKNOSE NOT BEST FRIEND
That say fear grunts!
Me think mean.
Me punch.
Rickpill me on two cave crumble
You want cave scratch or woman? Big nose man draw big stick on poo colored man. This lie.
You no important enough make smart words, just me. You hear me words, make smart. You have dumb leader, make woman, get good war. #MeWithHer
all losers here
>not have own cave
>not have pelts and axe
>not spear hunting mammoth with cave bros
all still live with elders and pick berries
go lie in plain and wait for tiger
OG DO NOT HAVE TO GET WOMAN IF OG CAN MAKE FUNNY GOO ALL ON OG SELF. OG CAN STAY IN CAVE ALL DAY AND MAKE OG FEEL GOOD WITH NO TRY
HOOKNOSE MAN DO SAY THAT NEXT CAVE PAINTING WILL HAVE POO COLOR MAN MAKING MEATSTICK IN OUR WOMAN TRIBE'S WET FLESHCAVE, SAYS I WILL LIKE IT. OG NOT SO SURE BUT HOOKNOSE MAN SAYS OG CAN TRUST HIM
Put all big noses in smoke cave now!
>be in cave paint wall
>just finish good shitpaint of Drumbo never recover
>Chief Elder come in cave
>see war bow in corner
>"no caveman need 30 arrow quiver for cave defense"
>tell him need for defend from dark skin tribe
>Chief say Dark Skin tribe of peace they no hurt me
>Notice while chief talk he have long nose
>more longer than North Tribe normal
>Turn out Chief is of hook nose tribe and try pull wool over eye
>Kill Chief with war bow
>Rest of elder come in from noise
>take war bow and say I child hunter need pay tax hides to own 30 quiver
>kill pet wolf... leave with war bow
>same night bury wolf
>dark skin sneak in cave when dig
>rape ungabunga
>eat all mammoth meat
>but it okay because they tribe of peace
WHY SAY THIS? IF BIG NOSE GO IN SMOKE CAVE NO MORE CAVE PAINTS, MAKE OG NOT SHOOT FUNNY GOO ALL DAY. WHY OG WANT THIS?
Caveanon right.
me buy grock 14 from hook nose last week. they say it best rock around.
grock 14 shatter when hit long tooth cat. only survive because have back up StickSauer Pine226. Kill long tooth cat easy
that new tribe "jews" is shit
> monotheist
> cuts dicks off
> literally wanders around desert all day
>not having chariots
lol they will never accomplish anything us Hittites are bound for greatness though
You go in smoke cave too! Tribe not pure. Must make pure.
NO SMOKE CAVE FOR OG, OG NO WANT
Not say lie, before time Tunk voter here. Is fucking ha ha watch Tunk set fire self and fall down. Am not ha ha no more can't let Tunk get rock codes.
Why do woman lie with dark man? Why do greedy nose man bring dark tribe to our cave? Now dark mans ask for more rocks, why should we give rocks? Nose people make woman stupid by not making truth truths on cave paintings, and women believe the walls. Nose people ruined our cave!
TUNK HAS ROCK CODES, STUPID CLINTROD LIKER TOO LATE.
TUNK WILL MAKE CAVE BIG AGAIN
Make Right the Story go now REEEEE
We put big nose in smoke cave. No more big nose. No more poo skin.
OG get smoke cave.
Not OGs choice.
Sad OG needed for pure tribe.
Me put OG in smoke cave.
Hello my fellow homo sapien! I indeed hope you have a less egregious day. Now excuse me, I must continue to work upon thine Pyramid. Good day to you, sir!
WHAT OG CAN DO TO NO GO SMOKE CAVE
>gog meet new friend today
>be in field hunt long horn
>Sudden big white lite in sky
>big round shiny rock float down like bird feather
>rock open caveman step out
>pretty orange skin
>soft hair
>say he make north tribe great again
>say I am ancestor to great leader
>he give big leaf with drawing
>it say how make fire
>how make wheel
>how make war bow
>last thing he give pretty ungabunga
>say name Pence 457
>Say make young hunter with Pence 457
>in 45 thousand winter my offspring take control of all tribe called "rome"
>conquer but fail
>then 50 thousand year he say more offspring be great leader
>say they lead country call germany into war with great army
>say all world tribe fight in war but lose because hook nose tribe
>last thing he tell gog is 100 winters after new leader i ancestor of lead world to great
>bring world together with rock fist
>say that man him
>say his name Donald Trump
>say I his greatest ancestor
>Gog young hunters become god
big nose tribeman says no feces in sanitation hole, me think he lie but tribe man say he right for there is a witch in the sanitation hole
is frog god where to fight witch away ?
dark skin get out. this north tribe cave paint wall
Why big nose tribe like shiny rock so much? He go any length for just one shiny rock. Its just rock, only shiny. Me think big nose is crazy.
Me feel sorry for people from southlands, the great warm come and make hunting there hard. We let them come here where they can be safe. It not like they wipe out all Neanderthal, right?
OG can eat poison berry.
Tribe won't smoke dead OG.
Wooly mammoth cock, how can white Neanderthals even compete?
Clean
Maybe we only let in some dark skins. We not want to be small tribe in own lands.
SMOKE THE SABERTOOTH TIGERS, SPECIES WAR NOW!
why smoke long tooth dumb dumb? we need smoke hook nose
FUCK THAT LOOKS LIKE A GOOD FUCKING SOAP
i'm buying it
>homo sapiens
>white
HOOKNOSE MAN MAKE CAVE PAINT OG NO LIKE, OG SMASH HOOKNOSE MAN WITH CLUB.
HOOKNOSE MAN TRY MAKE OG FEEL BAD, SAY SIX OF HIS TRIBE DEAD BY OG TRIBE IN HOLOBUNGA.
SIX? IS HOOKNOSE MAN TRY TO TRICK OG? SIX IS BIG NUMBER, NOT SURE HOLOBUNGA REAL, THINK HOOKNOSE TRY TO FOOL OG
THICC
me think civic tribalism is best for everyone, they use our women for make baby fine, but at least they speak our language!
60%
BIG NOSE TRIBE MAN MAKE GRUNT AS HE CLUB YOU
Why hello my fellow regant. After you finish your pyramid, maybe you would be interested in a pyramid shaped spacecraft to fully utilize your pyramid parking structure.
>become me
>twenty four winters age I am
>sunny was that day
>eyesight woman that make me pee white
>use two feet arms and in direction towards she
>lady remove pants that have no bottoms
>amazing_shitty_shitty_poo.imagefile
>woman have no slitoris her have willy wonka like me
>me not sure what I is to do
>wakes up
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I see it is deal. I will have my secretary send you a pamphlet with all your intergalactic travel options. When you pick what features you want, I can have my fully automated factory begin construction of your intergalactic vessel.
berrypickers btfo
FUCK BLACK TRIBE NIGGER I STEAL PYRAMID
Me make thicc
I knew letting Nordcuck refugees into Egypt was a bad idea.