/aus/pol - JUST Edition

>Cory Bernardi set to leave the Liberal Party over Malcolm Turnbulls refusal to support the right
skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2017/02/07/bernardi-to-overshadow-parliament-start.html

>Bernardi's twitter account - Make sure you show your support for /ourguy/
twitter.com/corybernardi
>also
corybernardi.com/

>Turnbull in damage control tries to bury the Bernardi story by dropping the 'Gold Pass' scheme
news.com.au/national/politics/malcolm-turnbull-axes-life-gold-pass-angering-mps/news-story/95e6acf2a36cadb1e14010d9eb1a754b

>ABC News Livestream:
abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
>inb4 >ABC News

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we need to meme Bernardi to the top. If there's any country where /ourguy/ can be shitposted into power it's Australia

I don't really like Cory but if he fractures the establishment then I'm all for it

I fucking hate Malcolm the piece of shit stabbed Tones.

Nigger we got two parallel Auspol threads now

Join the other one

>bernardi
>our guy
He's a neoliberal globalist shill you stupid fucks. He's going to import brown people and export jobs on a scale that the government can't even imagine.

You people are so fucking dumb.

That was one of the major reasons that Bernardi said he was leaving

He should never have stabes based tones

Never mind I see that this is the official thread

I'll paste my old comment again:

Do you fellas think that this will just end up leeching votes from One Nation to a guy who will still have close ties to the Liberal party?

He should really have joined One Nation rather than being their competition.

He said in his press conference that he thinks immigration was 'far too high'

Although he said he was against discriminatory immigration on principle

So he's less cucked than the Libs, but still he's got nothing on ON

bernardi can't be memed into office, he's low energy

the only meme-worthy character is pauline hanson

Nigga you shilling for the shill thread

Bernardi is fantastic, but he isn't a Trump, at least not yet, he's a bit lacking in the high energy but he's got the right ideas and stuff. Same with Pauline (although I'd rate Bernardi over Pauline)

>He should really have joined One Nation rather than being their competition.
1 nation are a bit retarded though.

I trust that Bernardi will make a great conservative party that is pragmatic and unites Australian conservatives.

Cory has fucked up badly.

He needed to lead a few more MPs with him to have any chance.

His bullshit "movement" will disappear without a trace.

Nah one nation will still get heaps of voters

More likely he will just be taking conservatives who wouldn't vocally support One Nation for fear of being called racist out of liberal party

so its still a good thing

No he will take votes from the Liberal party. But not many. He will not end up doing very well at all.

>D-Drumpf is finished he has no supprt from Paul Ryan and the republicans

Pauline is a serperate issue that can tie into this.

If we shill Bernard we can destroy Malcom the wanker.

That is satisfaction enough.

Australian conservatives has quite a big following as it was original intended to be the conservative version of "Get Up!"

>politics.
Seriously Tones not that much of a pussy, that's part of the game

>quite a big following
50,000. His problem is most of them are just Liberals pissed off about Based Tone getting shafted in favour of Turnbull.

They are still all liberals at heart.

Fuck off with these globalist cuckservatives

One Nation
One Party
One leader
Heil Pauline.

Corey Bernardi is low energy.
No man can take out my uber smart Turnbull

That's true. I thought it was bigger but I didnt bother to look up the numbers.

>liking Prepbull

Nah mate. Malcoon must pay.

Tones stabbed himself by being a useless fuckwit.

Fuck off cunt.

>being a useless fuckwit.
That's the appeal though. He just straight up himself, not some smirking shitcunt who reckons he is topshit like Turnbitch.

Hey m8s how are you all today?

Young Liberals shill detected

Tony Abbott was completely owned by the big business interests that funded him and his party and was so out of touch with reality that he legitimately thought that his 2013 budget would be received well.

I would say that him being ousted was definitely a good thing, but this betamale that has replaced him clearly isn't any better. But at least Prepbull isn't trying to shit on everyone that isn't his donor base.

WHO HERE /BIGSTRONGBERNARDI/?

"ONE MAN PARTY" BERNARDI

"NO MORE MARDI-GRA-DY PARTY" BERNARDI

LEFTIST LIBERALS ON SUICIDE WATCH

HIGH ENERGY HARD LINE CONSERVATIVE FIST SMASHES SISSY PARLIAMENT IN SINGLE PUNCH

ENTIRE COUNTRY RALLIES BEHIND HIM

RIDES A MOTORBIKE
CAPTAIN OF THE ROWING CLUB IN SCHOOL
ONCE GOT IN A FIGHT WITH MUSLIMS IN LIBYA OVER WOMEN
OWNED A PUB
HANDSOME
WELL SPOKEN
NEED MORE BE SAID?

B E R N A R D I
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cory bernardi is a mad lad charger

even my dad who is a unionist shill said 'he's got conviction'

Cory 'Gay marriage is a slippery slope to bestiality' Bernardi

Cory Bernardi = Ted Cruz

Pauline Hanson = Donald Trump -50 IQ points

Malcolm Turnbull = John McCain

....?

youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw

youtube.com/watch?v=jahPCzoqrUg

>at least Prepbull isn't trying to shit on everyone
Yeah cos he's a limp wristed, leather jacket wearing, high end of town fucking toff. He's like the Australia political version of Hugh Grant. He is a fucking numale faggot who thinks its cool to ride the line between 'conservative father' and 'trendy Daddy'. It makes me sick, I would rather a big dog who shits on me than a fifi who does fucking nothing but look sorry for himself.

Fuck.

original

youtube.com/watch?v=rRddLDynsCs

DAILY REMINDER SOCIALIST ALTERNATIVE SMASHED UP BERNARDI'S OFFICE IN SA

DAILY REMINDER THE DAY OF REVENGE BECKONS

DAILY REMINDER SOCIALIST STUDENTS WILL BE DEPORTED VIA CATAPULT UNDER BERNARDI

THIS IS THE BERNARDI HOUR, WILL YOU STAND MEEKLY BY OR STRIDE FIRMLY FORWARD?

How can people even say this unironically?

...

I would rather have a literal retard than that smirking kike turnbull

on point

We need a coup in this country to purge the communists and socialists

We need Turnbulls head on a pole as well

It's probably a shitpost made to get (you)s. Pretty much nobody believes this shit anymore, least of all someone on Sup Forums.

It's not a shitpost

Some faggots literally go a day in their lives without ever questioning the conditioning of their parents

Have you ever met one of those retards whose parents and grandparents and great-grandparents all voted for the same mainstream cuck party without question? Those faggots are worse than uni socialist types, since at least those cunts can string an argument together.

By being on the Turn(prep)bull payrol

*don't go a day

do you want to send us back 100 years?

free trade is the reason our countries are good and africa is shit

>ONE MAN PARTY BERNARDI

As much as I want Based Cory to succeed and maybe go for a tilt in the Lower House and be successful at it, that name is just far too fucking good m8

>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> shiggy diggy
>>>>>>>

Free trade is the reason we are slaves to the Chinks

Why couldn't a Trump-style protectionist policy work here?

BREAKING: GREENS VACATE AUSTRALIA EN MASSE TO AVOID THE FULL FIST OF BERNARDI

SUICIDE RATES IN INNER CITY LATTE SUBURBS SPIKE

BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS TAKE TO THE STREET WITH RAISED CHINS AND BROAD CHESTS TO EXPEL ANY AND ALL SOCIALISTS

SAY IT WITH ME:

"STRIVE FORWARD BERNARDI!"

HEADLINE: THE COMMUNIST WEEDS OF THIS FERTILE STATE RIPPED OUT WITH GREAT PREJUDICE, STATE FLOURISHES

>Malcolm right now

>using shitty catapults
>not using glorious trebuchets
It's like your a filthy Muslim.

This post triggered me

We had some dumb cunt history teacher who used to cal them tre-boo-chets. This was at a time when Age of Empires was all the rage and everyone knew she was wrong.

BREAKING: BERNARDI CUTS THE CHANDELIER THAT TURNBULL SWUNG INTO OFFICE ON, RECLAIMS AUSTRALIA AS THE LAND OF PROMISE AS ONCE INTENDED

NO LONGER A RESOURCE PIT FOR THE CHINESE, ONCE AGAIN A PROUD ANGLO SAXON LAND OF EFFICIENCY AND LAWFUL GOOD

STRIVE FORWARD BERNARDI!

>free trade is the reason our countries are good
THE GOLDEN AGE OF OUR COUNTRIES WAS BEFORE THE FREE TRADE REFORMS OF THE 1980S AND BEYOND.

KILL YOURSELF

we are not slaves to the chinks you economically illiterate child

because there is no need for a trump-style protectionist policy, or any protectionist policy.

what we need is less regulation of business and less company tax so our businesses can be competitive in the international market.

>Cory Bernardi set to leave the Liberal Party over Malcolm Turnbulls refusal to support the right
translation
>Cory Bernardi is paid off to split the right wing vote so left will win

you think free trade starting in the 1980s? are you actually retarded?

ATTENTION ALL LEFTISTS AND DEFEATISTS: REMAIN IN AUSTRALIA AT YOUR OWN PERIL, THE HOUR OF HARD-LINE GOD FEARING CONSERVATISM STRIKES FORWARD IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE AND ETERNAL GOOD

ALL COMMUNIST DISSENTERS WILL BE TURNED INTO GLUE

Sleepy and I want a job

Gap between centre-right and right-wing is increasing. It was inevitable

And no. Our preferential system doesn't work like that.

SO IF I SUGGESTED THAT WE GO BACK TO THE ECONOMIC POLICIES OF THE 1960S YOU WOULDN'T CONSIDER IT GOING BACK ON FREE TRADE?

YOU ARE TRAPPED YOU SCUMBAG.

t. Turnbull shill

You obviously don't understand the Australian political system

If another conservative party gaining seats won't put the left in power

This isn't like America Presidential politics

Keep trying, Greens-troll

Remember that night you lost your virginity? When your boyfriend was applying pressure to your puckered-with-excitement sphincter and you were trembling with fear and elation, and as he entered you it hurt so bad? Based Cory will be like that, but without any form of pleasure on your prostate.

Be prepared for five plus years of electoral anal fissure m8. You've been warned.

>this post
translation:
>I don't understand anything about parliament

>If another conservative party gaining seats won't put the left in power

If another conservative party gains seats it won't put the left in power*

Our Libs are as 'centre-right' as Angela Merkel's CDU is 'centre-right' (that is, not very)

The Libs today are at best strictly centrist

>what we need is less regulation of business and less company tax so our businesses can be competitive in the international market.
Eat a fat abo dick.

PAULINE HANSON IS OUR ONLY HOPE

> our first and most based government was the protectionist party
> exclusive trading deals within the british empire made it rich
> free trade has lead to outsiders taking advantage of us

yes goyim, enjoy an open market

>Bernadi is the hero Australia deserves you stupid shill!
>ever since rumors of him leaving began the same rumors said Gina Rineheart will fund him
>implying that fat cunt will fund anything that would stand in the way of immigrating slave labour
Keep falling for the song and pony dance these corrupt cunts put on. Also the new senate voting system makes it harder for smaller parties.

Australian friends, who is the redpilled politician in your lands?

>muh economics

you probably think christopher pyne memes are edgy

Pauline Hanson

it's sad that you post on Sup Forums yet have not even considered learning basic economics

People say Pauline Hanson, but she's objectively low-IQ filth.

>economics are dum lol why dont we just elect pauline

David Leyonhjelm

youtube.com/watch?v=WhEv5rBANy8

t. greens shill

She's been fighting for actual Australians for much of her life and even went to gaol for it. You need to get your head out of your arse mate and come down a couple of pegs you pseudo intellectual cunt.

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>Tony Abbott was completely owned by the big business interests that funded him and his party and was so out of touch with reality that he legitimately thought that his 2013 budget would be received well.

And yet he was still less of a dickless cuckold than Turnbull

Turnbull makes Jeb Bush look like a far-right ultranationalist militant

kek

also correct answer

FOUND SOME OF THE VIDEO

abc.net.au/news/2017-02-07/adelaide-man-facing-terrorism-charges-acutely-psychotic/8247242

youtube.com/watch?v=2X6BGQ-gD0Y

So he's a muzzie or just a guy from Adelaide?

people ITT:

>REEEEEEEEE! WHY DONT THE MULTINATIONAL COMPANIES PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE!!!!!!!! REEEEEEE I CLAIM TO HATE LABOR BUT I AGREE WITH ALMOST ALL OF THEIR POLICIES

wtf is that?

it's sad that you're a fuckwit shekelstein

>greens shill

Nice attempt to devalidate my post by labelling me as something undesirable.

>She's been fighting for actual Australians for much of her life and even went to gaol for it. You need to get your head out of your arse mate and come down a couple of pegs you pseudo intellectual cunt.

That's nice. Unfortunately with governence, it isn't just hard work, but fast wits, the right knowledge and a viable plan for the future.
Literally walking head first into being run by a nigger-tier intellectual by voting for her.

Call me whatever names you want, the truth is with me.

>reclaim australia

ok, now i KNOW you're a dumbarse

>And yet he was still less of a dickless cuckold than Turnbull

No arguments from me. The reason I think he is better is that going nowhere is better than going the wrong way.

learn your history, retard

>You obviously don't understand the Australian political system

You're system is one giant shitpost m8, but even if your meme-ballots remain unchanged you need to do something about the ritualized prime ministerial backstabbing that has resulted in, what, 6 PMs in 7 years? That's fucking Italian-tier m8 fuck

FOUND THE ACTUAL VIDEO
youtube.com/watch?v=eJS1VTm99R0

Goes by the name Commander Hesham, would be good if twitter fags dropped this in an australian hashtag

hear hear

Our media absolutely fucking hates bernardi, what's the deal? never heard of him before this and they're absolutely rabid, calling him a traitor and a coward and that his leaving the libs is an unforgivable betrayal when that can't even be called uncommon. He's /ourguy/, right?

Then do something yourself. She might not be the brightest but she's got the heart.