Let's Create a Conspiracy Theory!

I'm bored. Let's create a conspiracy theory to trick the media into spreading. I'll go first:

>Fidel Castro is still alive

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He realized how dedicated/cruel/whatever Trump would be as president and that after all of the failed assassination attempts, Trump's would succeed. Thus, faked death to go into hiding.

Donald Trump is a persona of Alec Baldwin created to increase his career.

Sup Forums was created in order to keep mentally handicapped people off the streets and in there homes. Hey! Would you look at that, it's true.

>Fidel Castro (the real one) joined Major League Baseball under a different name.
>The Fidel who died is the fake one who real Fidel let rule since real fidel's dream was to be in the MLB.

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EDGEACATE YOSELF

Sup Forums is actually populated by misogynistic robots, coded by a lonely virgin nerd who wanted people to think the world shared his untolerant views

The moon is a symbol of white supremacy and it must be destroyed in order to bring equality to spaces of color

The earth is flat and night is a false illusion created by the jews to promote racemixing and niggerism

there is no true night and hitler was trying to kill all the jews to make sure they stopped casting black magic to make the sun go away every night

Jeb was molested by his brothers and that's why he acts like he does and was never as successful

I need a quick rundown on the bogboiz

Not only was jeb molested by his brothers, but they stuck a snapping turtle up his ass while shouting "slow and steady slow and steady", traumatizing jeb for life

many times he wakes up in a cold sweat next to his midget mexican wife screaming about the turtle in his ass

Proof he's alive
>pic related

I vote for this one, this is something CNN would run with. I mean, not destroy, but maybe paint it all black.

There is a secret pedo ring run by Harvey Weinstein located under the Chinese Theatre in LA.

Typical. The whole sky is black and they just need to destroy that one white spot.

Move to Alaska because this is going to be the next Panama Canal.

Global warming is real,
equator is going to be a scorched wasteland in 20 years
the North Pole and Antarctica are going to be paradises.

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>Only white people have ever been to the moon.

Guaranteed to trigger a bunch of apes so they complain and white cucks push for wasting money on a second pointless moon landing full of niggers.

Stephen Hawking's voice computer is being controlled by one of his SJW nurses, and he is actually a massive Trump supporter.

The moon gets BLACKED every eclipse as is, this is blatant anti-white propaganda.

switzerland is the central piece of NWO templar founded switzerland in 1291 the same year the templar where "all" killed

they hold the nazi gold

we already did that, its justin treadu remember

Is bogpill the only 2017 meme so far?

if so, we're behind on our quota

this thread could help

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