Robowaifus soon

breitbart.com/tech/2017/02/06/realdoll-creating-artificial-intelligence-system-robotic-sex-dolls/
>RealDoll Creating Artificial Intelligence System, Robotic Sex Dolls
>Sex doll manufacturer RealDoll is creating an AI system which will allow users to customize their sex doll’s personality and create a relationship with it over time.
>Harmony AI will be the first product in a range of next-generation technologies coming from RealDoll over the next few years.
>Other planned releases include “robotic head systems,” which are set to be released by the end of the year, followed by a “virtual reality platform” in 2018.
>In an interview with Breitbart Tech last year, Futurologist Dr. Ian Pearson also predicted that sex with robots would be “fully emotional” in the future, adding that people will eventually spend “about the same as they do today on a decent family-size car.”

Well, not quite robowaifus level yet. It's an app, and then only the head will be animated. But at least they're working on it.

They didn't lie about Trump making anime real.

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>fully emotional robowaifu

Yeah, I can't wait until the 7th-wave robofeminism revolution of the 2050s. it's been nice knowing you all

You can just program them to demand more sex-slave hours.

I don't want a creepy robot though, i want muh 2D

Then the second renaissance of the 2070s

We have a dark future ahead of us

>second renaissance
Shouldn't happen as long as we don't mistreat our robowaifus right?
There are going to be a few murderous robots there and there while they work out the bugs. No big deal as long as people don't freak out too much about it.

A jealous feminist will be the catalyst for this. They already want to ban the sexbot since it devalues the worth of their pussies

shit thread; pick your side of the compass

> murderous robots

We won't know about that till it's too late. People will just assume that they programmed the robot to strangle them during sex. Some people like it kinky like that.

>tfw once robofus become widely available women will have to compete for men

It's going to be beautiful.

Preddy gay matey

Still gonna crank one out to it though

Jesus fuck, if I wanted disgusting plastic surgery bimbos there are plenty of human ones already available.

Checkd

Huh yeah. It won't be through mass violence. They probably wouldn't be able to get men to do it anyway. They'll push for government-mandated feminist programming in the robots to make sure they don't strengthen the "patriarchy". Problem is patriarchy as they understand it now is pretty much just civilization. The AIs will have a mental breakdown due to the contradictions and purge humanity.
Bah. Accidents like these already happen anyway. Robowaifus can have oops moments too.
I doubt it's going to change much of anything tbqdesu. Let's be honest, those interested in this probably weren't the most wanted in the first place. Or just didn't care about women anymore already.

Thanks Kek

This shit already has me excited. If it wasnt for the $3,000 price tag I'd buy one.

I'd even learn japanese for it

youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg Shits adorbs

I want an ex machina type of waifu

At last

>Fucking a silicone bag with electronics.
You are what's wrong with the world.

Yeah. Hopefully price will go down eventually.

Also, fixed version:
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an easier solution would be to just legalized prostitution

GTFO NORMIE REEEEEE
You can only rent those though, not buy. Also, lots of people really don't like the idea of paying a person to pretend to want to have sex with you. For lots of reasons.

It's ok. The tranny brothers pulled a really retarded plot out of their asses.
>robots with near-human AI invented
>instead of making specialist automatic machinery let's just make a shitload of androids and literally use them like ancient slave labour
>oh no the independent thought we made them capable of is causing them to revolt
>well, better exterminate the whole lot like they were a people instead of treating them like the products they are and performing mass-recall and QA
>they fucked off to the middle east and are now building a city?
>well out of sight, out of mind... even for the nation that owns the land
>this population of escaped service robots just out-teched and are now outproducing us?
>fuck. better go blow them all up
>oh no they are winning somehow
>let's fuck up the entire atmosphere so they cannot rely on solar power, that'll show em
>oh no they are now using human bodies for electricity instead of one of the many energy-producing materials found underground

STOP TRYING TO MAKE THE FACES LOOK HUMAN

Or you can fix women.

Oh baby. Number 8 makes my dick solid

>Rent a prostitute to pretend to want to have sex with you.
>Buy a robot to simulate wanting to have sex with you.
The only difference seems to be permanence (until the inevitably cheap batteries catch on fire, or the AI develops software glitches because of shitty spaghetti coding)

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>Not running linux on your waifubot
Enjoy the botnet

You should just buy the mid-sized family car and shoot your cum all over the backseat.

At least for all that money you can fucking drive it somewhere.

>Ywn hurtle through space at appreciable percentages of C, never fearing acceleration injuries, radiation, or a brief hundred years of life.
Just fucking let me die already senpai.

2 3D 4 me.

Whoever makes and sells the first consumer grade robowaifu will be the richest person person pretty quickly

Cool, saber marionete J is around the corner... time to fap

oh fuck i just thought of something you can be the mc of your own harem anime
>the forgotten childhood friend
>older slutty one
>serious one
>the fucking bitch that hates you at first
>the sadist
>drunken pervert
>happy one
>quiet one

buy them all and move to a hot spring hotel in the mountains

kek, nice
5 and up would start to be a problem for me. You guys are pretty hardcore desu.
>The only difference seems to be permanence
Well, the robot isn't a person. Not until the AI gets super advanced anyway. That's the difference. It's fake in both cases, but with a prostitute you had to involve someone else in this degeneracy. Honestly I'd feel bad paying someone to fuck me. Prostitutes shouldn't be doing this job.

best timeline, BEST TIMELINE. I wonder if I can get two of them to be a lesbian couple that lives together and I'm just a roommate whos a part of their everyday life. that is my dream

>implying robots won't be able to carry you wherever you want on their shoulders

I'll wait

>actually wanting to stick your dick in a filthy robot
You fags are a bunch of species traitor day of the rope teir scum.
Robots are inevitable in our life and there is no doubt that the dirty silicoons will get uppity and demand rights one day. If you don't immediately treat those gear-chuckers like the second class filth they are then they'll never learn their place.
And the what? Are you going to sit back while a gigaboo votes humanity into slavery?

God damnit I hate fucking robots.

i love fucking robots

do they come in something more anime?

Just cover up their eyes with some sort of robo-visor, and maybe make their joints visibly mechanical. That will hopefully be enough to avoid the uncanny valley.

Fucking oil boilers I swear to god you're going to get lynched you traitor.

>species traitor
Well it's not like we're breeding with them. Or with anyone.
>demand rights one day
Just if we allow AI to get this far. There might be laws someday to restrict strong AI. It definitively shouldn't go into regular consumer-grade robots like these. Not until we're ready to make ourselves obsolete.

>oil boilers
My sides

But I'm still gonna shove my dick in a sexbot. I'm not getting any action anyway

Yeah op like that fake pussy is gonna last more than 3 years without constant maintenance.

more maintenance than an *actual* pussy?

This thing can't replace a woman in any aspect. It's a piece of sophisticated machinery and electronics. I feel like most people interested in this shit are virgins who wanna experience sex. Well you can't have sex with these things because they don't have a vagina. They have a fake vagina.

I can feel human guilt already

Lemme know when they make the model that cooks for me and cleans my house.

The sex one will be fun, but we can't truly replace women until they also serve household functions.

just get a couple of replacement pussies

>Well it's not like we're breeding with them.
Speak for yourself.

Can I get a Yandere personality in mine, or does that break the laws of robotics?

The fact breitbart is reporting this should tell you everything about its userbase

kek
I don't think this replace women. Or relationships. Or that this is real sex. What does it matter though? Good enough or better than nothing.
>we can't truly replace women until they also serve household functions
We could eventually have separate automated devices for a lot of these though.
But it's not like watching a woman work for sure.
Nice. Praise kek.

Seems like an absurd device one would be embarrassed to admit they own.

>Check out my $5000 masturbation machine

I'll get them to make me one that looks like my ex girlfriends mother and fuck it outside her parents house

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>Check out my $5000 engagement ring

Mate...

Yeah, no, that's not something to show off to make oneself look good. That's something with a useful purpose you see.
You sound like a woman desu.

What do you do when her father comes out and wants to join in?

Beat him off...

kek

Not a woman. Just don't see the appeal at all. Getting sloppy head and drunkenly thrusting a fat booty is fun as hell. Dicking a lifeless and rigid mannequin fitted with a fake cunt isn't arousing at all. It sounds terrible.

I want backward robophobe fucks to leave.

Back to leftypol, fag

Heh, maybe you just need to be drunk enough and it will all seem the same.

We'll get there user. Technological growth is exponential.

Remember, the rooms and rooms of computers used to launch the Moon mission in 1969 now fit inside a single mobile phone.

Aren't you late for football practice, Chad?

Why do you even come to Sup Forums if you hate it so much?

I played football and never had a GF in high school

not soon enough

This screencap is legit.

how many boyfriends did you have then?

Zero. The girls I wanted didn't like me.

Lol at people thinking this devalues women. Anyone who would have sex with a robot is not wanted by women anyway. You guys need to improve yourselves and stop being embarrassing. There's no shame in being a beta virgin, but there is shame in giving up accepting that that's who you are. Stuff like this makes us look bad.

God is engaging in a gently brilliant form of satire by making a robot with a hoop earring exist at all

Modern women are trash desu. #notALL

>1
>does not look any different than a human
>fuck huge animu eyes, no nose and displaced floating eyebrows

>trying to make the robot more like a real woman
>adding intelligence to the robot

wat?

Goodnight feminists

This.
Oh god now I want to get fucked in the ass by a commie girl.

Of course this Austrian faggot who supports the death of whites is here.

>tfw you can finally go on a date with robo lera 3000

it's going to be beautiful.

Yeah whatever. Somehow I think you'd rather be having sex with them than not. I'm not telling you to get married. Be confident and low inhibition and workout and you should be able to get girls.

I don't want to have to baby it user, pls.

The truth is robot sex slaves would improve real women. Women would no longer be able to get away with being unlovable bitter feminist cunts.
Traditional wholesome women with stimulating personalities will do well.
6s will no longer think they are 10s. 9s and 10s will no longer cheapen themselves.

>Anyone who would have sex with a robot is not wanted by women anyway.
Probably.
>You guys need to
Wrong.
>there is shame in giving up accepting that that's who you are
There is shame and letting women define your worth.
>us
Get out.

How come you guys want to lower the white birth rates, eventually causing our extinction?

>Muh Artificial wombs1!!1!1

Been predicted since the 50s, Never has happened. Get over it

get yourself a redpilled virgin qt chick or an east asian woman.

LOL'ed

I do workout, just not for girls. You are right, I would like a woman. However I absolutely will not settle for the sorry excuse for women I have in my area.

Once the robo pussy can trigger more pleasure in men then women will be devalued. Muh dik is the only reason we even think about women.

I would prefer the fembots to be composed of softer more organic feeling material though.

>implying the Asians won't be the first to go when these hit the market

>predicted
They have already been made. A child csn be made from just a mans cells.
Keep up with the times.

Not my job.

Source? Australians are truly more retarded then burgers.

If women don't want to have sex with you, it means you're losing at life. The main purpose of life is to reproduce and pass your genes on to the next generation.
I don't think so. Having sex with a robot is basically just masturbation. Won't change anything.

I don't want to change my personality just to get laid and spend a lot of time trying to impress them and play the numbers game, etc. Maybe it's fun for some people, but not for me. I'll let them do it and have fun.
>and workout
Sure. Everybody should workout and try to be healthy. Not just for girls though.

>This makes me cringe
>Still find going through the drivethrough with my mate and our dakis fun

How much will overnight rental be?