Sup Forums census thread

let's get a quick rundown of the demographics of this place, shall we?

>age
>gender
>country / state
>race
>job
>political stance
>religious stance
>physical disabilities
>mental problems
>virginity status
>kissless or not
>handholdless or not
>do you live with your parents

bump

fuck off fbi

is this datamining 2.0?

NSA detected

Kissless but my dick is 8 and three quarter inches

My only disability is fatigue from your mom never giving my dick a rest.

nice try

>1486XXXXXXXXX

newfaggot

>>age
8
>>gender
Female
>>country / state
Nigeria
>>race
Black
>>job
I'm a kid
>>political stance
Rape white bitches
>>religious stance
Rape white bitches
>>physical disabilities
Black
>>mental problems
I'm a nigger
>>virginity status
Rape/10
>>kissless or not
Kissless
>>handholdless or not
Muh dik
>>do you live with your parents
I got no dad nigga

its actually from our brother board /r9k/. we have the highest amount of crossposters with them.

and how did you come to calculate this?

I didn't

but source has been posted numerous times. /r9k/ and Sup Forums have the highest amount of crossover posters. that actually explains a lot

i'll find source

>over 9000
>they
>Nigeria
>nigger
>Wendy's chef
>federalist
>jewish
>gigantic 19 inch dick makes me walk funny
>mild downs
>I get all the pucci
>my parents are dead but I fuck your mom

>kissless or not
>handholdless or not
>do you live with your parents

pottery

30
MALE
INDIA
ACTUAL ARYA BRAHMIN
HTML
SOCIALIST without HANDOUTS
HINDU
Phyiscal problems: NONE
Mental problems: ALL
As mother mary
kissless
less
no

>age
Adult
>gender
Alpha male
>country / state
flag
>race
White
>job
In education
>political stance
Fascist
>religious stance
Atheist
>physical disabilities
Minor, can squat and deadlift 405lbs
>mental problems
None
>virginity status
Virgin
>kissless or not
Not, have kissed
>handholdless or not
Not, Have held hands and grabbed pussy
>do you live with your parents
Yes

>age
28
>gender
man
>country / state
tokyo japan
>race
yamato
>job
neet
>political stance
i hate korean
>religious stance
no
>physical disabilities
??
>mental problems
depressed
>virginity status
i have never sex
>kissless or not
i have never kiss
>handholdless or not
??
>do you live with your parents
i live with mother

Sure "Japanese". You're just another Burger expat.

>age
Late 20s
>gender
MALE
>country / state
Singacuck
>race
Hapa
>job
Manager
>political stance
Authoritarian Right
>religious stance
Staunch Buddhist
>physical disabilities
Myopia
>mental problems
0
>virginity status
Having sex at least once a week
>kissless or not
Kissed too much desu
>handholdless or not
Nigga wat
>do you live with your parents
No

>>job
data miner

19
Male
USA TN
White
Student
Right leaning moderate
Bible Belt m'f'er
None
ADHD
Pure
Kissed
Held hands
For two months out of the year.
There honest as I please

22
M
Flag
White
Design / Illustration and all the bullshit between
Right wing dance party
Agnostic
None
None
Gone
Not
Not
No

>age
21
>gender
male
>country / state
PA, USA
>race
caucasian
>job
university
>political stance
far right libertarian
>religious stance
agnostic
>physical disabilities
none
>mental problems
none
>virginity status
lost at 17
>kissless or not
kissed
>handholdless or not
not
>do you live with your parents
nope

fuck it boiiii

>age
21
>gender
male
>country / state
USA / midwest region
>race
white
>job
army national guard, unarmed security guard civilian side
>political stance
conservative and minimalist
>religious stance
agnostic
>physical disabilities
none
>mental problems
does alcoholism count?
>virginity status
virgin
>kissless or not
not, have kissu'd
>handholdless or not
not, have held many hands
>do you live with your parents
yes

>older than time and space
>male
>france, than mars
>bogdonot
>ruling France with an iron BUT fair fist
>bogdonot
>bogdonot
>if you consider being a supreme being a disability
>too smart for humankind
>i own DNA editing facilities

Male, 53, not a wizard (I lost my ability to cast spells at age 13 to a neighborhood girl named Sheila), xray tech.

>age
20
>gender
male
>country / state
California, United States
>race
white
>job
student
>political stance
conservative
>religious stance
raised Jewish but don't care for religion
>physical disabilities
none
>mental problems
adhd, mild aspergers
>virginity status
not virgin
>kissless or not
not kissless
>handholdless or not
not handholdless
>do you live with your parents
yes

>age
18
>gender
male
>country / state
flag
>race
black
>job
none
>political stance
opressed
>religious stance
christian
>physical disabilities
underweight
>mental problems
i'm fine
>virginity status
no
>kissless or not
yes
>handholdless or not
yes
>do you live with your parents
no

>>M
>>Bosnia
>>White
>>Geology Engineer
>>Left, but real left not cuck left
>>Atheist
>>Not any that i know
>>Went overboard with gambling couple years back
>>lost it 6 years ago
>>kissless or not, dont get this one
>>handholdless or not, dont get this one
>>Not anymore

>>age
23
>>gender
Male
>>country / state
USA / West Coast
>>race
White Mixed
>>job
Sales Associate
>>political stance
Right-wing Leaning
>>religious stance
Catholic
>>physical disabilities
None
>>mental problems
Alcoholic
>>virginity status
Actual whore
>>kissless or not
Yes Kisses
>>handholdless or not
Lol
>>do you live with your parents
Yes I want to die

>17
>Male
>Cuckafornia (moving when possible)
>Aryan baby
>high school
>Far Right conservative
>agnostic but if I had to choose Christian
>giant dong
>none
>in tact, saving for the right girl
>kissless
>handholds
>yes

What is "white mixed"?

Hi CIA, NSA, and FBI. How are you guys doing?

Mutts who want to be white

>age
25
>gender
male
>country / state
USA / NC
>race
white
>job
active Army (won't disclose which MOS)
>political stance
republican
>religious stance
christian
>physical disabilities
none
>mental problems
none
>virginity status
married, so irrelevant
>kissless or not
married, so irrelevant
>handholdless or not
married, so irrelevant ; the fuck is with this last 3 questions (is this r9k?)
>do you live with your parents
yes and no - mother lives with me and my wife, father is deceased

Nice try lawman

do u want me to post my eyes and fingertips too?

all posters here get put on a list,

i assume its ranked by "threat severity" according to:
>number of posts per day/week/month
>length of posts
>links
>terminology used (text mining, text analysis, sentiment analysis, stylometrics etc.)
>number of (you)'s

am i wrong?

>age
24
>gender
male
>country / state
Germany
>race
some mixture of 5 Germanic subraces
>job
university student
>political stance
national socialist
>religious stance
deist
>physical disabilities
none
>mental problems
depression
>virginity status
lost at age 17

>do you live with your parents
no

>age
Agefluid
>gender
Its 2017
>country
Isle of Man
>race
Social construct
>job
Plumber
>political stance
Neocon
>religious stance
Hellenistic
>physical disabilities
Yes
>mental problems
Narcism
>virginity status
Destroyed
>kissless or not
No
>handholdless or not
No
>do you live with your parents
They live with me

>age
23 or 24
>gender
Biologically male, but everyone says that i'm a girl/pussy.
>country / state
AUS
>race
white
>job
nojob
>political stance
center but little left.
>religious stance
atheist
>physical disabilities
186cm/46kg
>mental problems
smart
>virginity status
+
>kissless or not
not
>handholdless or not
not
>do you live with your parents
yes

Well, since everyone is doing what the hell not?

>>age
23
>>gender
male
>>country / state
Argentina - Buenos Aires
>>race
white
>>job
no
>>political stance
falangist
>>religious stance
Catholic
>>physical disabilities
none
>>mental problems
none
>>virginity status
yes
>>kissless or not
not
>>handholdless or not
what?
>>do you live with your parents
yes

Kek people unironically replying to this

>age
24
>gender
male
>country / state
russia
>race
white
>job
phd student
>political stance
stalinist
>religious stance
atheist
>physical disabilities
no gallbladder
>mental problems
no
>virginity status
i have gf and sex with her
>kissless or not
isn`t it obvious?
>handholdless or not
isn`t it obvious?[2]
>do you live with your parents
We have 2 apartments, so sometime i live with parents, because it is pretty comfy

>age
19
>sex
male
>country / state
Canada / ON
>race
pajeet
>job
Student
>political stance
Libertarian
>religious stance
Atheist
>physical disabilities
Eyeshit is shiet
>mental problems
no
>virginity status
intact
>kissless or not
kissless
>handholdless or not
no
>do you live with your parents
no

yeah, neo-Sup Forums is pretty retarded

>obvious honey pot thread

>age
22
>gender
M
>country / state
United States
>race
White
>job
No
>political stance
Conservative/libertarian white nationalist
>religious stance
atheistic, starting to become more Catholic
>physical disabilities
fat
>mental problems
agoraphobia, depression
>virginity status
yes
>kisslesss
yes
>handholdless
yes
>do you live with your parents
yes

>29
>male
>brazil
>white skin, but mixed race
>surgeon
>right wing
>atheist
>none
>F60.2 antissocial personality disorder, Psychopathic
>lost when I was 16yo, never had a problem with women
>had my 1st gf when i was 6
>had my 1st gf when i was 6
>no

Fuck it
>age
25
>gender
MANLY MAN
>race
Honkey
>job
Autobody Mechanic
>political stance
Hate niggers, fags, and kikes
>religious stance
None
>physical disabilities
Fully functional alcoholic
>mental problems
None
>virginity status
On/off relationship with cunt
>kissless or not
Not
>handholdless or not
Not
>do you live with your parents
No

>age
free
>gender
data
>country / state
4
>race
u
>job
Muslim
>political stance
Jew
>religious stance
Vegan
>physical disabilities
Shitskin
>mental problems
tfw to intelligent too participate in data collection threads
>virginity status
>kissless or not
>handholdless or not
>do you live with your parents

>>age
old
>>gender
male
>>country / state
murica
>>race
cracker
>>job
no
>>political stance
they're all crooks
>>religious stance
agnostic
>>physical disabilities
none really
>>mental problems
probably
>>virginity status
nope
>>kissless or not
not
>>handholdless or not
see above
>>do you live with your parents
no

handhold and kiss should be above sex unless you're one of those sad folks that lost their virginity to a hooker and haven't had sex with anyone else

>age
25
>gender
M
>country / state
New Mexico
>race
Hispanio (NOT Mexican and NOT an immigrant)
>job
GIS analyst
>political stance
Left nationalist
>religious stance
Catholic
>physical disabilities
None
>mental problems
Depression
>virginity status
Have kids
>kissless or not
Lol
>handholdless or not
Lol
>do you live with your parents
Mom lives w me and my wife
>>

>age
23
>gender
Boeing AH-64 Apache
>country / state
Leaf/ON
>race
Helicopter
>job
NEET
>political stance
Centre-Right
>religious stance
Catholic
>physical disabilities
n/a
>mental problems
Nothing diagnosed
>virginity status
Yes
>kissless or not
kissless
>handholdless or not
not
>do you live with your parents
yes

>35
>female
>texas
>nigger
>cashier at wendys
>black lives matter
>pan africanism
>diabetes, cancer, aids
>mental retardation but only a little
>lost that shit in the 80s lol
>nigga u serious
>...
>yeah we got 15 us up in here my kids n they baby dady come too

>age
30
>gender
You mean sex right? I'm a male.
>>country / state
Argentina
>race
Basque, Italian, Austrian and Arab. Does this make me white? If not I guess I'll go with caucasian.
>job
Tech support.
>political stance
Libertarian conservatism
>religious stance
Believer? I'm Catholic.
>physical disabilities
I'm 5'8"
>>mental problems
Epilepsy
>virginity status
Lost it with my aunt when I was 11.
>kissless or not
First kiss when I was in kindergarten.
>handholdless or not
What?
>do you live with your parents
No.

>age
23
>gender
M
>country / state
Estonia
>race
White
>job
Graphic designer
>political stance
Ethnonationalist
>religious stance
Agnostic, slowly looking forward to become a christian
>physical disabilities
Nope
>mental problems
Generalized social anxiety and light depression, used to take antidepressants, also some problems with abusing alcohol
>virginity status
Not a virgin, had sex with a first gf when I was 19
>kissless or not
Not
>handholdless or not
Not
>do you live with your parents
Currently yes, but that's only because I got a job in my rural home town recently and it's cheaper to live at my parents. I plan to move to another town and live at my own when I get a job somewhere else.

>let's get a quick rundown of the demographics of this place, shall we?
>>age
21
>>gender
Male
>>country / state
SoCal
>>race
White / Armenian
>>job
Software engineer @ NASA, Contractor
>>political stance
Center, right leaning (liberal conservative)
>>religious stance
Casual Christian (Orthodox)
>>physical disabilities
None
>>mental problems
None
>>virginity status
Virgin (mostly by choice)
>>kissless or not
No
>>handholdless or not
No
>>do you live with your parents
Yes, to save money.