ITS HAPPENING

530 SIEVERTS AN HOUR AT REACTOR NUMBER 2. FUEL RODS LOST.

ROBOTS LITERALLY CAN'T HANDLE THE RADIATION

>TEPCO LIED!!!
>PACIFIC OCEAN 1/3 DEAD ALREADY!!!

theguardian.com/environment/2017/feb/03/fukushima-daiichi-radiation-levels-highest-since-2011-meltdown

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GOD DAMMIT JAPAN GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

>73 sieverts

GET THE FUCK OFF OF HERE NOW. YOU WON'T BE WARNED AGAIN. I know this is our secret get away but you can't be doing this man, Not now. They would have been better not knowing about it.

Hey guys, I've got a great idea, let's build a nuclear power plant right on the coast of this island that sits on a major fault-line.

Good thing Japan is a long way away.

For fuck's sake Japan get it together already

We are all dead already . .. .. . I got a gun ready cause I am not going to let the radiation get me first . . . . never been so scared

This is the revenge they set in motion so long ago to get back at America for the bombs.

Stop eating fish from the Pacific ez unless you only eat that shit.

BUILD A WALL
MAKE THE RADIATION PAY FOR IT

How many times do you gooks need to be irradiated before you learn your god damn lesson??

>10 sieverts is enough to kill you

What is 530 enough then?

That only helps you if the radioactive material stays in j town

those are nips, not gooks or chinks

Hopefully it is enough to mutate an iguana into Godzilla.

T H E S E A I S R A D I O A C T I V E

>radiation is contained in the reactor vessel.
apart from the funking hole in the floor.

How do we save our waifus?

why cant we in the meantime build a giant swimmingpool around the factory? that doesnt sound too crazy does it? so that it at least doesnt leak into the water? ye itll be a giant operation, but should work

would be the largest swimmingpool ever created for sure

Seems like some fuel rods aren't contained and they're putting out the neutron radiation

It shouldn't irradiate the ocean unless they're pumping water from the ocean into the reactor room and letting it flow back into the ocean

>Go for a swim in Hawaii
>your skin falls off

Assume your gender for you.

All of them are slanted eye rats, so who cares what breed of chink u are

err... this is what they've been doing for nearly 6 years straight.

You're a fucking idiot if you think the inverse square law applies here.
It only applies to radiated radiation in line of sight.
The vast majority of radioactive material is leaking into the ocean .

Someone left some jet fuel lying around.

>image showing tsunami waveheight map again

You could dump the whole thing in the Pacific and it wouldnt do shit. The amount of radiation is miniscule when compared to the size of the ocean.

GET THE FUCK OFF OF HERE NOW. YOU WON'T BE WARNED AGAIN. I know this is our secret get away but you can't be doing this man, Not now. They would have been better not knowing about it.

HOL UP
smacks lips

That we can like get sum
snorts loudly through huge nostrils
Get sum of that you saying that
Some finna
eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank
Hol up so u be sayin is
licks teeth and grins
That this little white gurl hurr
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
eats a skittle
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeth and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE GON BE
dindu.nuffins
FINNA WE GON BE
sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
pulls up sagging pants
SO WE GON BE
instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
scopes dem titties
SO WE GON BE
shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
chucks spear
AYYYOO SOM FINA
sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
strokes welfare check pensively
WE GON BE
throws gang sign
SOM FINNA
swings from basketball hoop
WE GON BE
grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
participates in a drive-by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
converts to Islam
U SAYING WE GON BE
repeated World Star yelling in the background
SOM FINNA
sells crack
That THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KING
Rolls a blunt
WE GONNNAA TURN INTOOO RADIATION MUTANTS OOOO SOME SHIEEEETTTT

>ocean currents don't exist
>diffusion doesn't exist
>fish won't accumulate radioactive material

Never go full retard, idiot

Wouldn't you die before you mutate?

>530 Sieverts

That's above and beyond peak Chernobyl readings, right?

I wish American IPs were just banned. Literally third-world-tier posters.

i know what will help

lets import more muslims into germany

wat?
i thought those gooks had an average iq of 112

Average of 73, currently at 530 sieverts.

We're all going to die.

ok achmed

It'd be pretty silly if they have been (and not just reusing the same water), as they'd irradiate one of their food sources.

we are all going to die a slow painful death.

youtube.com/watch?v=-KNTYP69TT4

dammit Jackson that is why we hored you, youre a fuckin genous! Im giving you a promotion and two hours with my wife, you glorious sonuvabitch you!

>that doesnt sound too crazy does it? so that it at least doesnt leak into the water?

I'm imagine you'd need a steady flow of colder water to disperse all the heat stemming from the radiation. If you have a pool, all that heat energy would eventually flow throughout and start creating radioactive steam. If you try to contain the steam with a building, considering it's not a controlled radioactive dispersal, you'll get an explosion.

It may not seem like it, but there's a lot of heat from radioactivity. Enough that would seem surreal when you work out the numbers.

lol its another dirty foreigner is jealous of american superiority episode

>The second angel sounded his trumpet: "And something like a great mountain burning with fire was thrown in the sea, and a third of the sea became blood" killing a third of everything in the ocean, including ships.

Neutron radiation is a problem as it irradiates what it comes into contact with, and it'll be radioactive for quite some time -- water isn't stagnant, and the currents and "rivers" underwater will distribute is.

If digits US gets covered in radiation.

Day of the grill can't come soon enough.

Oh boy, I can't wait for a STALKER game based on Fukushima.

>Radiation in one specific area is record breaking
>We're all gonna die

Did you even read the fucking article?

I'm in bro, what could go wrong

So neutron radiation is similar to the mixing of races?

Why don't they drop the rods into a volcano ?

1488 SIEVERTS CONFIRMED IN REACTOR 1 WE HAVE A FISH HOLOCAUST HAPPENING HERE HAIL FISHLER.

A lot more likely that a shit ton of Japanese die or at least get an absurdly unhealthy amount of radiation poisoning.

Maybe my dick will be mutated to a monster 5 inches or even more!

>PACIFIC OCEAN 1/3 DEAD ALREADY!!!
Where are you getting this from?

Hey Finland! Hope you're enjoying our website, Sup Forums.

kelpwatch.berkeley.edu/

Please tell me what into what radioisotopes common items, walls and flesh turn into when reacting with neutrons.

mfw Godzilla was a prophecy foretold to us through a myriad of B list movies to warn us of godzilla who has been growing underneath fukushima for years

>berkeley

DROPPED

It would be very painful.

>weebsite owned by a Japanese man
>American
The only thing you folks do is bring Reddit to Sup Forums and drop the general IQ level of this site down a notch.

dont know kow many sieverts was at Chernobyl at explosion day but soldiers which were cleaining up extremely radioactive stuff after 2-3 hours was removing from mouth parts of their inners (liver parts etc.)

this is not a joke . . . this is most likely what is going to end the human race . . . pretty fucking lame and horrible way to go. bet they did this on purpose FUCKING CHINKS GETTING PAY BACK FOR WW 2 !

BUT WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

But the science checks out and it was a huge collaboration spanning a large portion of the pacific north west.

This is just promotion for the new Spongebob movie

Can't wait for STARKER Carr of Fukushima

Because that doesn't destroy the fuel, it would just heat it even more and make all the ash radioactive making the situation ten times worse.

Dump it in the ocean and let's see if the current can take it to California. They're really pissing me off lately

Thank God I live on the eastern seaboard and not in the west. Should I still get a radsuit?

It's not that bad as far as the typical nuclear sensationalist OPs go. But yeah, basically this.

What OP should have been pointing out was that we have a fun Chernobyl situation going on as well (fuel melting through the floor and nobody knows how much of it there is).

>Amerilard education

wtf i love mongols now

Stop activating the nucleus.

I say we fight fire with fire. Launch a nuke on this plant to clean this mess up once and for all.

No... California will die, a service to humanity

>number one fanboi of the US in Finland
guaranteed.

>The decommissioning process is expected to take about four decades

Damn radiation, you scary

Learn to speak English, jesus what the fuck are you even saying

Why's everyone paying into climate change when fukushima isn't being made to fix their little problem. Now it's headed to california. People disgust me

>TFW Having to gun down radioactive ninjas

>Japan saying NO to immigrants
>Suddenly a ((((tsunami)))) fucks over Fukushima

Just a coincidence? There are no such things.

This is the only person in this entire thread who isn't a complete fucking moron.

If that fuel rod hits ground water the steam will shoot into the atmosphere and rain down the most horrid shit on all of west America . Enjoy having kids born with no face while your economy going to fuck.

are sieverts the meme unit to make radiation sound high?

like measuring your dick in millimeters?

Israel had that program which shut down Iran's nuclear facility

I forgot what it is called, there was a huge deal about it though

Kek

this

>more false happening threads

No user. It's the opposite. Measurements are usually in millisieverts. It's like measuring your Dick in kilometers.

>I heard u swear downstairs come make me u bitch
fuck I already forgot the meme and it was like five hours ago reeee

Stuxnet, it fucked over a certain series of certain type of Siemens-motors by running them on overdrive, IIRC.

or you can just close the fucking factory and make sure of the factory safely being closed and remove all dangerous materials.

No, the Israelies killed innocent Iranian scientists who were researching nuclear energy, not weaponized nuke tech.

Why is France so nuked up?

Put it on a spacex rocket so it can malfunction and explode in the atmosphere and put an end to our miserable existence