Its on

tass.ru/armiya-i-opk/4001599

Putin ordered unscheduled mobilization and check of Aero-Cosmic forces

So Russia now is at full readiness for Nuclear War

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fuck yeah

russian nuclear war beet nuclear war

this is why putin put trump into office

We conduct snap drills every quarter or so. Keeps the body in tonus

Kaliningrad reporting in - seeing nukes every day.

I pray for the day i see them flying overhead.

Let's purge the west of its nigger loving degeneracy once and for all.

What happens if one of the missile truck drivers gets hungry and takes a detour to get some pizza?

Do tracksuit slavs steal the missiles out of the parking lot?

What the fuck?
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I hope he nukes the shit out of the sand niggers. They deserve it more than anybody.

I'd worry about meth junkies overseeing US deterrence, but we all know that those Minutemen are nothing but rust at this point.

Cosmic forces? Sounds gay.

If we modernized our nuclear forces, you'd be the first one screaming that the US was saber rattling.

We're friends now, Vlad. We can spend our money on things other than gearing up for the apocalypse.

Is that so?

>annex crimea
>about to annex belarus
>GOD DAMMIT USA YOU ARE SPENDING TONS OF MONEY ON DEFENSE BECAUSE YOU ARE WARMONGERING ASSHOLE!

>annex

return

>>about to annex belarus
>burgers imagination

Look I'm not judging here.

We're friends now and friends are understanding.

When you Annex Belarus, make sure we can have a slice.

>about to annex belarus
Wat
That's like saying China is about to annex North Korea

>make sure we can have a slice
this is our grandmother's pie, and we do not intend to share it.

>goes from denying that they're about to annex Belarus to claiming that Belarus is rightful Russian clay in approximately 4 seconds

Never change, Russia.

pls b wheel

braise quack

>implying we want to annex belarus
Look, I know they flirt with the West a little bit too much, but at the end of the day we're still bros

you are informed that we have with them open borders and a union state? we do not need to do anything else.

>we all know that those Minutemen are nothing but rust at this point.
Kek, good one

So you've already annexed it.

Russia would only be able to land 1% of nukes shot at first world countries. Everything else would be shot down. Then the entire world would evaporate Russia. It will never be happening.

>spend a fortune on defense budget
>lose against rice farmers in Vietnam and sandniggers in Afghanistan

It's about time you take Russia as an example to follow.

but china is allied with russia. it would be china + russia + allies vs. europe + us + allies.

Who won in the end?

your mother.

China isn't really the confrontational type, they seem to only care about their own welfare rather than expanding or showing the world that they have balls to take on someone else

Why do people even care if Russia takes over Europe? Maybe finally EU nations become un-cucked.

>Oligarchs are ready to nuke their own yachts, houses and families.
Oh yeah, sure.

fuck you faggot ass jew russia youre a buch of whiney fucking bitches trying to swipe up land all the time well guess what FUCK U bring it on bear! eagle gonna peck your fuckign eyes out then a raptor comes and eat u up!

USA USA USA FUCK OFF RUSSIA YOU GUYS SUCK DICK FAGGOTS

I don't know, but certainly not you. Corporations have never been on your side either.

anyone check for skykings and usb?

Lol Russia is so pathetic, always trying to puff their chest out. You think Putin could do something of value like build or maintain the roads or fix the Russian healthcare system. He can't even take care of the people he already controls but he's entirely focused on "muh Russian military empire", it's so delusional.

>south china sea
>building man-made island to secure more ocean
>paper tiger with empty cities
>paying overhead on companies so they keep cheap prices for products, to claim a better GDP

Why is only a third of your flag surrendering?

>usb
My three ports are available, what about yours?

Lithuania reporting in.
No Iskanders flying overhead, yet.

Burgercruiser USS Hue City is anchored in Klaipėda giving visitors tours around the ship.

No happenings, anons.

answer this guy

I dunno, but it seems you've been surrendering six times.

Found the Russian looser
*Smirks*
Hope you're ready for a nuclear exchange, bitch

youtube.com/watch?v=ONKNwtlaF44

The only way any nuclear weapons are fired is to glass Iran.

We still have a chance of Hillary becoming president. If that what she wants I don't see the problem with it.

Ok, guys if you want exchange Topols and Minutemen do it over the Bering Strait xD

Give me a break, you idiots want a nuclear war just because Americans trest your gas monopoly in Europe? Russians are mostly drunk taking tough decitions, and Putin "unpredicted" moves are fucking predictable. He will do this shit as long as its possible.

Call me back when the kgb manlet moves ground troops to Syria.

I hope when I go to Hell I can meet up with Grandma again. Grandma was a trip.

>what is scorched earth
Come on now Vasya

But what does this all mean? War when?

>>spend a fortune on defense budget
>>lose against rice farmers in Vietnam and sandniggers in Afghanistan
>
>It's about time you take Russia as an example to follow.

This means oligarchs are pressuring Putin to end the Syrian crisis and that idiot has nothing to do that calling his generals to move troops WITHIN Russia to spooke the oligarchs and show commitment the army will secure their gas monopoly even if it means the apocalypse

>the more we see this shit, the less power he has
And you people called Hillary a warmonger

Oh, yesterdays avocado nigger who said that Hillary won the Cold war. Please

Stop stalking me sempai

They never stopped investing in rockets capable of penetrating any anti missile shield you come up with.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RS-28_Sarmat

I did be glad to show how simple Putin may win the Syrian conflic, but you know what.

As degenerate the west maybe, its the best ever happen to the world. Americans truly enhance freedom, even if its just show. Russia in other hand ressenbles a banana republic, ala Chavez

Wrong. The US development of anti-missile technology is to advanced and at a high rate inprovment... that Russia complained in the UN that at this point those can no longer be considered DEFENSE weapons but offensive due la nature of defusing the enemies missiles in a close distance from their launch point.

Making them an attack weapon in the enemies ground

Are the Russians hacking elections to secure as many far-right leaders as possible to have max support when they clean the middle east?
Or are they going for the fellow whites in Europe?

We have more, you will lose, and none of us care if you nuke us. It would be an upgrade.

As long as you degenerate pieces of shit die it's worth it.

I'm back still not nuked yet

Is this Putin Chess?

Russians hacked the dnc to demoralize democratic voters, because they didnt want Hillary in power; or atleast in open public power where she can do things faster than behind meaning war or ecomic collapse in less than 4 years.

Now, Kremlin sponsored right-wing politicians are long term investments. Which huge miscalculations in my opinion. You see there is a 4 reich going on, but instead of waving the fascism flag they wave the socialism one.

This is a risk in the eyes of Russian elite, money influx (they assume their nation will always be shit and rely on western europe ))))))) can be cut completetly if Merkel led pan-europa uses an excuse to kick NATO and built their own military securing power and merging even more. So Russia cant longed do incursions ala Ukraine in Norway for example once NATO is gone because an similar tech army will be there to secure oil.

This is why right-wing parties were key, to gain elections and leave the union or damaged the Merkel ideals and bring nationalism back. Do you think immigrant influx is humanitarian? Or to boost jobs? Its german way to destroy local identity and culture and set a base for a super-european-state for many many decades.

This is were the niscalculation went: BREXIT. British elite had a god slice EU but their technocrats saw what Germany was really doing in long term scrapping France, Italy and UK production capacities. So they used the Ukip movement as an excuse to leave, polirizing the nation making the status quo go against it publicly (and avoid Merkel-German and Obama-USA complains of backstabing) but fixing the numbers to make brexit win.

Why the elite that hated the Kremlin up to its bone used a free ticket in Russia sponsored networks and political movement?

Because Socialism always fail -and what more convenient to be the flexible market competition against German bloc.

The UK like it or not is now the default counterbalance and were countries may leave (Fr and It) once Germany...

We are ready to sacrifice our lives for whatever resources you have fucker

>we

Great to hear it. May you burn in nuclear hellfire you mulatto transexual.

Haha please hurry up and do it already. I've waited my entire life for this spectacle.

so summing up

globalism or united states of socialistic europe is losing
protectionism and sovereign states is winning?

fine by pol i guess

Ironic to imply that Americans enhance freedom, while giving the counterexample of Chavez.

You do know how he got into power right?

You piece of shit what do you have that my rich Jewish masters want? Oil??? Maybe you're just too white and too Christian for my liking...

(be afraid)

...once Germany ends up in the next 30 years with more little nations in the Spain/Greek situation. Asking money to Brussels for budget and loans to Germany to buy German goods. Its a vicious cycle were ends up in inflation and a never ending loan flow which undermines the Euro. With no currency or bloc to them to counterbalance, the EU could have prolonged the agony for a century but not anymore. Specially once Trump leaves them alone pressuring Merkel to show its true colours of wsnting an army and fastening the scrapping of France and Italy as well as the German banking vampirism of sovereign loans to boost german sales and jobs.

The British elite waited the US elections to proceed, and now will dump millions to reactivate their own manufacture of goods like cars, do what they excel (banking) and re-build an army. This is Putin miscalculation he wanted Europe to break into chaos, to be weaken once Nato goes away or is rejected; but he end up building an alternative of the EU that will reign with less socialism policies if German-led bloc dissapears.

TLDR Norway oil will always be safe from a Russian invation now.

No! At this point the Japanese are more worth saving than all of usa and west europe. Remember: No anime anymore if Japan gets nuked and a life without 2d waifus isnt worth living at all.

Didnt japs outsourced their drawing work to NK? you will still have your daily anime. Just with a shittier plot but equally kawaii

Vietnam.
We lost soldiers in that cluster fuck also.

I'm amazed they can keep up such a military with the economy of italy.

We did however shoot down a US Cessna Aircraft with artillery!

>Russians
>White

>Russians
>Having feelings

lol. Stupid American.

unlike the US a bullet doesnt cost 400 gajillian dollars
every contractor and jew is eating at the table paid by the good goys

You know what it's not my job to know why we hate you it's my job to back my leaders. Hillary still has a chance after the impeachment.

>Russians calling others degenerate

PLEASE

Even the nips think you're backwards.

Russia literally collapsed fighting towelheads kek

Belarus is literally a white label Russia

Eh I'll be safe

They'll come for you first.

RARE
ARE
RE
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ERA
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Giving a shit about a Nips opinion on a Indonesian basket weaving forum.

No one likes Americans. Not even Americans.

Do you even have a point Cletus? Or are you just talking out loud like a big fat stupid American does?

funny, in a short time we will be enemies.

ksml.fi/kotimaa/Venäläissivuston-erikoinen-väite-Nato-etsii-Suomesta-vihreitä-miehiä/925461

News from yesterday, according to russian sources ;nato is searching "little green men" (ukraine anyone?) from Finland. What the fuck are you doing Blyatman?

Plz no nuke britbongistan

Again? It's like 2nd time in 3 months. Give us a break Ivans.

I can't wait to watch the Russians destroy you with a first strike. Only people coming for me are the Aussies

>use nukes
>Europe such a small landmass that every inch is annihilated
>all that's left in the world is shitskins in less densely populated areas of the world

no thanks, Nukes are a kike weapon

RARE!

I look forward to raping your mother and sister on my march to Berlin, just like my grandfathers did before me.

i dont have a problem with a war. i WANT the war.

Empirical experience suggest that Japanese produce more 2d waifus AFTER being nuked.

We should experiment with that some more. For Science! And waifus.

And I am inbeetween of all this.

Polish women have beards, we won't be interested Slavbro.

Finally, Hans is starting to remember that he is supposed to be militaristic as fuck!

Took you long enough.

if you talk to me personally, i was allways militaristic. only the people i share this ground with are lame.

No no he is just being a cuck. We will find the Germans welcoming us with cold beer and warm women. I just hope the rapefugees don't pre-rape them all before we get there.

Ah.. a turk then?