>Be burger
>roll off of my double-kingsize bed, slip on my crocs
>bathe in my xtrasize jumbo shower™
>drop my bigmac on the shower, cry
>get down for breakfast on my stairlevator™
>mom made bacon and pancakes, tip mom
>sing the national anthem before eating
>pour half a gallon of high fructose syrup on cardboard tasting pancakes (no maple syrup, ‘cause fuck Canada).
>add 1 ounce of “I can’t believe it’s not butter” because never learned a reasonable standard international unit, so must use ounces like a retarded kid making up measurements
>Go to school, tip teacher
>Sing national Anthem, get frisked for guns before going to class
>1 hours of pep rally for big game, tip cheerleaders
>2 hours of learning about creationism
> 1 hour of being molested by priests
Be burger
>roll off of my double-kingsize bed, slip on my crocs
Implying there's anything wrong with that
>be pakistani
>smell like shit
>live in a shitty country
>be BTFO by Poos
>be Muslim
>get kebab'd
>tip mom
Thanks for the laugh India.
KEK is devil
or not?
So as his not that mean that He doesnt has anything with abrahamic religion characters and the jews rewrite history and religion to justify their terible dids.
Be shitskin paki
can't afford bed
or shoes
or a toilet
somehow gets onto the UN sponsored program to give paki poo's internet
first thing paki does on internet is shit post on pol about a life he can only dream of having.
>be pakistani
>be homo
>be abused by pedophile
>be pedophile
>be mad
> Be Muslim
> Fuck kids
> Behead people
Ayy lmao
>he didn't tip his priests
Enjoy hell, asshole. Get the fuck out of my country.
>Be Australian
>Get out of bed
>Fall into orbit
Wimpy as shit retort. Stay salty murifag
>tip mom
waki paki with the bantz
>be sandnigger
>fuck goats
>pray to fake god
>low IQ
>entire economy based on gradually phased out propulsion method for automobiles
KEK we're better off
U got the bed part right atleast
>Not having performance bedding
>2017
Enjoy your sand
>be pakistan
>be second country in the world to search "big white cock" the most
fuck off
>returns home after being molested
>Hear gunshots
>kid with giant assault rifle going nuts MGMT.mp3
>third time this week
>mental note to tip the teachers extra to make sure they are frisking everybody
>police arrives eating donuts on mobility scooters
> they kill shooter, plus 3 or 4 black kids from the neighborhood
> police officers automatically acquitted, because black kids looked dangerous
>tip cops, sing national anthem while they get their medals
>go back home, can’t eat tacos ‘cause they are too expensive (we needed that money to build a wall)
>get 4th mortgage on the same house
>watch as housing and credit markets collapse causing worldwide chaos
>buy tacos
>try to play fetch with my dog
>We both have heart attacks
>Get taken to hospital
>doctor is an Indian man, named Suresh
> my father complains Suresh is staling all the jobs
> father tells me that being schooled doesn’t mean being intelligent
> believe him, he is always employee of the month in Walmart
> tip Suresh
>get taken home, tip the ambulance guys
>MFW when 700,000.00 dollars bill arrives.
>Thank God we got rid of Obamacare.
>try to watch the news, but president Trump prohibited the news to transmit news
>end up watching 3 hours of Keeping up with the Kardashians
>next day go back to school
>have a surprise test on my American culture class!
>gonnafailthissohard.jpeg
>mfw the test is all about the Kardashians
> Ace test
>go back home
>make a thread praising Trump on Sup Forums
>itwasagoodday.txt
Pakistan is literally amongst the shittiest countries in the world, you're not really in a position to bant, Muhammad.
shitty responses to a godly banter copy pasta
>>try to play fetch with my dog
>>We both have heart attacks
>Be paki
>Can climb stairs
>t. Based neighbour with God-tier copypasta bantz
>generates such predictable butthurt from Amerilards and other White trash NEETs
Fuck the hostilities and let's reunite bruh
This paki is ok. You still can't come to Australia as we are full. Sorry to inform you.
nice thread havea bump
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I lel'd because it's exactly what I did this morning.
rare as fuck
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>be muslim
>alarm clock goes off in the morning
>oh wait cool clock achmed BOOM
>be pakistan
>be 2nd place to poo in loo
Le burger brain cringey attempts at insult
Let me show you how its done fatty
>Be paki
>Wake up
>Did not get blown up in sleep
>Pull my dick out of the goat
>Go to eat some breakfast
>Rocks and dirts hmmmmmm
>Ask Allah for forgiveness for leading such a lavish life
>Time for school
>Wear my best loin cloth
>Move bushes out of the way to get out of my cave
>Get on my camel
>giddy-up
>Wave to next door neighbour mustafa as he comes out from under his rock
>ohshit.jpg
>Forgot to do my homework
>Arrive to school
>Park my camel
>"Asalamualaikum user, this is the vip spot, it will cost you 3 goat testicles"
>pay him
>Good moring Abdul-sensei
>"user, I hope you did your homework, you remember what happend the last time "
>Sorry sensi but I was unable to collect any infidel blood
>"Oh user, you will fail jihad 101 at this rate, Its time to face the punishment"
>Teacher whistles
>Ahmed comes with his 12 inch blessed cock
>"user you cant do your homework because you've been possessed by the shaitan"
>Proceeds to exorcise my anus
>Get back home after exorcism
>Prettygoodday.mp3
>Return home after exorcism
>Rape goat 4 times
>Thank Allah for having such a blessed life a not being born in 3rd world country like America
>be Paki
>wake up at 6 am to allah ackbars from every mosque
>hop out of bed and immediately pray so the religion police don't behead you
>fuck a goat, slit its throat as you cum
>beat your cousin-wife while your 12 year old wife cooks the goat you just finished raping
>eat goat, off to work carving crude copies of M9 pistols with a rusty hacksaw
>45 minute dirt bike ride through a landfill inhabited by street wretches and feral dogs
>hear allah ackbaring again, have to kneel in a puddle of leaking car batteries and oil
>all your coworkers have been beheaded by militants
>drive back to the city to find a new job
>get home
>8 wives killed in a US drone strike, home destroyed
>go to local mosque for help
>forced to commit a suicide bombing by a radical cleric
>die
>Be paki
>Can touch his toes
needs cricket in it. afterall, you're a far superior cricket team to india.
>ctrl + f 'clap'
>zero results
Shameful
>Be ugly pakistani peasant
>roll off of my tiny floor mat, clean the insects out of my ass crack
>bathe??? Literally no™
>drop my bowl of lamb and rice gruel, cry
>Only one story in my 3rd world hut being held together by sticks and poop™
>mom made worms and dirt pies. Can’t tip her (too poor)
>Chant gibberish about a murdering pedophile while sticking my unwashed ass in the air. Muh Allah akelbars
>pour have a gallon of bitterness on my dirt pie.
>add 1 ounce of “I can’t believe i’m not white” because my life is a living hell.
>Go to mosque, can’t tip imam (too poor)
>tone deaf 3rd world nigger with garbage national anthem that is a rip off of white culture national anthems can’t sing it worth a shit so skip it., get frisked hard by father before going to mosque
>0 hours of pep rally for big game, 0 cheerleaders (stay mad)
>0 hours of learning about anything
> 24 hours of being passed around in taharrush
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>Be Kiwi
>Be Homeless because sheep wife threw me out of corrugated iron hut
>Go to dole office
>Spraypaint myself before going in
>Spend rest of life eating KFC on the coach and watching Billy T James
>Be burger
>Get cucked by jamal
>be paki
>get shot
Be Paki, face it your just a muslim Indian.
mediocre
outright weak desu
>when you try to insult vs when you try to be funny
the thread
I have to say the US lost this one in a cringy way even
>be a paki
>get raped up the arse
>Be murican
>Be sub human brits
>tip mom
top kek
>Be Paki
>Be a 5 ft brown manlet who smells like a fucking sweaty crotch and repulses even himself.
Nothing of value was ever here.
>Be Amerifat
>Get BTFO by Pakis on Sup Forums
>Fail at making a comeback
>Be aussie
>Lose fight to a kiwi
>slip on my crocs
>sub-human brits
Just like you then? We could get along. I didn't like how cramped my bathroom is anyway.
Amerifats on suicide watch lmao
>outright weak desu
>Morocco
>be paki
>Be paki
>Does not get sun burnt
>Be toothless Aussie
>live in wasteland. Visit Sup Forums
>Fail at making country gibs to chinks.
>implying i'm not black
>Paki
>Sand
>Doesn't even got camels
>Cant be fat
Check your previlige nigga.
I would laugh at some of these but you're a muslim.
That is inaccurate. We only cry when singing the national anthem.
>Be newly born jew
>Dick gets bitten off
> Be Pakistani
> Be Muslim
> Probably gets foreskin cut off anyway
>Muslim
>Gets his dick cut at age of 13.
Just gas yourself you proxy nigger.
>Be pinoy
>pajeet of the asians
>be Paki mudslime
>roll out of bed, careful not to wake my child brides
>skip bath, allah would not make man dirty if he didn't want us to be. plus no water.
>pray to Mecca
>go to bazaar to meet friend Ali
>Ali asks me to join Taliban again
>I say no
>ask child worker at bazaar why his magazine is not in his AK
>child worker shrugs
>pray to Mecca
>take Ali up on his offer
>Ali buys me new vest. heavy and snug.
>Ali tells me I am great hero of Pakistani people
>we drive to elementary school
>pray to Mecca
>married 5th child bride on the way
>vest gets hot and detonates early
>don't die as a martyr. no virgins.
>Be Paki
>Never be American
They changed the big Mac it's grand Mac now and even more diabetes filled get btfo
>Be burger
>Ends up paying for the wall
>be aussie tourist in burgerland
>order meal, eat it
>meal was good, tell waiter to keep the change
>'tip's already included' he says
>FUCK RIGHT OFF CUNT WHY CAN'T RESTAURANTS PAY THEIR OWN STAFF.jpg
Mecca is a city you silly fuck
>The Qibla (Arabic: قبلة, "direction"), also transliterated as Qiblah, Qibleh, Kiblah, Kıble or Kibla, is the direction that should be faced when a Muslim prays during salah prayers. It is fixed as the direction of the Kaaba in Mecca.
Kek.
Same exact thread from paki yesterday.
Deja vu.
Theres a glitch in the timeline
>paki
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>be nu-pol faggot who got here because of le green frog trump memes
>think you can actually beat paki god-tier banter
>proceed to humiliate self
You worded it wrong then. You should have said >pray facing Mecca
10/10 , amerilard butthurt is real
>be american
>get shot
If you're critiquing green arrow memes you should probably suck on a gun barrel and finger the trigger like a cheap whore.
Fuck your semantics, they're praying to a gamecube
kek lad what kind of drugs are you on
>no clapping
7/10
>be burger
>about to BTFO some Sup Forumsacks
>woops.jpg
>forgot to turn on babaghanouj VPN
>green arrow memes
>huhuhuhuhu i love maymays xDDDDD
>prison colony
>Green arrow memes
>be Paki
KEK good stuff paki, one less drone strike for you.
>be fat JIDF living in Tel Aviv
>wake up to the sound of a hamas fire cracker that landed in proximity
>shrug it off, let the IDF take care of those sandniggers while i browse pol
>see that pol still hates jews
>fuckmylife.png
>post attractive Idf slavic sex slaves and other JIDF tactics
>eventually get btfo
>go to toilet
>examine hairline
>yup, i'll be bald before i reach my 20s, thanks dad
>cry self to sleep
lol what in the fuck did i just read
A FUCKING TREE
>Be paki
>Not banned
thats because this bait was a lowblow
>Americans
>Priests
lol good one
Most Americans are protestant aka NOT Christian
they literally gather in stadiums and allow any old random retard to tell them his own personal interpretation of the bible with no schooling whatsoever
Fucking clever retort, lardass. Never heard that one before
yes
what's ur point
A
FUCKING
TREE
>police arrives eating donuts on mobility scooters
> they kill shooter, plus 3 or 4 black kids from the neighborhood
What? You don't want to be comfy while shooting dindus?
Bump for god-tier banter
Make Sup Forums great again
A bored as shit paki or someone with a vpn who can bring the bantz, the equivalent of gold on Sup Forums
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