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tl;dr: South African user got refused asylum in the Netherlands in a very rude and dismissive fashion. i doubted that they would refuse so blatantly and he dared me to try it out myself. so i emailed a law firm pretending to be an afrikaaner and got pic related as reply.
will post original replies to south african user itt
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This reminds me of that time my sister wanted to have practice sex to prepare for her date. She came home after school one day all flustered and said that her crush would only date her if they had sex after dinner. Mind you she was 16 and this dude was 19 (got held back a few years), while I myself was 11.
She told me to put on a suit, light up some candles on the dinner table and microwave a spaghetti TV dinner. I didn't have a suit so I put on my dad's which was hilariously oversized, even if I was pretty big for my age and did as she asked. I love my sister so I didn't question much but when she wanted to practice kissing after eating I got a little nervous so I backed out a little. We ended up doing that thing the dogs did in Lady & the Tramp which made it a little less awkward.
My sister had never had sex before, and obviously neither had I. She had no real formal sex education (bible belt) but had seen a porno flick after sneaking into the theater last year. I'm guessing that's where her knowledge came from because she had some pretty detailed requests, asking me to take off her bra and rub her breast, and in turn she would take off my pants and poke my weiner. We went to her bedroom and she gently tied me to the frame with her bra and took off her underwear. I didn't know what was going on and I didn't have any real sexual attraction to my sister but I got a slight chubby and she got on top of me and slid it in her vagina. She told me that she'd do all the work because I didn't know how and kinda started jumping up and down on my semi. This scared my penis a bit so it became flaccid and she was tired from all the movement so she kinda just laid on top of me with my penis in her for about thirty minutes before she told me to release. I thought she meant pee because I didn't know how to ejaculate yet so I peed inside her and then she cancelled her date because she thought sex was gross. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
original reply to user from the dutch law firm
original reply to user from swedish firm
>when everyone leaves you for dead in the murder, rape, and AIDS capital of the world
Why did nobody send a mail pretending to be a nigger?
This would make a far better redpi?l
What should I reply to the fine persons who handled my request?
didn't think of that at the time, because i was just trying to see if he really got those mean replies.
if someone can give me a fake SA nigger name, I can try it and see what they reply tomorrow.
Tell them you're black and call them racist.
Call yourself something like Ntumba Mbeke
>sent from an iphone
christ almighty
just bee urself
Sup Forums is the new reddit shit skins are welcome here.
Sup Forums is the new reddit shit skins are welcome here.
Sup Forums is the new reddit shit skins are welcome here.
I don't blame the Netherlands, Saffers are cunts
ahahahahahahhahaahh hadn't seen that
i need something convincing tho. that might sound fake.
Arch-Nigger200000
This!
Respond, say you're black and pull the raysess card
Just reading his email you can definetly tell that he is a white supremacist. If he didn't write emails like a pol retard he would have a higher chance
bulgarians are white actually
No, they are not, slavshit. Get out of my country!
and his first email? and the fake email i sent? you fucking weaselly faggot?
Fake and gay! 3/10 bait
Svalbard has no immigration control, just move there then become a Norwegian citizen after 7 years and move to the mainland.
seems very legit, not.
Please Geert save the Netherlands!
Then call yourself Mbeke Wilders
Aren't the vast majority of women in the Netherlands obsessed with niggers while shunning white men? It's too late methinks