Tfw I wanna move out of the us

>tfw I wanna move out of the us
>tfw it's gonna be shitty and weird to try to explain to women I'm not Jewish my parents were just retarded and listened to medical memes
It's like I'm branded for life

don't worry, the odds of a woman ever seeing your penis are extremely low

Not if I move to Japan, I hear the women there want whiter children
Maybe we can be neighbors and go out for a drink sometime

That must be the mark of the beast they speak about so much. Cutting off a baby's dick and having a bearded old man suck the bloodied stump, hard to get more evil than that.

talk shit all you want, smegmalord, but my dick is clean and smells like soap. Bitches love it.

Blow it out your ass you autistic faggot

Well this is awkward... Wrong thread.
Will delete in a sec.

lol no

I'd be an autistic faggot if I spent my life worrying about what people will think of my dick now that it's cleaner and more hygienic.

Nah, you'd be autistic if you entered a thread just to shitpost

>mfw the greatest trick we played on gentiles was this meme
>mfw Jews control medical profession
>mfw 519 MCAT

>tfw I wanna move out of the us
to where?
>tfw it's gonna be shitty and weird to try to explain to women I'm not Jewish my parents were just retarded and listened to medical memes
what are you taking about

No you will be cut gaijin trash

Trust me, not even chink chicks are going to want your dick.

Japan you've been on fire lately goddamn son

Yeah posting sure takes a lot of work. Why did you even make this thread?

>living with a botched circumcision

I fucking hate jews

How is it goy? What's wrong specifically?

How do you even botch a circumcision?

initially at birth far too much skin was removed from thr top. Now the skin is very thin. lots if fucking and it's blood everywhere and torn open.

Don't worry, I've been to Europe, the women there see it as exotic.

In all seriousness, I had a cousin that this happened too, but they adequately took care of the botch shortly after so it was fine. I grew up in Europe and went to college in the states, and most women seem indifferent basically.

I WANT MY FORESKIN BACK YOU EVIL SYNOGAGE OF SATAN MOTHERFUCKERS

Failing that I'll accept one of theirs, freshly cut off by myself.