Cruz V. Sanders Debate Thread

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Sanders is going to be the clear winner.

in b4 bernie says 1%

independent? Not democrat? kek

is bernie "our" guy?

cruz low energy

Who #cruzmissile here?

Bernie still yelling'
yesssss

no he wants billions of rapefugees in here

Sanders vs. Fiorina
FTFY

kek

LOW ENERGY TED

cruz looks fatter and low energy

Go Ted Go Ted! Hahahah

Sanders wants what Trump wants...?

Ted looks ridiculous hahahaha I love this man so much now after all the fun we've had with him ahhaha

Rate my dinner bros

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LYIN' TED

Link?

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fatass diabetes unhealthy

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Pick related

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For me it is the McChicken

youtube.com/watch?v=2ugBYg1zbuY

wow his not white features really stick out

Thank you, user. You are my greatest ally.

heart disease/10

>this plan didn't working

>america/10

who /cruzmissle/ here

oh, i see you got the McChicken, well done.

topf uking kek

SOARIN TED

He'll make a fine replacement for Ginsburg on the Court.

Hope Ted crushes this lying commie

REPUBLICANS ARE IN A PANIC. OH NO!

I started to watch it, but bernie is just too jewish for me, I can't stand his voice

Are /we/ truly supporting the /cruz missile/?

Bernie is way better than Drumph

>muh pre-existing conditions

Who does Commie Sanders think the cost of covering all those with pre-existing conditions gets passed onto? Does he even realize why he's wrong?

Holy shit, Cruz is actually rather good.

wait why is Cruz debating Sanders?

Now he fills Super Bowl stadiums, i wonder why?

THEY WANT TO MAKE MONEY!!!!

he sounds so dumb holy shit

Do you guys think Cruz will use the hidden technique? I don't think he has the strength - his delegates aren't at full power since he used the Amish no Kageyoshi last year.

Ted is killing it!

Banter

How would you spell billionaires in boinie sandahs accent?

Ted Cruz is a world class debater. He is a Princeton Debate Champion.

>stand up against thuh uhstablushment
>oops I endorsed thuh uhstablushment

Well how are we going to know who to vote for this November? The presidential candidates always debate eachother once they've been picked by their parties.

how is bernie even standing? he looks like he can barely lift his arms.

We are the only major country on earth that dowsnt guarantee healthcare to all!

hes a master debater, how does noone know this?!

Saving that pic green japan

>GUYS IM PASSING THROUGH MULTIPLE TIMELINES I CANT STAND IT THE RINGING IN MY HEAD WHY ARE SO FEW PEOPLE WATCHING THE THIRD PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY IN APRIL AHHHHHHHHHHH

GREEDIEST OF GREEDY CORPORATE INTERESTS

I'M GOING TO INTRODUCE LEGISLATION THAT PROHIBITS PEOPLE FROM MAKING MONEY

BECAUSE I'M LITERALLY A FUCKING CRYPTO-COMMUNIST

Whats the debate for? Pres runner up?

Fuck you. Thats just politics

This feels wacky. Has there ever been tv debates like this outside an election?

would eat on the way to boyscout camp/10

jesus christ is this what gay sex is like?

HOLY SHIT WHAT IS CAROLINE'S LOVER DOING TO BOINIE?!?!

>guaranteeing healthcare to all when your country has a small African continent within its own borders.

QUADS OF KEK WITNESSED

Oh fuck here it comes

They would be in the general election if America didnt have their head up their asses

Cuban communist vs bolshvik communist

Bernie is kicking his ass.

Let's be honest, folks. Do you seriously think that Bernie is going to lose to Cruz? Bernie is adored by almost all well-educated people. His calm and collected demeanor, coupled with his rational mind, enables him to do well in nearly all debates. This will be an embarrassment. Indeed, it may be the turning point in the movement for universal healthcare in America.

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what does major even mean? its not first world, because he would say first world otherwise.

im guessing it means "liberal socialist shitholes that are the only places I consider valid countries"

Your point?

>empty rhetoric
>master debater

PLANTED SJW NIGGER HO WFUCKING CONVENIENT

fuck off

CNN PLANTED QUESTIONS

Yeah man, nothing says you're a man of the people like selling out and being a spineless sack of shit

I voted for Bernie in the primary and donated hundreds of dollars, he is fucking spineless.

Tell me, when he is speaking out about the 1%, is he doing this from his first, second or third home?

>this is why my premiums are so fuckin high

Shoulda been Rand

>Health Insurance has to cover everything in every situation
>Health problems shouldn't affect the cost of getting health insurance
Isn't that just welfare?

is our timeline best timeline

Fat/Fat

>preexisting condition
>want insurance after the fact

THATS NOT CALLED INSURANCE DUMB NIGGER

>healthcare is slavery
America couldn't handle that redpill

we're doing alternate reality 2016 do-overs

can't wait for rubio vs stein

You think bernie would be in better shape if he didnt emdorse clinton? Now he runs the entire DNC look big picture

Bernie looks like a fucking psycho sitting there stuttering at Ted Cruz

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is that Shaquille O'neal's """""son""""""?

>ja

Cruz seems sharp. Can I get a quick rundown on him.

So, why is this happening??

What's CNN trying to push with this?

What is this, battle of the losers?

>Obamacare keeps this nog alive

End it Dahnald.

they're both senators.

Did he say dat?

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