/ptg/ President Trump General: WTF I'M AN INTERPLANETARY CRUZ MISSILE NOW

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>VP Pence swears in Ed Sec Devos 2/7/17
youtu.be/fOIHYBzUcGk
>VP Pence casts final vote on Ed Sec 2/7/17
youtu.be/0F3S4JNDCG4
>Pres Trump meets Sheriffs 2/17/17
youtu.be/NNxBMs8p1QE
>Pres Trump on ORly 2/6/17
youtu.be/rABNl-xkNe4
>Pres Trump @ MacDill AF Base 2/6/17
youtu.be/qodKceIkBYA
>Pres Trump Superb Owl interview 2/5/17
youtu.be/VVox2frrW64
>VP Pence @ Federalist Soc 2/4/17
youtu.be/n3S_MNcpvN8
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #2 2/3/17
youtu.be/cSew1jkb_40
>Pres Trump leaves for Winter WH 2/3/17
youtu.be/r6A9dwOfG-g
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>"Pres Trump told me to investigate whatever I want"
youtu.be/Rm4-YyPo1Xk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Cruz just made a poop joke :^)

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH this woman is btfo of bernie

FATTY AND TED BEST TEAM EVER

>YFW BINGO SANDBELT SHITS HIMSELF ON STAGE

wew, it's getting rowdy in the senate

NOW HE'S MOCKING THE WOMAN

SOCIALISTS EVERYONE

HE'S FAST!!!!

Bernie is a living dumpster fire holy shit.

>people actually voted and had hope for this total commie

LARONDA OWNS 5 SALONS AND CANT AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE? OBONGOCARE BTFO

>It's Bush's fault, not ACA!

based Texans tag teaming Bernie

TED 2024

...

CNN: RACIST TEXAN GASES OLD JEWISH MAN ON LIVE TV

BERNIE BTFO BY AUDIENCE MEMBER

PEOPLE UNIRONICALLY VOTED FOR THIS GUY

FREE STUFF IS NOT AN ARGUMENT

>BERNIE GETTING FUCKING OWNED BY A FAT HAIRDRESSER FROM FORT WORTH
THIS IS FUCKING GLORIOUS

HE HAS SURVIVED THE GOD KING, HES BACK, AND HES PISSED!

>Bernie attacking a small business owner
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He hates her becasue he thinks she's rich

>INTERESTING SMELLS ON THE DAIRY FARM
>REMINDS ME OF WASHINGTON

WHO /cruzmissile/ HERE???

>Bernie got btfo by a hair salonist

BERNIE JUST BITCH SLAPPED THAT CUNT

>Bernie is a misogynist
>Drumpf hires tons of women
Did we back the wrong horse Sup Forums?

We're winning in places I didn't even know we had

>Bernie is attacking a hair salon owner

NO REFUNDS

When the Day of Rake happens all Canadians will be enslaved and ganged pressed into the Grand Skelegate Army, execpt MAGA shopper.

This is fucking awesome. Hopefully CNN gets the picture with a ratings bump and keeps things like this going.

WOW REALLY BERNIE?

Now I wish Trump took Bernie up on that debate challenge. If Ted is killing him, Trump would have skinned him alive.

THAT TED LAUGH AND WALK

SMOOTH

BAH GAWD SHE BROKE HIM IN HALF

POOR BERNIE

JUST LET HIM WIN

STOP WITH THE BULLYING

Jesus, Bernie is terrible. How did he ever get so popular last year?

THIS IS FUCKING VICIOUS

Bernie just told her she needs to cover her employees when she isn't covered herself

>Bernie tries to guilt trip her about not providing health insurance to employees
>She doesn't even have it either

kek

Bernie: FUCK YOU LARANDA! YOU'RE RUINING MY SOCIALISM!

Holy shit, even the crowd are Cruzmissles now!

listen lady close down your business and get free healthcare.

im bernie sayndahs

Bernie pls

FUCKING REKT BY SOARIN' TED

HOLY SHIT BERNIE IS NOW CALLING A WOMAN OLD ON TV, DOES HE HAVE NO CLASS?

FREEEEEEEE
SHIIIIIIIIIT

Noice also fuck Bernie.

>fewer part time employees
that is a straight up lie

TED TRYING TO KILL THE ELDERLY

THE MADMAN

BERNIE PUT THAT FAT BITCH IN HER PLACE
PAY FOR THE INSURANCE COW

ECHO

OH MY FUCK THIS FAT BITCH IS SLAUGHTERING BERNIE

Has anyone bent the knee harder than Ted?

MUH SOCIALISMS

Great as always, Roo. Nice trips.

>Since I'm apparently trying to kill the elderly

>it's all Bush's fault

At least it looks like someone hosed and combed the old fucker beforehand

I was so in love with Trump during the primaries that I never paid enough attention to appreciate how pants on the head retarded Bernie is. Jesus Christ, this guy is dumb

CROWD IS ON TED'S SIDE IT'S OVER
PERSUADED

Looks like Ted quit his dirty bulk to get camera ready

i have no fucking idea. he sounds this stupid every time he talks too.

ECHOED

THEY CALL HIM SOARIN' TED

CRUZIN FOR A BRUISIN

FREE STUFF!

AND THIS IS A CNN PICKED CROWD

I don't know if you've ever watched British TV, but every political show is at least half devoted to arguing about healthcare and funding, with both sides calling it a disaster no matter who's in charge.

It's starting to happen to us.

"It's complicated, uhhh Bush."

-Bernie Sanders

Bernie please stop talking for the love of god you're only hurting yourself

KEK IS WITH USS

THE SENATE...CNN...THERE'S TOO MUCH LULZ BEING HAD

RATO KILLING THE ELDERLY

Hi to the Hex Maniac poster!
Also
>BERNIE IS CUKCING HIMSELF

He was going to say
>Reminds me of Bernie's dressing-room

SPYROCKET

HE IT LITERALLY BULLYING A SMALL BUSINESS OWNER WITHOUT HEALTH INSURANCE

RAND ON TUCKER
>RAND ON TUCKER
RAND ON TUCKER
>RAND ON TUCKER
RAND ON TUCKER
>RAND ON TUCKER
RAND ON TUCKER
>RAND ON TUCKER
RAND ON TUCKER
>RAND ON TUCKER

Wow that ref is fucking terrible

Ted is so alpha right now
I love it

>Healthcare is complicated

Wow. PROFOUND, Boinie.

>Bernie outright attack small businesses

It's over, he's fucking DONE

How the fuck did people vote for that?

>P-P-PLEASE JOIN MY MEDICARE PROGRAM ;_;

>it's absurd you don't have health care
She doesn't do it because it would fucking bankrupt her you stupid fuck

>now i'm trying to kill the elderly

THIS IS TOO FUCKING GOOD

Is Bernie actually crying right now?

DO THE MATH ON HIS CRIPPLED ASS, TED!

Kill all socialists!

Guarantee leftists are fat shaming on twitter right now. Going to grab some screenshots.

catch it on youtube later.

>when you're a bald old man trying to tell a woman how to make a hair salon profitable

College students who don't know anything about the world yet.

KILL THE ELDERLY

>Have podiums
>They keep walking out of them
>Even when is the other guy's turn

HAHHAHAHAHA!

"So basically this lady who doesn't provide insurance wants to be able to hire more people without providing insurance.
How is that a real question? If you can't afford expanding then don't expand."

"its complicated bro, but trust me the govt can run it we are smart ppl n sheit"

HE'S SO BEAUTIFULLY SMUG

You get to be Ted's squire.

STATS

Yeah definitely cost that guy a few brain cells.