I mostly agree with Sup Forums and hate how most people on the left think.
However, I got this result. Not unexpected, as every time I did it before this time, I always landed in the 3rd quadrant near zero [inb4 no opinion - fuck off]. Retook it, because I thought that by now it should be more on the right side.
Guess this compass is shit, as there's only strong correlation on your actual stance on certain policies, but no causation?
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I found the problem.
You're German, you have a natural inclination to be a socialist.
You haven't reached enlightenment yet.
Neither did you.
Did you agree with "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need"?? This option bumps you 5 squares to the left
III is the only intelligent result
Not exactly german. Croatian immigrant 2nd generation.
Can't disagree with you though. That's the direction school/MSM most certainly want you to go, but university and red pills are the antidote for that one.
That's more what I've expected. Less authoritarian though.
Did some autist have the time to regress the results on Sup Forums? Threads like this aren't really rare.
green square means you're completely uninformed and ignorant on anything economic-related, which is why a surprising amount of Sup Forums ends up there
Everyone gets that the first time they take the test. It's a shitty test.
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Atleast you didnt end up in the "gibs me dat" section like I did.
How the Hell did I get this far left? Is it because I don't want companies to be unregulated by government because I don't trust (((them))) to give the people proper goods and services?
>I mostly agree with Sup Forums
Then you wouldn't be that pozzed, you fucking SPD faggot.
dont talk to me
Someone has explained this better before, but the questions are worded wrong. Which is why if you take spekr like I did:
You'll end up further right.
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Link to it please, I wanna see my real politics
because this is pure concentrated socialism.
I spend too much time hanging with ancaps.
guy guys, what am I supposed to pick on first question? (to me serving the interest of corporations is the same as serving the interest of humanity) ...
Hm. Well, that explains it. I'm anti-parasites, but when you deny everyone, you might waste the opportunity to nurture future potential. Also, tards are expendable wage-slave workforce, desu, and they need that shit.
Hrmm. That's subjective. It's still screaming cuck.
I'm studying economics. A few of those question ignored stuff like the Phillip's curve.
I'll try that one.
Regulating companies by default is authoritarian, explains why you're so high up.
The parties are mad up of incompetent, power-hungry idiots, that are limited by their party's ideology and don't look for what's best for the people. Hence refugeee crisis.
I used to be over by Gandhi. . . then i came to Sup Forums
I keep moving towards the right. I started in the middle green
Wtf, I'm pro business and pro religion.
How the fuck did this happen? Must've been the questions about sex, which I answered libertarian, but that still doesn't explain the leftness.
I'm on my way
You have to go back
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You can't seriously expect anyone to go to that shithole, if they've been here.
>all these low power level greenfags and purplefags
Sup Forums is a poser board confirmed.
It's where leftards belong. Now shoo
Fuck off, Tripfags are more Reddit than anyone remotely left
You must trust the government a lot.
No. It's better here, I don't need cancer.
FUCK YEAH
said the cuckfaggot who's probably only been here a week
never mind, turned out as expected ...
I'm filtering this ID
>How to spot a newfag in ten seconds
Shouldn't you be getting ready for school tomorrow?
Seems more accurate. At least for me.
I am the senate
Fugg :DDD
>right libertarian
c'mon fritz, didn't you learn nothin from WW2?
It doesn't ask the right questions, that's the problem.
Halfway through and it already is near where I guessed myself to be. Much more accuacy than the compass shitthing.
Well then I can agree with those positions, given that you achieved that position by some meritocratic measurement.
>Sheev did nothing wrong.
Yes. That spekr thing has higher precision.
you mean that the capitalists won by 'having a superior economy and sending money to the commies so they die for them'?
Trotsky did nothing wrong
>Not enlightened proto fascist
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If you're not right-wing and authoritarian you need to gas yourself.
you have no job and have never kissed a girl
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You, too, are way too trusting in the integrity and capability of government institutions. Those are bureacrats, they are lazy useless scum.
Have fun in Mordor.
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we shouldn't be enemies my man, but allies against the left
Same. Im more to the right of you, pretty much on the central line but at a similar point on the left/right.
Unfortunately none of the questions ask whether muslims are subhuman or what i think about the upcoming race war
thanks Sup Forums for redpilling me
-0.96, -0.44.
I don't care about gays, abortion, or religion if it doesn't affect me. Let champions of industry do their thing but keep that shit in check. The government should pick up my trash, employ cops, and fund schools and hospitals. Fuck commies, social parasites, unregulated immigration, and neo-progressives. White people have contributed more to the world than any other race. People should be accoutable for themselves. Reward should be attributed to contribution.
Can we still hang out Sup Forums?
Honestly If you land anywhere on the left then you're fucking useless, and you're going to be the ones to die first in any civil war.
Going full /natsoc/ here
That's because in 'murica you are brainwashed to believe you are all right wing. Nothing wrong with being an authoritarian national socialist.
bit more to go user
No u :DDDD
Nah, only in republican/post-Enlightenment governments. Military juntas and conservative Authoritarian states were and are more streamlined and 'lighter' than modern progressive Democratic states when it comes to taxation, regulation, et al.
Every right-wing Libertarian I know is a closeted authoritarian when it comes to the Left. Gas 'em all.
First time I took one of these test things. Result is pretty much what I expected, just a hair right of center.
you lied on the aspie portion
The libertarian left maybe, but the authoritarian left will be able to fight.
And mean the actual AUTHORITARIAN left, and not the "Big gov should take money from the rich for me", but National Socialists/Communists
>you lied on the aspie portion
I-I didn't, I pr-promise
spekr really is the way to go
This is exactly where I expected myself to be.
I absolutely agree with you.
Demographic change does affect you though and therefore abortions do, too. That's why I'm conflicted there - if you prohibit do delete fetuses, you should provide a working security where you can rid of unwanted brood.
Other than that: Yes, fucking yes.
Op here. I guess I'm saved now, according to this other test?
>Nah, only in republican/post-Enlightenment governments. Military juntas and conservative Authoritarian states were and are more streamlined and 'lighter' than modern progressive Democratic states when it comes to taxation, regulation, et al.
That's a news and a new thought-direction one for me then. Can you name examples? I'm interested.
what about me, commie senpai?
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>enlightenment
enlightened
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Agreed
I feel like I can do better.
I subscribe to anarcho-capitalism in its entirety, but my own personal opinions are too conservative I guess. It makes me look like a phony.
I know how you feel. spekr took away 'anti-cultural points' because I support peoples freedom to neglect their children.
Haha! I like how Sup Forums fancies itself some kind of anti political correctness spot. But all it really is is a place for butthurt trumpfags who use the word cuck and SJW unironically. Your entire shithead right-wing trolls crew is leading this world to the shitter, but somehow you think that the left is the issue. Over the last 30 years, capitalism has made the gap between the richest 1% of the world and the rest grow even deeper, but hey, the problem is not the neo-conservative dickbutts or the utopic crap of libertarian autistic kids... the problem is obviously the leftists cucks.
I can fucking hate niggers and jews, and still want the government to be abolished and own private property.
I like Spekr a lot more. How'd I do?
>Croation
Even worse. I have a Croatian uncle and he loves socialism more than my German ancestors
The problem is bernouts like you who have leftist ideals but no will to impose them on everyone else.
The naive idealists in the green box are holding us all back.
friendly reminder that obsessing over left/right wing is part of identity politics and is just as ridiculous as other forms of identity politics
im a green square who is also an oldfag, ive been browsing the Chan for almost a yeart
how did i do?
Modern examples that come to mind? Chile, apartheid South Africa, Rhodesia, and the military junta in Greece. Low taxes in all with strong authoritarian states that had incredibly low crime rates and very high employment rates.
And all hated Commies.
shit
cool, you're not in the good nazi territory, just in the cuck who voted trump territory.
Capitalism allows anyone to become the 1%.
Centrists just keep the 1% in the 1%
Communism prevents a 1% from even happening.
Yeah I like the capitalist option better.
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A-are you me?
>being this far left
>flag
checks out
>I like it when some detached rich fuck steals my money and buys himself a mansion with it
Fuck off bootlicker
please kill yourself you tripfag piece of shit
Daily reminder that the ammo you use on aggressors costs money, therefore it is perfectly reasonable to loot the corpse of the aggressor to compensate.
Read this and stop LARP'ing as an anti statist because of muh (((Fed))), the jew is the real problem.
dude, bother at least to look up how capitalism works. maybe than you'd know that when 2 people trade both profit. (because both get something they deem more valuable than what they gave)
Yeah man its fucked
Im
-pro free markets
-pro religeous base for society (im athiest tho)
-pro guns
-anti abortion after the nervous system and brain are introduced (conciousness is the soul for me)
-pro guns and texan level home defense (kill someone running down the street with your shit)
-i think cops should be able to shoot suspects running away
-i want more cops
-i know that races arent genticly equal when it comes to intelegence
-i dont beleive companys should be forced to pay people the same, though i dont support company's that dont. Its an issue of freedom.
And im aparently left wing
>the jew is the real problem.
Meme-tier. The Jew can't hurt you if the Jew has no authority over you whatsoever.
It is shit. No idea why something with these turd questions is popular.