God dammit Trump is WAY too smart, not complaining but how the fuck does he even come up with moves of this caliber. Every single leftwing talking head has gone over in full detail the list of all the Islamic terror attacks on national television and they cannot seem to catch on to how completely horrible that makes their stance look. They lose everything and he he loses nothing because "welp another wacky thing said by swirly hairdoo man"
This man deserves WORSHIP
Charles Gomez
damn he sure knows how to play the system doesn't he
Jaxson Moore
I think Trumps IQ is probably 150+ and he just plays dumb because he knows it works
he is a fucking genius
Brody Brooks
At this point it's almost insane
Charles Perez
someone give me a quick rundown on trump
Tyler Kelly
Looks like CNN put together a reel of Islam's greatest hits.
Why is the MSM so Islamophobic?
Jose Johnson
>tfw Trump will be remembered among top 5 Presidents
Levi Perez
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Owen Wright
Everyone knows it's really Barron playing the chess moves. He just tells his dad what he should do next. People talk about him being Putin's puppet when in actuality the puppeteer is closer than they think.
Sebastian Reyes
His IQ is 159.
For comparison, Einstein's IQ was 160.
Daniel Cooper
Saw it this morning when I was watching those bitches that hang out with Charlie Rose
Fucking hilarious stuff
Liam Parker
Jesus Christ
Ryder Ramirez
Trump is seriously the best there is at creating win-win situations.
>Media covers it Now they are forced to list all of the terrorist attacks in recent years
>Media doesn't cover it Then the media looks bad.
Angel Parker
/BASICGESTALT/ >>MUCH SMARTER THAN HE APPEARS >>RICH AS FUCK >>CAN FUCK WHATEVER/WHOEVER HE WANTS >>NOW THE MOST POWERFUL MAN ON EARTH >>USES HIS PERCEIVED 'CLUELESSNESS' TO HIS ADVANTAGE, WHEN IN REALITY HE KNOWS EXACTLY HOW IT WILL PLAY OUT >>WILL REVEAL 9/11 TOMORROW
Ethan Adams
Hey, this is library
Caleb Jackson
I hope all of you guys know this is Bannon's doing, not Trump's. He's using Saul Alinsky's tactics against the left.
Hunter Campbell
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Angel Wilson
Wow... what group of people could we not allow into our country that would make that list shorter?
Liam Perry
Still didn't cover everything either.
Benjamin Baker
"B-but NBC and CNN told me he's a bumbling buffoon!"
Daniel Sanchez
>le lefty bannon meme
Karl Rove is Bush's brain v2.0?
Adrian Morales
Praise be to God! Trump is the emperor appointed by God to lead us out of this utter depravity called the 21st Century
Blake Hughes
Trump is gonna win another 4 years. I've got a feeling about him. He knows how to adapt
Brayden Price
In short: Trump is so smart, he has figured out a way to out-Jew the Jews and is currently whooping their ass in every possible way.
Future scholars will study Trump's tactics and recognize him for the utter genius that he is.
Sebastian Sanchez
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Jayden Jones
喂, 这是图书馆
Dylan Rogers
If Deus Vult, then Deus Vult!!!!!!!!!
Parker Cook
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Jordan Gomez
Trump-san knows sometimes you gotta jew the jew.
Joshua Campbell
Trump is the embodiment of directed chaos. No wonder he is "our guy"
Blake Diaz
How does CNN not get this yet??
Jaxson Hughes
alright >early years employed a shitload of americans >got buildings done under budget ahead of schedule that city couldn't finish on time >had to fight SJWs in court because they're retarded >ran for GOP nom because he was sick of seeing the country go to shit >everyone was like "LOL LE EPIC BUSINESS MAN AND ACTOR HE CAN'T BE SERIOUS" >GOP minus carson minus kristie against him >said he'd go third party of GOP denies him candidates >shit talks everyone the whole time >3 attempts to attack him at rallies that failed >most of campaign funded by himself >wins and go against shillary >lying media, shitty cebs against him >high energy and purity of heart gets him through >burns hillary in 2/3 of debates >lying media makes everyone think he'll lose >before winning cebs threaten to leave thus making america greata again >madman wins >gets companies to stay before getting president title >keeps his promises and does what he said he'd do >makes more companies stay >most liberal conservative but goes against establishment and jews so always attacked
Chase Evans
Trumps hair is actually the Golden Fleece of Greek mythology.
>mfw "The fleece is a symbol of authority and kingship." wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Fleece
Jackson Cook
I guess this explains why the Jews hate Germans so much; they're the only people on Earth who can think ahead of them and see through their lies.
Daniel Russell
Overly emotional children who have a "TOLD YOU SO" mentality when Trump has already set up the stage so that he wins no matter how they try
Aiden Scott
They're not but when youre the only one playing identity politics against an enemy that doesn't even believe in it you win by default
Brayden Hill
>swirly hairdoo man kek
Michael Lee
Andrew Jackson begs to differ
Jacob Brown
Too fucking funny.
Grayson Phillips
Checked
Christopher Cook
With the amount of double think the average lefty goes through, all you really need to do is take a stand and they will trip themselves. Trump is doing this so much because he doesn't know how to back down.
Carter Butler
Are there any more Calvin & Hobbes edits? If so I really wanna see them.
Daniel Baker
anybody got any links of the media dropping the info on terrorism? I gotta hear this shit for myself, Trump will go down as one of, if not THE greatest president of all time
Ethan Sanchez
Never made any, just that one.
Sebastian Gomez
sauce?
Wyatt Gutierrez
KEK confirms.
Josiah Kelly
They did this to themselves by being fake news. Calling them out for being shit will always be a win-win
Tyler Robinson
ねえ、これは図書館です
Evan Green
Well he's a businessman. Politicians are smsrt in the "make everyone happy or at least for the moment you want them to be happy" kind. Trump is the kind of smart that actually gets shit done.
Ayden Ward
underrated
Jose Gutierrez
No, they've caught on but they're in too deep to do anything else.
Christopher Wood
Insane... I just keep on scrolling and it doesnt end. BBC just made the best /IslamGeneral/
Jaxon Williams
How do these people get baited into this every single fucking time? I'm not doubting that Trump is a brilliant man, he totally is, but a lot of the stunts he pull are pretty simple. We're actually getting a border wall built. "HHAHAHAHA DRUMP BTFO MEXICO ISN'T PAYING FOR IT" is conceding the fact that we're putting a god damn river of concrete on our border, something liberals and neocucks fought tooth and nail. The 7 nation ban just forced them to admit it was obama who compiled the list, this shit gets them to publish reams of islam's greatest hits, turning FAKE NEWS on CNN has got them to stop labeling anything they don't like "fake news" since the term hurts them now. Jesus christ. These people have grown so assured of their victory they stopped caring and now they can't fend for themselves, then we get someone actually intelligent like Trump in there and he tears them to shreds with bait and switch and door slamming. I love this timeline.
Owen Carter
Okay I'm not trying to bullshit, we took iq tests in middle school and I scored a 168, is there a reputable site or something where I could take another? Because there's no way my iq is higher than theirs.
Dominic Cox
They take the bait so reliably that I am beginning to think that maybe they are just utter baboons to the core. Maybe Trump plays them like a fiddle because their heads are full of varnished wood and horse guts.
Jonathan Gomez
kek lend him my digits that he can continue the ASCENSION
Jack Harris
It's really not that hard. Trump is figuratively acting as America's stern father. He sets expectations and administers discipline. If you get mouthy, he puts you back in your place.
Listen to his recent speeches. During the Supreme Court Nomination unveiling, he had a line that was something like, "soon you will like me as well". Not exact quote, but he sounded just like a father. Ever hear the line, "you hate me now but someday you will understand".
The reason why there are millennial children throwing tantrums in the streets: A) They didn't get what they wanted. B) This is the first time they are hearing, "No." C) They are feminists that demonize their fathers or any male figurehead. D) They never had real fathers.
Or any combination of the above. Serious daddy issues.
Landon Gutierrez
Most actual IQ tests need to be administered in-person.
Cooper Cruz
KEK
Though really they cover it but the words they choose and how quickly they move past it and avoid citing it is how they bias it
Samuel Wright
He has a great brain.
Brayden Anderson
Because literally every day if you read liberal news that they paint Trump as a idiot and a massive incompetent retard who cant do anything right, who went bankrupt and is idiotic and etc etc etc. Then talk about how he's being manipulated by massively intelligent people all the time.
They get fooled because they massively underestimate him and they still can't believe he's president.
Matthew Price
He simply just made himself hated to get the media to reveal info. It is quite ingenious actually.
Luke Gonzalez
>how does he keep coming up with moves of this caliber? The real question is how the fuck does the media fall for his ruse every single fucking time
Jaxon Sanchez
They're smart the problem is they made the fatal error of hiring very stupid people because they're easier to manipulate. They got lazy and ease of success has killed them.
Leo Bell
The narrative has to break down eventually, right? The divergence between what they believe and what reality presents them gets wider every day, how long can they keep it going?
Cameron Nelson
I saw this earlier, think it's on repeat now, pretty funny.
Oliver Kelly
holy shit thats RARE
Matthew Davis
I hope after his presidency he writes a book admitting to all his genius tactics like in The Art of The Deal
Eli Adams
I have thought for a while CNN is too much of a parody channel now, I wonder if Bannon has an in
Blake Wilson
>"welp another wacky thing said by swirly hairdoo man" I don't know why, but reading that made me laugh.
Liam Morgan
His presidential autobiography is gonna be the greatest read ever.
Grayson Stewart
Seriously. How the fuck are they this deep in control?
Brody Young
ONE STEP AHEAD
Chase King
Here's how it works.
Trump says something. Nobody rebuts him, people will wonder if what he said is true.
He says something, they bitch but don't back up their bitching, they're fake news because there are no facts.
They rebut him and reinforce his argument.
They go full propaganda mode and lose all credibility.
Ian Turner
>They're smart the problem is they made the fatal error of hiring very stupid people This makes a lot of sense
It's probably hard for le ebil illuminati men to do a full purge of the media
Nathan Bell
>This man deserves WORSHIP Save it for the antichrist, retard.
I agree with everything you said except that last part. That is the last thing he needs. He needs our prayer and I thank God every time one of his social media accounts mentions it. You can pretend and larp around all you want, but there is a very real possibility of this guy being the antichrist and we do not need to try and bring that about. This kek shit is demonic worship whether you're kidding around or not. I hope and pray Trump brings us a safe and good 8 years but Jesus is our only true savior; remember that. We all need to be watchful and God help us all.
Nathan Rogers
That is extremely off. Hobbes is the liberal faggot, Calvin is the asshole that plays people.
David Kelly
Oh shit
Christian Jenkins
No they just lie or are sloppy in their haste to damage Trump, get things wrong; Trump points this out, and looks like a genius.
Brody Garcia
Haha exactly! It really baffles me how much people are just not willing to admit that all this terrorism is Islamic. They even point to outlier cases where maybe here or there once every other year a christian or a hindu does a terrorist attack as proof that terror isn't Islamic. It's literally written directly into their disgusting culture and religion. I hate spending all of my time on college campus. It is like a giant safe space for libtards where everyone feels free to vent their pussy ass opinions to me, and I get attacked from all sides by the whole lot of professional victims the second I say that Trump is /myguy/. But he is /myguy/ and he fucking won so they can cry about all of my white privelege while I strut away with a big grin on my face.
Wyatt Gutierrez
I remember Hobbes being a well-reasoned simpleton in the best way, and Calvin overthinking shit to the point of ridiculousness, but to each their own interpretation user.
Christian Baker
thank you, my lord
Asher Bell
bUMP FOR tRUMP!
Tyler Morgan
WITNESSED
Matthew Adams
how the fuck aint he dead?
Juan Miller
can you redpill on this brah. I read this nigga was for the bank in 1812.
Jonathan Foster
They are literally named after the people they where inspired by.
your first mistake was assuming that the devil and god are separate entities. It's a balance thing, yin and yang. But not good and evil, rather, control/order vs chaos. Right now chaos is coming back because control was too strong. This bores God. Sup Forums is made in God's image, with love of happenings.