I'm an AnCap

I'm an AnCap
Convert me back to statism you filthy cucks.
Or are you too busy licking boots to bother?

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There's two types of people in this world user, fuckers and fuck offs.

Now, the fuckers are nice people, I mean it, they want what is best for you. The problem is that they have to fuck you first before they can help you, and being the well meaning dimwits they are, that help rarely actually comes after you've been fucked.

Now, the fuck offs don't really want the fuckers help. In fact, they're pretty sure they can help themselves just fine. But those fuckers just won't leave them alone, so sometimes the fuck offs have to get mean, get aggressive, and tell the fuckers to fuck off.

Now, luckily, we can still live beside each other in relative harmony, we just have to do things the right way. The fuckers should only fuck each other, and they should fuck off from the fuck offs. Then, neither will have to bother the other and no conflict will need to happen. The end.

If you're not memeing you better start explaining why ancap is good first.

roads are good
we need borders and law

With ancap you have no system with which to prevent monopolies, and artificial monopolies (ie collusion), whereby companies get together to, instead of competing, dropping prices, artificially raise prices, and subvert the free market, thereby making it a subversion of capitalism in general, making ancap an oxymoron of sorts.

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tl;dr; no courts saying no monopolies, therefore, capitalism and free market subverted

try ancap lite™

If you claim that government is even slightly efficient at it's job, you're lying to yourself and you know it

Roads can be privatized. Borders are protected by private property. Law is for suckers and it only serves to oppress everyone
Monopolies could never form in a truly free market due to unprevented innovation

literally can't

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