I'm currently brushign my teeth for the first time in about a week

not with a flouride paste though. I couldn't find my toothbrush and i realized it was in my backpack from when I was away last week, right next to my deoderant.

This should paint the picture about how fucking pathetic I am pol. I'm only doing so b/c i saw a video and the girl had terrible yellow teeth that were not straight. I'm gonna pop my retainer in when I'm done.

How do figure out what to do with my life? I graduated college six and a half years ago. Can you just tell me? I'm to lazy to figure it out on my own.

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I brush my teeth on average once every two months cuck.

commenting to prove i am here

i need to up my game.

ok ok ok
take a deep breath
brush your teeth
wear that retainer
brush your tongue too
take a shower

you're gonna make it user. literally start anywhere. get a dishwasher job, maybe meet some /pol certified latinos who will teach your gringo ass some exotic curse words and chicken recipes, and see where it takes you

did you major in some bullshit paperpusher degree or did you acquire an actual skill?

it's hard to get jobs like that because im overqualified. I've been working as a substitute teacher but i haven't gone in a while because the kids are mean to mean and i can't stop peeking glancings at the qt hs girls and they think im sexy. I have a pretty sketchy job history so i wondered if i might have fucked myself over. i was gonna start a teaching credential program i was accepted to take the prerequisites but i kept putting off registering to classes until literally the last day possible which was two weeks into the semester but then one of the classes i needed became closed. It was a gay class too teaching to english learners like why the fuck am i required to take that.

Anyway, yeah. I am disgusting my apartment is disgusting. I should shower but i don't want to change my sheets which would be the prudent thing to do after showing but i don't want to do that. the only creatures that love me are my cats and my immediate family. I am a manlet 28 year old virgin. I am attractive tho at least. Things would be easier if i was a fag i bet some rich fag would want to claim my asshole and take care of me but no i won't do that.

Good job, you took the first step to being an Overman. Life is a marathon not a sprint. Just make a habit of brushing your teeth before bed.

as a mid 20s neet all i can say is clean up, get drunk, and apply to as many positions as possible. then fake it until you make it

no i have a useless political science degree.

thank you. i used to have this habit. most recently tho i used to shower and brush my teeth in the morning and then leave the apartment but lately i have had no reason to leave except to buy food or cigarettes and you don't need to shower or brush your teeth for that. I have a long beard and no haircut buti can just put a beanine over my greasy dirty hair.

Step 1: stop being a faggot

Also sage

i got an awful temp job 30 minutes away in a call center through nepotism a couple months ago. I went to mcdonalds on my lunch break and decided to never go back. I continued subbing but lately i havent been going to work at all and im gonna be fucked when my credit card bill is due later this month and then when i have to pay rent. I am spiraling out of control

I applied to a job in South Dakota today. I live in CA. I have a victim mentality and feel like i am not welcome in my state.

I spent a long time on a cover letter on SB sunday as a "tree climber" trainee pruning trees and shit. Literally monday morning they send me an email telling me im rejected. Like, you could have waiting a while so i could keep my hopes up a little, man.

I think ill add some gin to my lime seltzer, this shit is starting to get real and depressing.

if only, man. God i just caught a wiff of myself.

climb one of these and jump from top. it'll be painless

i did bungie jumping once and the whole time down all i was thinking was o god jk i dont want to die please don't die fuuuuuuuuuuck. It was quite scary. I don't think I could do it. I also worry what would happen to my kitten; I love her. Plus my immediate family would be sad. Somebody once told me killing yourself is the most selfish thing you could do. Personally i think it's more selfish to make someone stay on this planet who doesn't want to because YOU will be sad if they leave, but in any event, I'm too much of a pussy.

Be a man.

Kek wills it.

well if you're serious the first start is to stop masterbaiting.

ok you should probably brush at least every day with hydrogen peroxide and baking soda if you're worried about toothpaste user

Too scared to live
Too scared to die

the only option left is to smoke, drink, eat unhealthy and neet it up. It's like a slow, enjoyable suicide.

fucking truth

been in the same position as OP.

Not masturbating is going to increase ur energy OP

Save up and get a trade

Also work out/run it will save your life

This

Nice get

fuck. Kek does will it. That just makes me sad i am letting Kek down. I am a pathetic fuck throwing a pitty party on an anonymous message board with a bunch of fucking literal nazis.

To reiterate the OP though, it's hard to take a step when you don't know where to go. I kno you can't tell me that but i have never known what i want to do. Im also a lazy fuck who was never a good student but just learned how to play the game.

Decide if you want the laziness to literally keep/put you in the poor house

God speed

You're depressed. Go to the gym, take steroids or ZMA, and find some slut, any slut, with whom to have sexual intercourse.

You desperately need to increase testosterone levels. No other plans will succeed until this is done.

Thank me later

i've never given this a real shot. In high school i used to keep my baby blanket under my bed and cum into it every single night and put it back under my bed. My mom found it once and washed it and folded it up neat somewhere and never said anything to me about it. I've always been very pathetic. I had terrible recurring night terrors during childhood where i would be playing in the back yard and then the ground would split right in the middle of the grass like an earthquake (califag) and i would fall in the crack and then a monster would eat me. I we the bed until like 4th grade and my parents had to buy some electronic thing that went in my tightie whities and it would buzz and wake me up if i started pissing

When I did Salvia in college i had a horrific out of body experience and it culminated with seeing those monsters again and i immediately recognized them.

I was bullied really hard all throughout childhood but instead of being a nerd fag like other kids i wouldn't let it get to me (on the outside) but would talk my way out of it our join in and make jokes and maintain frame instinctually. I never stood up for myself physically because i took that whole "love your neighbor, turn the other cheek" shit to heart. I had one older sister and she was a complete cunt to me growing up een though i worshiped her and she never had my back at school

Thinking back i probably suffered sever psychological damage from all the abuse and lying to myself and shit and i could probably use years of therapy.

it's a brand that doesn't contain flouride is all. It's better than just straight up baking soda but i think that is an ingredient, idk

most people have no idea what they want to do. you've got a minor setback with some bills and a toilet paper degree but just start small. start with cleaning your apartment and changing your sheets. not wanting to take a shower because then you would also have to change your sheets indicates a pretty high level of excuse making and self sabotage user. quit being your own worst enemy

fuck man. that's essentially what i have been doing for quite a while but i don't gain weight because sometimes im too lazy to eat

i was actually running for a bit last year i did feel better. i was talking to a therapist too. i switched to a vape, but i stopped.

i was a distance runner in high school. Yes, I need to start running again.

>califag
there's your problem, california makes people way too cozy, flaky and soft. latch on to the first east coaster you can find. practice being direct, honest, and keeping your word no matter what. in my experience cali people are weak in many ways.
also, tell me to fuck off if this is too metaphysical, but as a meme magic practitioner, there are entities who feed off of our negative energy. have you been letting them feed off of you?

thanks for the advice.

disgusting anglo

I'm going to take a shower tonight and change my sheets.

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what type of entities? I understand your point on CA but none of my friend are as pathetic as me everybody else essentially has their shit together, those who didn't kill themselves I mean. My sister for example is not a failure. She has a job she likes and a real social life

Jesus man. I feel so normal now.

Never brush them yet my teeth are pretty white and I have no cavities. I think teeth brushing is just one big scam. Just don't drink sugary cancer drinks and your oral health will be fine. Think about it like this: We survived as a species for aeons without putting little brushes into our mouth with industrial chemicals. Also think about it like this: We don't wash any other internal part of our body. You gonna cut yourself open with a surgeon's scalpel and start brushing your heart, lungs, stomach, etc? Nah. Same goes for teeth. It's not necessary as long as your eating/ drinking habits aren't shit tier. Less carbs and minimal sugar = you will have a full set of cavity less, white teeth well into your centenarian years.

Hey OP, I'm a finnish student currently studying economics and business.

Just like you, I'm never get anything done and end up spending my days on videogames and on other electronics. I live in the countryside and feel like there is never anything to do. What do?

By the way, some Sup Forumsacks use Hitler propaganda as a motivation boost.
youtu.be/qAkKmcFAOjk

your welcome i'm here to serve. Fuck that other guy asked me if i feed of negative entities.

Now that I think about it that's pretty much all i do that is my defense mechanism. I literally laugh and my failures and think it's funny and legitimately enjoy it. This is how I got through childhood but it has stayed with me and i self sabotage and think how pathetic i am is funny. What does this mean?

>most people have no idea what they want to do

Can you give me a few options and I'll just pick one? I've thought about becoming a truck driver but I would have to give away my cats and I love them. Also that wouldn't really help me in creating a functional social life. I'd also like to ask what is something easy but that is negative thinking. My friend does inside sales and told me it is easy, but I've always been very anti sales jobs I don't know why. Maybe I should consider it. I don't like the idea of quotas and having to make people buy shit to keep your job. I'm very cynical about everything. My friend who i thought was a bigger loser than me turns out he is not (even though he is addicted to adderral). He always reminds me that I hate every job I've every had. I counter I liked working at Blockbuster, but he has a point.

now that i think about it, im not sure i will take a shower tonight, the thought of the work makes me not want to do it it. Now im thinking i wish my weed card hadn't expired. I wish I could get blacked out drunk and pay someone to murder me but not remember i did and he murders me in my sleep.

Not to say that my problems are as big as yours. I'm a lazy fuck. I never feel any strong emotions anymore.

your welcome. I know i already replied to you but your welcome. I'm starting to get quite drunk now. I'm out of gin. Fuck I wish I wasn't out of cigarettes. God dammit. I like that picture you used. Do you have anything else to say about that little rant I went on? I get off on that shit.

i tend to agree. I've been using a natural paste for a while now i have rejected the flouridated jew. I've never had a cavity in my life, although i haven't been to the dentist in like three years now.

thanks for your comment. I don't know what to tell you. At least you are studying something real. Good luck with that.

I have my meme degree the best job of my life was an unpaid job working 12-15 hours a day making calls for Ron Paul then drinking beer and having political discussions with people all over the country afterwards. It really was incredible, I learned a lot from them and thoroughly enjoyed my time with, being a CA kid, and I still talk to a lot of them. But we didn't win. We got second place a couple times, but we didn't win. Fuck Rick Santorum.

There's really no reason to compare your problems to anybody else's problems. Our problems are all very real to us and we have to deal with them. If you don't like living in the country leave when you finnish (pun intended) your degree. I don't know how to motivate you, because I don't know how to motivate myself. Things will never change if you don't put in the effort. Put in the effort and have a positive mindset and kek will reward you and good things will happen to you. I truly believe that. I haven't been able to do that myself but hopefully you can. Thanks for replying to my thread.

Thank you for your replies. You're right, we shouldn't try to suppress real problems by comparing ours to the ones of others.

I wont leave Finland though, it is not the country that makes my environment the way it is. I'm a nationalist and atleast now cant imagine moving. I'll also have mandatory military service after the studies, that will give me some time to really think about my life.

Praise KEK, i will continue to try to find something that truly makes me happy.

On vacation eh Nigel?

Consuming fluoride =/= drinking fluoride
They aren't lying when they said that the chemical is good for your enamel, however to actually drink the shit is another story entirely.

You might find your teeth to be seriously fucked up in the span of a week or two if you fail to brush them regularly

a lifelong vacation that isn't very fun.

>I'm Ready To Die For Trump
- Alex Jones

what did he mean by this?

praise kek

>haven't been to the dentist in like three years now.

same

i used a non flouride toothpaste for awhile then went back to colgate because i dont give a fuck that much anymore


i should probably make an appointment soon though

too scared to go f@m

kill urself desu

I'm wearing my retainer right now senpai I would never lie to you. My teeth don't even hurt right now but that could be because of the alcohol. I'm listening to sad songs on youtube and FB messaging people I haven't talked to in years. It's 1:20 am. Luckily one of them is in NZ and actually responding. He hates Jews. He got me high and showed me Zeitgeist and it probably changed the course of my life. Probably not for the better, but I don't blame him for that; he's a good man.

You're a good man. I believe in you. Kek believes in you. Best of luck in the future. If WWIII breaks while you are doing your military service do not kill westerners.

i don't know but it is healthy not to fully trust Alex Jones. If he means fight in WWIII for the banksters then no, I won't do it.

>those digits
>once again a multiple of two (I have a thing with the number 22)

SHADILAY

this thread reminds me of the last time i got drunk and posted a thread and I accidentally doxxed my dad and Nazis sent my Dad cartoon porn and God knows what else.

me too. I have $700 in an account for years now because I used to work in San Francisco and they are socialist as fuck.

But yeah, I'm scared. I'm afraid to embrace reality, embrace the future. I guess that's why I made this lame thread and have no direction for my life at age 28. Oh well!!! Im kinda enjoying myself.

that's not exactly the response I was hoping for whilst I shared my deepest and darkest secrets, but thank you nonetheless. I'm actually in a good mood now because I am drunk and listening to good music.

I messaged a rabid feminist I matched with on Tinder tonight and I told her that socialism is immoral, we live under a matriarchy and 3rd wave feminism destroyed the family and the moral fabric of society. She responded with just laughter but hasn't unmatched me. I also invited her to drive 90 miles to suck my dick then play with my cat. Still hasn't unmatched me.

22 posters. I said earlier that 22 is my favorite number, so this doesn't surprise me. My thread is about to die but thank you to everyone who replied to my thread. Maybe I will stop being a fucking faggot, but prolly not.

praise kek

At least you're not shilling your own jew hate thread m8.

"try" to get your shit together? I mean it can't hurt to try.

dude i havent been to the dentist in literally a decade

ive never had dental insurance or health insurance for that matter

Shadilay.

i remember your flag from spamming the entire front page with my thread. Pretty pathetic. Thanks for coming.

If anything, read this comment. I reveal all my deepest and darkest secrets

my last physical was for sports in high school. The only other trip to the doctor since then was when i tore my acl, but for all I know I have cancer.

Woah my spamming of the front page saved my thread! Page 2!!! Praise KEK!!!!

read all my comments search by Tek/4IGI, and call me a fucking faggot; I get off on that

You probably should go see a therapist tbqh.

wtf are you me?
i fit all the points of each of your fucking posts, but the teacher stuff, i was a commercial airline pilot, and no a miserable neet with shit on his boxer, smelly armpits, marx-tier beard, a superb collection of pee bottle and the world trade center of dishes in my kitchen.
feelbadman

now*

Tfw 26 and crooked teeth but too autistic to get braces.

What do i do

yeah i really should. the one i was seeing wasn't very good, but it was still helpful honestly and i shouldn't ahve stopped going.

If It makes you feel better
> be 28
> NEET
> haven't get out of home for 1 year
> kissless virgin
> HUE

now what? A frenchman commented in my thread!!! NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC, hahahaha (not really funny i don't know why i'm saying that, there's nothign worse than ppl laughing at their won unfunny jokes)

I've been to france, true story.

I dunno, get them anyway?

never do Salvia. It is fucking frighting. But I named my cat salvia. "Salvia Divinorum" Her name is technically "Divinorum," but I call her Divy.

Those are my hairy Italian legs.

kek wills it

holy shit, my digits are FIRE

but really i was once told "it will all be ok in the end, so if it's not OK, then it's not the end.

Just get them and learn to laugh at yourself. Eventually you will get them off. If you can afford it do it

>make sure you wear your retainer afterwards.

Kek demands braces

not really much better

I'm not kissless. An extremely drunk girl made out with me when she was drunk in high school

My best sexual experience was at a party in Santa Barbara. I seduced a hot thin latina woman. I got her back to my friends apartment with me. I bought her a subway sandwich.

I made out with her and got her to take her bra off (i couldn't manage it). I stuck my finger in her cunt a little bit.

I didn't fuck her though. I had no confidence in myself and didnt' ahve a condom I wasn't about to go in there without one. I've read the statistics, if you know what I mean.

DENTAL PLAN

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Seriously though, get braces. Have massive confidence in your braces. You can do it. If you can pull it off girls will respect you for it. They will see people making fun of you, they will see how you handle it, and your respect will go up.

didn't you saw the message just beyond? i made a typo between no/now and i was correcting myself.

how was your travel in france?

That's nice user. You're still better off than me. The most sexual experience I ever had was a Stacy teasing and making fun of me because she thought I was pathetic.

i dunno what to tell you. An airline pilot is better than anything i have accomplished. You can definitely use that to get laid.

We all have issues and all our issues are a big deal to us personally, it doesn't matter what other people's issues are. I believe in you

>stop pissing in bottles
>you aren't howard hughes, airline connection or not

>The most sexual experience I ever had was a Stacy teasing and making fun of me because she thought I was pathetic.

holy shit user, that's fucking sad.. and pathetic :(

This only works temporarily. When you realise that its you that makes you happy and not the external world then life gets alot easier.

dang son (me all those twos)

I have said multiple times this is my favorite number, and all the digits have been either two or multiples of two. This is insane!!! Kek wants me to change my life!!!

Only problem is I don't know what to change it to, and I have never known. Maybe I should just be a youtuber? Anyone want to see my youtube video? I am drunk enough to show it. It shows my face face but it isn't tied to any real accounts. It's called "The Conspiracy Against White straight male twenty-somethings" It is a a pro trump video made early in the campaign. It has like 600 views. I'll post it; I swear I will.

maybe i should just say fuck it all and just share my actual thoughts and be me. My best qualities really are my words and my voice (and my face). Lord Kek will decide, either by my digits or the digits of ayone who replies.

it really doesn't make me feel better to be better off than you. And i'm really not. I'm prolly older.

this is a good point, but I still think it wouldn't hurt to get laid. i mean i am 28. Sex is a huge part of the human experience, and I ahve not experienced it. It's like im not even human.

Go ahead and post the video. I need something to watch while I eat.

nice pepe, too bad you don't have a russian flag. I was hoping arooskie would comment in my thread.

I have no dental plan but i have 700 sitting in a health account i have never used bc i worked in a commie city named San francisco.

I'll prolly use it for acupuncture or a sensual asian massage. jk i prolly won't use it at all until it goes away from non use

i don't want you to tell me anything it's fine. Just a daily reminder we are millions young males in this situation of great social distress and no one seems to give a single fuck in the political world. We are supposed to be the future of the world, but we are just hikikomori instead, it will have extraordinary bad consequences in the near future.
Why this social trend isn't studied? It's way more ravaging than a war to the state...
Millions of young decide to kill themself with nihilistic habits and state of mind, they can force us to be productive members of the society using coercitives measures, but they dont... why ?

i here people say there is no such thing as "Try" just "do" they are prolly right. "try" is a cop-out.

i was 10. It was fine. I climbed the Eifel tower and shit. It was like a tour bus thing.

there was a grill from australia that i ahd a crush on named amanda. She was so pretty.

Honestly i don't really remember.

i need keks guidance too

youtube.com/watch?v=kVRVwrNTzqs&feature=youtu.be

don't dox me and harass my family. harass me i don't care and have nothing to lose.

what are your issues? I can't tell you what to do. Kek knows, but he can't tell you outright.