He doesn't live in a first-world paradise at a safe distance from worldly concerns

>He doesn't live in a first-world paradise at a safe distance from worldly concerns
Must suck hard.

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You should be ashamed of what you did to the Maori people.

>300 ping

I agree, you useless kiwi cunts should've wiped the coconuts out

>playing yank servers

Post a more beautiful national anthem. I'll wait.

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Close second is Wales:

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>live in New Zealand
>die from earthquake

you're not better than us cunt
and we're fucked

>that file name

Emu.

Rich coming from an American

> be me, proper Kiwi
> work as a tradie
> earn OK, not massive wages but live comfortably
> never want for anything
> fridge always full and beers always within arms reach
> on the weekends either go hunting with my dog or surfing with my mates
> some weekends just sit on the couch with mates and watch cricket
> went to Europe, Australia and the US and Canada last year because girlfriend really wanted to see the world
> when I landed back in NZ I wanted to kiss the ground
> I finally realised how good it is to be born and bred New Zealander

Agreed. We didn't kill enough.

Agreed, the rest of the world is shit.

Splash lake water all over her face.

Agreed, apart from having disgusting degenerate Anglo genes

Yet when I was at school all I remember hearing was we were at the arse end of the world and embarrassing ourselves.

Shit mate, I'd rather live in Nelson shoveling shit then be a multimillionaire living in somewhere like Paris.

>work as a tradie
Why can't any of you faggots drive? Fucking white vans

kys then

I know France very well, it's true that Paris sucks balls but most of it is great (especially the South/Brittany. Mother England on the other hand...

Thanks, but no thanks. I gotta stay here to help Make America Great Again.

>i know this feel from having visited asia and clapistan too many times

feels fucking mint to arrive home from some foreign shithole and to hear my own language spoken again

shit even NZ feels like home after a month in the land of burgers and faggotry (and beers in cuckland airport are fucking cheap compared to here)

I've been to Zeeland, and if it's anything to go by, New Zealand must be shite.

I've been thinking, we don't need anymore people. 5 million is plenty. Considering we only had 3.5 million 20 years ago, that's a massive jump in population.

Zeeland
> flat
> tiny
> grey
> oh yeah, did i mention flat
New Zealand
> big sky
> big mountains
> big forests
> big beaches

Nothing like each other

Why are you always in my way. Yesterday I was stuck behind someone going 30 in a 50 zone. 30 ffs. Was that you?

I enjoyed Scotland. The countryside was mint. Actually felt like I was in Otago.

This guy gets it.

Why are IDs even back?

What I said was merely in jest, friend. Of course I know they are nothing alike. I'd like to visit some day, if I can afford a skytrain ticket.

Ah that was probably Xiang down from Auckland

Hit me up when you arrive. I'll take you out for a beer!

you think i could choose where i was born?
you little shit, you think i wouldn`t want to live in new zealand???

motherfucker

>being discount Australia

>Living in a safe space while letting the rest of the world burn
Yeah, see how long it will last when globalism reaches to you eventually.

>"water" is salty milk and coins
>lake bukkake

sounds like she is yelling in japanese

heres is the best anthem, it's about crushing your enenemies and hear the lamentation of their women

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Fun fact: I can sing the entire NZ anthem, because we had to learn for a school project in elementary school. After that I kept listening to it, because it was so relaxing.

That's pretty cool man. Hopefully your school only taught you correct English version. I think it has seven different language versions now, including sign language.

No one gives a fuck about indengious people

Only whitetrash hates indengious people
And Kåfjord is litteraly the Wyoming of Norway