How much of an "alpha" are you?

How much of an "alpha" are you?

Would you still visit Sup Forums if you were a textbook "Chad"?

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How should I know?

I have fucked 4 whores this month.

Newtown was a FEMA drill

I am so alpha that I don't care about females and sex.

*cries*

You're the village rapist aren't you?

I consider myself a semi-Chad by pols standards
>be white
>going to college
>not virgin
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pretty sure I'm top 20%, cause I used to be the 80%. Still a lot better than in my 20's.

youtube.com/watch?v=YmDX2Htp_C8

What the fuck does that even mean? The sports people of high school either made it all the way or became relative losers due to continuously judging their self worth by something so long ago.

Mate, I'm 6'0 and work out for philosophical reasons. If you could understand my level of alpha you wouldn't question why I hate Facebook, tumblr and instagram. The resentment I get is ridiculous, here you just think I'm bragging and it's almost cute.

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I'm the last hue virgin.
Really sad right now...

>workout for philosophical reasons

How much is a prostitute in Romania anyway?

Is your ass virgin as well? Doubt it

this is a chad, for reference
youtube.com/watch?v=I9DTz87KVPQ

you just know she fucks blacks on the side u can be alpha or whatever but if not black then u r gonna get chated on since they have much bigger pennises

I didn't know there was an Abo Socrates!

African alpha

Every part of my body is virgin.
The only girls that I've hugged are family members.

I am 6ft 2 and in really good shape + my gf used to model

I'm not alpha because I fuck the same hole and it is boring

I can bang a lot of good looking girls

I AM the last hue virgin, Chiquinho

t. town rapist

Being an "Alpha" is shitty and overated.
Omega master race here

I am. I do.
>Alpha
>not being active in life of your community

When you make 32 and still remain virgin we can talk Wellington.

Beaner chad here

Mostly come and lurk

What's so master about it?

Nah

I'm a failed male

132

Two European carp scales per hour

I was an all-state running back/fullback in high school. One of the few white ones. I also was a decent track guy. I was all-state in quiz bowl though too. Also got a lot of pussy in high school and college. Did a ton of drugs and alcohol along the way.

Been coming on Sup Forums since about 2007 when I was in college.

You definitely are not a chad.