Spain:

Spain:
>Unironically have flamingos living in the country
>Most of the place is dry and looks like a savannah
>Dark complexion
Italy:
>Criminal organisations own 6% of the countrys gdp
>Ww2
Greece:
>Pay debts
>PAY DEBTS!
Portugal:
>Poor
>Low intelligence
>Unattractive
>Worse of than a large part of eastern europe

Medshit "masterrace" everyone

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish–Swedish_War_(1600–29)
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingrian_War
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalmar_War
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_intervention_in_the_Thirty_Years'_War
thelocal.se/20081110/15578
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

PREP THE PORTUGUESE BULL, SVEN

>swedes
>not butthurt as fuck
>divided between people who are constantly guilty bevause of their race and people who are constantly proud because of their race
>sweden
>not cold as fuck
>borderline unlivable in the winter
>most notable swede in history is a youtuber trying to save his lagging career by appealing to Sup Forumsiticians

>Sweden

>Most of the place is dry and looks like a savannah

This is how I know that you dont know shit about spain (or you just went to the human shithole of andalusia)

Northern Spain and Italy are white. I hate this meme so much. There's even fucking celtic in Galicia and bagpipes too for fucks sakes. I hate these memes.

> Nordcuck
Kek, look how mirin the rest of the world is
Southern Euro Masterrace in terms of history, culture and aesthetics

I went slightly northwest of it. It was dry as fuck except for in an oasis around a lake

Andalusia =/= Spain

That's like if I went to Malmo and I judged the entirery of Sweden on it

Sweden:
>YES FUCK MY WIFE, AHMED. IM GETTING SO HORNY

>Medshit countries are so bad that they have to move to krautland

Their entire medshit sea coastline has unironical flamingos living there though. How fucking Africa-tier isn't that?

>what is studying abroad
Nice reasoning, nigger cuck

....So there are flamingos in the mediterranian? Okay..? I don't see your point here, also the ''medshit'' sea is 10x prettier than your fucking Baltic Sea

>Norway
>Finland
>Denmark
bro tier, epik lads, good looking

>sweden
more muslim than england
more somalian than somalia

Epic digits mate

Flamingos are objectively africa-tier as fuck. Didn't even know think they lived there lmao

Gotland is comfy as fuck and its located in the baltic sea

>Has less somalis per capita than Norway which in turn doesn't even have many somalis itself
Nice try kike

Niggers are a good indicator for Africanization desu
And Scandinavian lands seem to be full of them, kek

But that's wrong Tyrone

>There are flamingos
>OH WEW LAD THAT'S LIKE AFRICA KEKEKTOPKEKFAMALAMMEKEKEKE

Still less africa-tier than RAPE

>almost double norways population
>greatly more somalis by volume

>Dark complexion
What is the problem with, pigskin?

Anglos>Mediterraneans>>>>>>>>>Germanics>Slavs

It's just the truth

Why did you let us scandinavians rape you for hundreds of years them?

OHHHHH
>1488
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT

SEIG

> flamingos
> dry
Also it is still better than your cucktry.

>1488
You didn't take the majority of England and you couldn't even hold it for more than a century lol

>Germanic philosophers
>Germanic poets
>Germanic composers (inb4 Austrians who are mixed)
>Germanic inventors
>Germanic empires
>Germanic
>culture
lol

Anglos are germanics

Stay mad, and yes it is dry. Where i were you watered the grass

HIEL

Hello Germanic servants why are you copying our style of architecture? Where are the mudhuts?

I went to discount Andalucia, Extremadura.
That place is so screwed that we don't even talk about them.

o fugg XDDDd

Yes we did.

We had cold harsh weather conditions and were relatively isolated from the rest of europe
This has however gave us strong genes and we've still had many impressive achievenments.
Such as the swedish empire

>1488
SEIG HEIL

>saved
thank you, pedro

Danes are a mixture of Celts and Germanic's, they aren't purely Germanic. Who put an end to your piracy nigger?
>Swedish Empire
BWAHAHDFWHFWHEWHASDAHFAI Fucking pissing myself

You shouldn't. We won many impressive wars

Anyway, our weather restricted us much. But we managed a lot even with that. And that helmet was made in sweden sometime in the 6-7th century

The anglo got you there. Your Swedish ''empire'' was fucking pathetic.

Don't be upset Sven. Come here, enjoy our country and leave your sheckels

Sweden
>Full of cucks
>Shitskin sperm
>atheism
>degenerate
>SJW
>Rapefugees welcome

wew

They are flamingos outside Africa and the Mediterranean sea

I wish we had flamingos desu

> MUH NORDICISM

Too easy.

we won 2 of the 3 wars we fought at the same time
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish–Swedish_War_(1600–29)
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingrian_War
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalmar_War

This one is also memorable
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_intervention_in_the_Thirty_Years'_War

It was impressive

You should learn to pick your fights

Swedes are nigger loving faggots
nothing can beat that.

we must restore europe
muslims get out
traitors get killed

...

Be in war against France, the Netherlands, England, Sweden, all the German protestants and these supported by Ottomans and Russia just to defend the fucking pathetic uselles Austrians and German Catholic League that loosed almost all battles against Sweden when Sweden never won a single battle against Spain IT'S WAY MORE IMPRESSIVE

>SNOW NIGGER STRONG SCIENCE
Horrible choice of a title desu

whats wrong about dark complexion

swedish women seem to love it

My country has a bigger influence in science than your country ever will.
How does that make you feel?

Dont make me whip out my platano and smite you!

Lots of zozzle here

Tons of northern european women flock here to be seeded by the mulattoe man whores of the island.

They never seem to even look at the whiter mulattoes or white dominican men

> tfw the Swedish masterrace teaches lessons on how to lose wars

thats a cute little bun you got there.

Pagan Faggot

Here are some swedish inventions:
thelocal.se/20081110/15578

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Your are not going to respond this post because you are not interested.

Except they never even came close to our countries. Guess they couldn't handle the cold kek

Mind stopping it with the "white" spam for a bit?

Wow man, are you totally cereal???

The most important Swedish inventions/discoveries
>The pacemaker, The three-point seat belt, The Global Positioning System, Tetra-Pak, The telephone handset, The flat screen monitor, The ultra sound, The safety match, Dynamite, The zipper
The most important Croatian inventions/discoveries
>Atomic theory, Speedometer, Electric light-bulb with a metal filament, Torpedo, First European Hydropower, Steam-powered washing machine, Mechanical pencil, SOS response, Synthesis of testosterone and androsterone, High-speed photography, Wireless non-radiative energy transfer, Alternating current, Dactyloscopy

Okay i will respond
Spain had an amazing access to coastlines which gave them colonies that made you rich and powerful.
Britain was barely involved and i don't think the netherlands role was to great either.

We never prepared and never aimed to fight you so we barely did.

Some random Protestant german states vs the second greatest power in the world is not particularly impressive.

It mostly went down as a war between you and France

You don't count all the fighting during decades before the start of 30YW in Bohemia in Flanders against the Netherlands and England, the wars against France in Italy, the wars against Ottomans in the Mediterranean Sea...

Spanish Tercios were invincible in battle between Italian Wars (Cerignola, 1503) and the last phase of the Thirty Years War (Rocroi, 1643). Undefeated, not a single defeat. Spain was first military power in Europe during 150 years.

You never aimed fighting us? Well, you aimed fighting the Holy Roman Empire and that technically means that you were at war with us. The fact is that Imperial armies struggled a lot against Sweden, and when Spanish armies assisted Imperial armies Sweden didn't won any battle.