Show Pitch Dear Black People

Someone type out the pilot episode

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Episode One - Worldstar

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Episode Two - Kangz

Freelance writer here. I could probably do it. What's the plot? Who are the characters?

Are we gonna type a script?
One word at a time?

Alright here goes:
HOL UP

Dear black people...

idk why Sup Forums keeps pushing the idea that black people seriously think they're the descendants of kings
this is a better idea

The rising popularity among indignant black people on social media relating to afrocentrism.

Hey guys! Here's a story called Africans!

They had no written language, no wheel as we know it, no schools, no hospitals, not even normal clothing.
They hadn't invented the compass yet (everyone else had), and not one tribe had a written language. Despite a continent full of wildlife, they hadn't domesticated a single animal. Explorers wrote of their shock when they encountered these unwashed uncivilized savages. And with one of the world's longest coastlines, there's no record of any African having ever built a ship to explore the world. The last 2,000 years of African history are a complete blank of non-achievement. And the last 200 years of African-American history consist of not much more than that unless you include sports and entertainment.

The ability of Africans to learn by rote is similar to that of whites. However, they have diminished capacity for reasoning, logic, and comprehension of abstract concepts (which would explain why there has never been any black philosopher of consequence). Most disastrously, Africans have a very feeble ability to orient themselves to the future: their ability to vividly conceptualize the realization of future goals is so weak that delayed gratification is much more difficult for them than for Asians or Whites. When food is available year round and you don't need to plan for seasonal changes in supplies as Europeans and Asians did, future orientation is not something that would develop via natural selection.

Dear Black People, I love you but you have a massive booger hanging from your nose.

There is little appetite for books in Africa. Continental literature is generally on a juvenile level and rarely translated. The vast majority of Africans who are literate have never read a book from cover to cover, which is what one would expect when the continental IQ averages out to 70. For a continent with a population of 1 billion people, pitifully few scientific articles written by Africans are deemed worthy of translation. If you look over the presentations given at the average science forum in Africa, you'll find that most of them read like the work of undergraduate students.

There are a mere 517 African journals available online. That's 517 journals from a continent with over one billion people. Even more telling, the site that makes those journals available to a worldwide audience (foolishly funded by the Ford foundation; Henry Sr. would be rolling over in his grave if he knew) gets only 100,000 visitors a month. By comparison, there are over 1,000,000 journals produced by the other 6 billion people in the world - and most of those journals are in English.

>dear black people
>Jesus was white

IQ tests also measure willingness to abandon erroneous thought processes. Being stubborn is a sign of stupidity. The more you know!

There's some stuff for you to weave into your story.

Blacks do not belong in western society.
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I'm sure it's no more than a few hundred people

Just because a bike is unattended doesn't mean it's yours.

I live in NYC and I've met at least 20

Dear Black people, you're women are so ugly you have to tell everyone when you fuck one of ours but we hide it when we fuck one of yours.

Black people are such white supremacists.

Wow, she looks like an annoying cunt. You need to take someone who doesnt look like the biggest white trash whore seen in millennials.

Like Lindsey Shaw.