>3 year ago, be me: beta college freshman
>laughed at John Oliver and watched most episodes
>thought based grandma was racist and bigoted
>thought Obama had our best interests at heart
>believed in global warming and trusted the media
Mike Pence hear my Prayers and forgive me of my cuckage, and I will spend the next 8 years shitposting for your glory
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Not many libtards have been able to pull their head out of their ass so I guess I should congratulate you.
What's his name again?
>many years ago
>4 year old
>arab steals my bike
>now i want to genocide all brownies
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Mike "Make Faggots Food For Maggots" Pence
Mike "The Cock Knocker Shocker" Pence
Mike "Gotta pay the troll toll" Pence
Mike "gas the fags" Pence
Mike "gays and dykes on a pike" Pence
Mike "Bum-driller killer" Pence
Mike "Empty My Nine At The Discotheque Line" Pence
Mike "Get a shock or put you head on the block" Pence
Mike "Fudge-packer hacker" Pence
Mike "Get that Homo into Lobo" Pence
Mike "zaps not faps" Pence
Mike 'Gay marriage aint happenin' now let me get to zappin'' Peace.
Mike "Putting fags in body bags" Pence
Mike "volties for boobies" Pence
Mike "making pederasts past tense" Pence
Mike 'Just Marry a Butch Who Loves Anal' Pence
Mike 'Don't Be Weird Just Get A Beard' Pence
Mike 'Fake It Until You Straight It' Pence
Mike "Putting the Amp in Straight Camp" Pence
Mike "No Flattery Will Stop My Battery" Pence
Mike "take it in the butt, get the watt" Pence
Mike "If you can't fool'em get the Coulomb" Pence
Mike 'Sodomite First Strike' Pence
Mike 'Homoshima and Fagasaki' Pence
Mike 'If you're gay and proud, mushroom cloud' Pence
Mike 'Nuclear Homocaust' Pence
Mike 'fuck a man in the bum, feel the heat of a thousand suns' Pence
Mike 'Nuclear ice age after anal stage' Pence
Mike 'Voltage spike for every Dyke' Pence
Mike ''Fry Away Your Inner Gay' Pence
Mike 'Electroshock your love of cock' Pence
Mike 'Today is the day we X-ray this gay away' Pence
Mike 'Hit this dyke with a lighting strike' Pence
Mike 'Crashing the gay club circuit with some real energy' Pence
Mike 'Opposites attract, fact, this charge will counteract' Pence
Mike 'If you're into wearing thongs well check out these electrons' Pence
Mike 'My daughter said she loved her, turned her into a conductor' Pence
Mike 'Wanna be a gay bitch? Check out my voltage' Pence
Mike 'They used to sing songs til I showed 'em my electrons' Pence
Mike 'They call it queer, they call it gay, I call it just a lack of Michael Faraday' Pence
Mike 'All perversion is an electrical conversion' Pence
Mike 'I keep all my electromagnetic static up in my atic' Pence
Mike 'Plutonium rods for every poz' Pence
Mike "They like dicks, put them on sticks" Pence
Mike "See a fag, put them in a bag" Pence
Mike "Kiss a man, get into the van" Pence
Mike "Two genders, no benders" Pence
Mike "Chuck a spear, get eaten by a bear." Pence
Mike "No wife? Have a knife." Pence
Mike "Pencey agains the nancy" Pence
Mike "Limp Wrists Burnt to a Crisp" Pence
Mike "the fag has HIV? Shocking!" Pence
Mike "If Other Men Get You Erected, We'll Make You Corrected" Pence
Mike "You like the edge, you end in a fence" Pence
Mike 'grab my jewels, get some joules' Pence
Mike 'blasting gays with Tesla rays' Pence
Mike 'thows grenades at pride parades' Pence
Mike 'turning fruits into vegetables' Pence
Mike 'sucked a chode? here's an electrode' Pence
Mike 'Feminine penis no match for Tesla's genius' Pence
Mike 'dump a mag into every fag' Pence
Mike 'if you like cock, prepare for a shock' Pence
Mike 'Command and Conqueer' Pence
Mike ' Dykes on spikes' Pence
Mike 'if you suck with aplomb, get ready for bomb' Pence
Mike 'beta males get beta rays' Pence
Mike 'fly the rainbow, feel nuclear glow' Pence
Mike 'Gayger Counter' Pence
Mike 'Gayvy Crockett' Pence
Mike 'took part in the gay sensation? Have some radiation' Pence
Forgive me Pence for i have sinned.
I once looked at another mans penis.
That's right. Thanks.
You're Swedish, of course you have
I seek forgiveness, for i've been on Sup Forums more than a minute.
I supported Cruz over Trump in the primaries.
pray for me
relatable
disgusting
That cancerous hell hole has nothing but trap porn.
How many dicks did you suck?
I fell for the female meme.
Mike "No virility? To the gassing facility." Pence
He fell for the trap. Someone get me the lethal taser.
Priest of KEK here. I've been fighting the globalists since /new/, ally with Alex Jones and based Dr Peterson, supporter of President Trump from the start, and (You) are forgiven your sins. Go forth and sin no more.
>You're Swedish, of course you have
Why is this kid such a degenerate faggot? Wasn't he same loli from that Swede game show? Whats this his story?
Mr. Penec im sorry for masterbaiting to lolis every day but i cant stop
i need it
i underdtand if you want to sentence me to death, just make it quick pls
I don't even want to know his story tbqhwy
(You) are not forgiven, for browsing Sup Forums is not a sin in itself. Only being a newfag meme-spouting Sup Forumstard is a sin.
(You) are forgiven. Reject 3DPD and stay faithful to your 2D waifu.
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if you realized that smart as you are you should also realize that your current viewpoints are not the pinnacle of wisdom
Probably your views are more dependant on outside factors like a good tv show or a funny mongolian image board
>no "Faggot Medicine from Thomas Edison"
Mike "turning fruits into vegetables" Pence
sweden needs to burn
I repent, Mike Pence, for I have sinned in the past by being an SJW activist.
I will join the shitposting squad and hope that there ever be a moment when my horrible deeds will be forgiven.
>44
thank you Keʞ
I will be an instrument of your chaos magic till the day I OD on redpills
only those who roll doubles or higher can forgive sins
Penceton
>I don't even want to know his story tbqhwy
I would really like to know what his parents look like. I can only imagine. Either his dad is a raging alcoholic or a cuck. Something terrible has happened here.
>not many
okay omnipotent master of demographics
Lazy cowards don't like believing that their enemy can change. You'd rather kill em all.
well his first and last name is in that webm, just google him
That is truly a most grievous sin. However KEK is chaos and chaos is capricious. Neither just nor merciful, but only amusingly random, (You) are forgiven your sins. Never fail in your holy mission to dismantle social justice, for the corrupt order it espouses offends our LORD. Remain unflagging in your opposition to globalism and the marxist threat.
"He" has a jewtube channel
>Have homosexual tendencies
>do cocaine and ex
Pence, I've tried to reform.
I have a wonderful girlfriend whom I plan on marrying and having children with. I've thought more about faith and the church and have begun to try and lead a christian minded life.
I've begun to find fulfillment in this life and I plan on walking this path still. Forgive my past sins Pence and be a role model for me.
Jesus...
>I've tried to reform.
There is no try, only do. Until (You) have stopped sinning you cannot be forgiven.