God-Tier Philosophers

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How the fuck is Rogan a philosopher?

He is entertaining as hell, but he ain't exactly coming up with unique thought provoking things.

"Have you tried DMT bro you should try DMT"

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I would not consider joe rogan to be a philosopher

Moldbug
Evola
Land

>no copypasta yet

>MUH NAP
Rothbard was a dumb faggot

please guys, i asked for serious philosophers, not old white men from prehistoric times

Nistchze

>Not based Alex Jones

Pre-Socratic Greeks
Carlyle
Nietzsche
Probability Theorists like E.T. Jaynes and Bruno di Finetti

FIN

>nothing matters lol so edgy XD

Thoreau
Tolstoy
Chomsky
Buddha

>NAP
Don't defend yourself goy

Doing drugs doesn't make you a philosopher, it makes you a degenerate

How could you leave out Maistre, the original reactionary?

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the political philosopher, Donald Trump

That's right, I said it

personal favorite god tier

I like Kirkegaard.

It allows for self-defense. It should be call the NIFP, for non-instigation of force principle because non-aggression does sound pacifist.

THE GREATEST OF ALL POLITICAL PHILOSOPHERS

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Schopenhauer
Nietzsche
Mitchell Heisman

Stefan Molyneux, unironically.

>Maistre
Never heard of him, will read.

>reads OP
>checks flag
>is overcome with relief

It was so easily used to neuter the right

Time traveler?

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It's an example of why I follow the fuck principles principle. I hate utopian nonsense that people try to achieve through half measures. We end up with the worst of the free market and socialism both.

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DioGENIS

GUYS PLEASE

I asked for REAL PHILOSOPHERS NOT OLD OUTDATED FOOLS THAT WERE NT FEMINST AND CONCERNED ABOUT GLOBAL WARM

LOL kys

Best answer in this topic (for living authors).

no molymeme?

>philosophy without SCIENCE and MYTHOLOGY

Sort yourself out.

Your post is the third molymeme post

favorite female philosopher

Marx

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this

likes to poke holes in other peoples arguments while ignoring his own flawed arguments

accuses others of being "anecdotal" and yet does the same thing in the very next breath

interesting guests but hardly a philosopher

Plus I'm convinced he was molested by a priest just by the way he gets super triggered when someone brings up religion

Me.

You are literally an uneducated nigger if you think Joe "Trippy Ideas" Rogan is a legitimate philosopher.

>"What kind of world does the 'humanitarian' contemplate as affording him full scope? It could only be a world filled with breadlines and hospitals, in which nobody retained the natural power of a human being to help himself or to resist having things done to him...Where subsistence is doled out, the desideratum has been achieved, of general want and a superior power to"relieve" it. The 'humanitarian' in theory is the terrorist in action."

Joe is alright

Philosophers are retarded. I've never once come over a philosopher who has presented an idea I haven't already thought about hundreds of times on my own.

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>Nietzsche
Loser

I thought op was Teal'c. Still not a bad choice.

Yeah he's great. A lot of his stuff besides Fear and Trembling and Sickness is overlooked

If you unironically think that nietzsche was a nihilist, never take part in a philosophy discussion ever again.

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Diogenes of Sinope

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Plato
Aristotle
Schopenhauer
Locke
John Stuart Mill
William James
Honorable mention:
Machiavelli

Can I get a quick rundown on these guys?

>Plato
Literally retarded

>Machiavelli

read the Prince at least once a year

Republic is grand
Discourses in Levy, The Prince is satire

Name one idea Plato has produced, that isn't retarded.

Pro-tip, you can't.

-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-published a book of prophecies in French that is banned in America
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

>concerning the rothschilds
>the rothschilds were, in a both literal and figurative sense, created by the bogdanoffs
>the rothschilds accumulated their wealth through trading stock according to the news they received from their subordinates during the war
>the subordinate was said to carry intel and deliver it to the rothschilds almost as soon as something happened
>it never once occured to people that perhaps this intel was delivered too fast to be humanly possible
>this was the first recorded glimpse we see of the bogdanoffs power
>for it was igor posed as that subordinate under the rothschilds, delivering information as soon as it happened due to telekinesis prowess
>the bogdanoffs created the rothschilds because they wanted to see what a human might do when they have had everything handed to them from the start
>the rothschilds were merely an experiment, and since their usefullness was used up they have been trained to be tools used at the bogdanoffs discretion

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>dumb black metal goth kid

Read the dialogs bro

>satire

isn't that just a (((scholarly))) opinion from the mid-20th century?

I think it is more of a treatise.

>he fell for the neoreactionary meme

I'm not even gonna read another word that retard has written.

I don't get why people obsess over him, he was kind of autistic.

Aristotle was based and had sound ideas that lasted for fucking centuries. Aristotle's biggest issue was he just didn't have access to better technology to test things out.

And laugh at it.

Well, it's completely contrary to literally everything else he's ever written.

It was written when he was in the doghouse.

It's pretty objectively awful by 'human being' standards.

It's satire.

Your loss *shrugs*

agree to disagree

>reads only the edgelordpost and thinks he knows the guy
>thinks agreeing to disagreet is an argument

I wonder how many people here actually studied philosophy, logic and literature and how many are really just couch scholars who graduated from the basement college of google???

Is it just me or are they starting to look less ugly? Is my delayed-release bog pill finally kicking in?

and your argument is what?

They're circus freaks

What the fuck are you talking about

eh, history major who took philosophy as an elective.

I minored in it, mainly because by the time you finished taking the required classes you only needed 2 more to do it.

It's a nice conversation piece.

well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

I've never read one of his books in my life lol. More interested in finishing up others and going to Rene Girard because I heard he's like Nietzsche. So maybe sone time in the future. But you definitely lost the argument from my perspective imo

The rest of us are relying on you to get the conversation going because the rest of us just read the books.

couch scholars as you described us

I'm also getting used to their faces. Weird. I hope they don't warp my sense of aesthetics, don't want to bog myself.

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But dude... Treat everyone like it's you living a different life, man. Dolphins.

Schopenhauer is the most beautiful mind, most others are pseudo-intellectual trash, especially existentialists, you can number the flaws in their reasoning as you go along

exception opened to very useful guys like Karl Popper, /pol wouldn't like him cause he's jewish but he called out Marx and Freud and many others on their bullshit, he had the clearest mind of the century

and oddly enough he mentored Soros, who's a complete betrayal of his philosophy of truth

>never read one of his books in my life
>But you definitely lost the argument from my perspective


shrugs and goes to bed

ok then. i went with Seneca because i think that stoicism is the philosophy which most embodies the ideals of western man. While I appreciate Marcus Aurelius and his 'Meditations' I feel that Seneca's 'Letters From a Stoic' are more in depth and useful for everyday life.

yes couch scholars

reading books on physics doesn't make you a physicist

the degree does

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>he hasn't had bogstic surgery

Stay blue pilled muy guy

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