/ptg/ President Trump General - Sit Down and Relax Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Sen Sessions post-confirmation speech 2/8/17
youtu.be/wVCDLIJseM0
>Pres Trump Speaks @MCCA Conf 2/8/17
youtu.be/qrVxneiWOsM
>Pres Trump meets w/Intel CEO 2/8/17
youtu.be/tZzFUmROFLY
>Pres Trump on Orly pt3 2/8/17
youtu.be/Kn9V73kjAlE
>Sec Ed DeVos speaks to staff 2/8/17
youtu.be/e7KOa1vhUjo
>VP Pence swears in Ed Sec Devos 2/7/17
youtu.be/fOIHYBzUcGk
>VP Pence casts final vote on Ed Sec 2/7/17
youtu.be/0F3S4JNDCG4
>Pres Trump meets Sheriffs 2/7/17
youtu.be/NNxBMs8p1QE
>Pres Trump on ORly 2/6/17
youtu.be/rABNl-xkNe4
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>"Pres Trump told me to investigate whatever I want"
youtu.be/Rm4-YyPo1Xk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Sessions should be swore in today, National Pizza Day.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk

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Can you fags stop talking to the argie larper already? He's cancer.

a w o o o o o o

youtube.com/watch?v=sg8TahAjisE

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:^)

Kek'd and checked.

friendly reminder

Not gonna lie, former Turd maker here. This is fucking hilarious watching Turds swirl and flush. But in all seriousness we can't let this turd get the nuclear codes.

>people learning to stop replying to shills

(reposting for good measure)

> public comments

It was a private comment then leaked to the media by some shekelstein never trump senator.

> he's probably
It's official, we have concern shills a long us right now.

Next tactic: trying to demoralize on the SCOTUS choice.

Just a reminder that this particular choice was the sole reason for Ted Cruz not only bend the knee but to support Trump wholeheartedly

Moar comfiness for future happenings

>Gorsuch comments
2d chess
>Warren timeout
4d chess

any questions?

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Are we tired of winning, yet?

My first screenshot inclusion ;_;

Chekety Check

I'm tired of living

Where did she get that fucking rocket launcher and rocket? Surely that is majorly against the law in LWA. FBI would have sodomized me with a flashlight for having that.

how was it 4d?

this old man
he likes vagina
he will rebuke north carolina
with a nick nack patty whack
give a dog a bone
iraq will turn to the age of stone

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Here is a very /comfy/ song that pairs nicely with your image.

youtube.com/watch?v=MDYBEDbzY28

>It's official, we have concern shills a long us right now.
We have always had concern shills among us.

We've been conned
He played us like a fiddle

The Convict Report is the only foreign AltRight podcast I can enjoy. I just like Australians so much.

h u m m i n g reporting in

>new research suggests perhaps giraffes do have a distinct sound: they hum

Reposting as well since the thread hit bump limit after posting.

Just to clear the air on Gorsuch's comments.

He said that Trump's comments about judges were disheartening.

Trump said judges were playing politics, and Gorsuch finds that disheartening.

It's literally nothing. If anything this plays into Trump's hands since the media is trying to paint it as Gorsuch standing up to Trump and this will most likely make Democrats want to vote for him since he "doesn't answer to Trump."

Gorsuch believes the Constitution must be interpreted as the founder's entailed. That is all you need.

Yes... Please, minorities. ESCAPE! GO, NOW! IT'S NOT TOO LATE! LEAVE THE COUNTRY! DON'T WALK, RUN!

duterte-orders-arrest-of-all-communist-consultants/14039

When will Trump arrest gommies?

Donald............. DRUMPF!

Ribbit.

a y y l m a o

DEFEND THIS FUCKING PMURTKINS

She built it. Or since they're in bongistan she probably bought it off of a tanned brit.

It did something if you're coughing up thick sputum. Whole point is to get rid of it rather than swallow into GI tract. Suppressing cough reflex entirely lets it fester in lungs. Bad!

Continue taking per directions and drink fluids, sugar-free if you can help it. Do not use dextromethorphan-based cough suppressant at same time. Take sets of deep breaths at regular intervals (eg 5/half-hour).

No... Don't go...

meh, have a (you)

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how... how big we talkin' here?

poor thing

F for marius the impure giraffe.

How big of a crematory oven do you need for a fucking giraffe?

Based Leader.

>Trump takes the podium after hinting that he's going to "handle" communists

>"America has a long standing tradition of allowing freedom of thought and freedom of speech, even for communists."

FUCK!!!!!

>"That being said.."

OOOHG!!!!!!!!

what does Trump say next????

The timeout was designed to put her in the media spotlight in place of a stronger 2020 contender such as Cory Booker.

I like my frogs green.

Y U G E

>Jeff Sessions confirmed
>Go to bed
>Wake up 7 hours later
>Clinton still hasn't been hanged

Massively disappointed, I thought Sessions was law and order!

Fuck off shills.

To use such a strong word like disheartening when the 9th Circuit exists, shows that Goursch is full of bullshit.

He's denying reality that judges are not politicized.

Keep in mind "disheartening" is blumenthals word. He wasn't necessarily quoting gorsuch. Blumenthal said "he did express that he was disheartened by..."

Stop changing the spelling you fucking nigger.

How about you defend THIS!

*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappp*

F

>Sleep Well Sweet Prince

Gorsuch is not allowed to be like Hillary.

We don't have time for people to hold public and private beliefs that contradict each other like Hillary.

President is only for 8 years.

Supreme Court Justice is for life.

Gousch was portrayed to be a safe pick but maybe he isn't such a good idea after all.

>Booker
>strong candidate

FOR YOU

It should be legal to kill shills like you

who is gorsuch?

Communists aren't human. As such, they have no rights.

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>Who is Gorsuch

Lemme guess "I've been a trump supporter since he announced"

k e k c o n f i r m s

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He hasn't been sworn in yet.

This is the amerilard alt-rightist’s daily life
>be american 16 year old suburban big boy
>wake up
>struggle to get up because gravity is a bitch and all this voluminous body mass doesn’t help
>eventually succeed by rolling over SuperBigBoy TM XXXL king Size mattress
>go to bathroom
>pull down table cloth sized Fruit of the Loom underwear
>spend several minutes trying to find penis under generously rounded belly flaps
>finally locate the little pecker, not shaving my pubes was totally worth it
>shoot little trickles of orange-yellow piss because of horrible diet and water retention (because everyone knows water contains fluoride, which is bluepilled and for cucks)
>go to mirror, examine plump pizza face
>there are so many zits on my face it literally forms a pattern that matches the one on the Great Bear constellation
>pop of a few with my sausage fingers. I don’t want to look bad on the day I finally ask Stacey to go out with me so that I could redpill and impregnate her with 10 white offsprings
>step out of house, Poo in Loo mail man which smells like literal shit gives me a letter that says "eviction notice" to give to my single mom
>remember that Bernie was not elected and I am finally free of socialist opression from the government and the establishment
>yell "PRAISE KEK" at the top of my lungs
>neighbours stare
>fuckingnormies.jpeg
>get in mom’s car, ride shotgun because as a conservative I love guns because they’re redpilled and American, libtards btfo
>the suspension compresses the car forward under my weight, it now looks like a drag race car
>remember that drag racing is a redpilled sport invented by based americans
>start whispering national anthem as mommy drives, in a sense of patriotic pride

For dems its all about the look

TAKE THAT LEAFLAND


Sarah Palin touted as US ambassador to Canada? You betcha!
Canadians have expressed dismay on social media after the White House press secretary refused to rule out the ex-Alaska governor as our woman in Ottawa
theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/08/sarah-palin-touted-as-us-ambassador-to-canada

Waterboarding takes time. You can't just rush it, it's an art form.

>who is gorsuch?
you mean you don't know ?

>How big of a crematory oven do you need for a fucking giraffe?

Uncertain since it was 200 square metres in 2015, then after some (((academic research))) it has doubled to 6 googleplexillion square metres

A

Gorsuch is disheartened that they are politicized. The fact that the president has to call them out is disheartening since the judicial system shouldn't need to be babied like this.

They can finally rest together. In a place where no one will judge their love for each other. Everyone loves a happy ending.

>POO IN LOO

LOL

Neo Renaissance confirmed

>mommy drops me off at Elijah King Washington High School
>a bunch of dirty spics in my class were playing varsity soccer outside, the paco midfielder shot the ball so hard it landed right on my face
>smellydumbbeanerscum.jpg
>one of them walks up to me and apologizes
>"sh-shore thing, we’re cool" (I am crying inside)
>shrug it off, remember that eventually Trump will deport their asses back to Taco country
>start thinking of ways of forming based right wing death squads to get my revenge on those taco niggers
>as I walk up the hallway feeling proud of my European heritage and my dignity restored, I notice Stacey at her locker wearing her qt cheerleader outfit
>nowismychance.gif
>suddenly, some dirty filthy nigger ape quarterback walks up to her and slaps her bottom
>"Ugh! Jamal! You’re embarrassing me!"
>she eventually laughs it off and kisses that subhuman on his big red monkey lips, unbelievable
>I even heard that dirty slutty coal burner whisper to her ape man "that loser user is still staring at me"
>I walk away to my class, holding back my tears, reminding myself that Hillary lost and we won
>letastyliberaltearsmeme.mp3

Better.

who is it, i dont know either. i stopped worrying so much about (((polotics))) after trump and mattis

my grandpa fought in world war 2
i never got to meet him
he was murdered by his nurse

b r a i n p r o b l e m s

I think manufactured outrage is the quickest way to get him confirmed.

>a fucking tree

Has Sessions been confirmed yet?

LMAO lebanon.
Does it upset you that I'm an american, white, 6'2, 210lbs with a white blonde girlfriend I pound nightly. I have 3 degrees including a JD and own my own firm making 6 figures?
Fuck you must be salty.

>DAT ASS, THO!!

How can other countries possibly compete with our GILF ambassador?

Nice zeros

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bomb lebanon
save america from the jews

how do I find a good looking christian girl?

i am 26 with income $120k and 2 properties (1 shit apartment to live in; 1 nice apartment that I rent out).

>I’ve decided to take up philosophy, since all my years on the internet debating people placed me in a high intellectual standing, superior to your average Joe
>the teacher turns out to be a braindead libtard, I could tell that by the way he refers to the God Emperor
>todays chapter is religion, I remember that I stopped being an atheist because atheism is for lefty fedora neckbeard cucks, which I am not btw
>deusvult.png
>the teacher, being a literal liberal cuck, starts going on and on at how religion is divisive bullshit and shit like that
>I lash out, dropping the ultimate redpill, and saying Christianity is the one true religion, and how Islam and multiculturalism are ruining the West
>some Muslim goat-fucking heathens in my class were clearly not happy about that and started complaining to the teacher like the SJW CTR retards they were
>the teacher kicks me out of the class, like the Antifa cuck shill he was

I need a slowpoke with a MAGA hat for you.

Yesterday evening, swearing in later today.

>solution

>lose weight so you don't have to deal with the rest of your post after line 3

You're not saying anything revolutionary here CTR user

>the T H I C C irony here given how many cuckservatives and leftists are fat themselves; see #HAES and such

Mattis is not a lifetime appointment.

Supreme Court is.

You should worry.

lol tuxedo mask

go to church

go to a church...

c h u r c h

Morning lads, anything interesting happen yesterday?