PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>Sen Sessions post-confirmation speech 2/8/17
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>Pres Trump Speaks @MCCA Conf 2/8/17
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>Pres Trump meets w/Intel CEO 2/8/17
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>Pres Trump on Orly pt3 2/8/17
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>Sec Ed DeVos speaks to staff 2/8/17
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>VP Pence swears in Ed Sec Devos 2/7/17
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>VP Pence casts final vote on Ed Sec 2/7/17
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>Pres Trump meets Sheriffs 2/7/17
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>Pres Trump on ORly 2/6/17
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PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
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FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
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>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
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>"Pres Trump told me to investigate whatever I want"
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>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
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>Donald Trump Emperor of America
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>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Shadilay
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INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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>Trump Triumphant
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>We Are The Silent Majority
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>American Comeback Story
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BUILDING THE FUTURE EDITION
REAL MEN DRINK REAL COFFEE
RESIST
TRUMP AND SESSIONS PLEASE SAVE CANADA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Fuck Soros and fuck the (((chosen))) people
>en.wikipedia.org
That's it! I'm now #ShillingForHillary !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the amerilard alt-rightist’s daily life
>be american 16 year old suburban big boy
>wake up
>struggle to get up because gravity is a bitch and all this voluminous body mass doesn’t help
>eventually succeed by rolling over SuperBigBoy TM XXXL king Size mattress
>go to bathroom
>pull down table cloth sized Fruit of the Loom underwear
>spend several minutes trying to find penis under generously rounded belly flaps
>finally locate the little pecker, not shaving my pubes was totally worth it
>shoot little trickles of orange-yellow piss because of horrible diet and water retention (because everyone knows water contains fluoride, which is bluepilled and for cucks)
>go to mirror, examine plump pizza face
>there are so many zits on my face it literally forms a pattern that matches the one on the Great Bear constellation
>pop of a few with my sausage fingers. I don’t want to look bad on the day I finally ask Stacey to go out with me so that I could redpill and impregnate her with 10 white offsprings
>step out of house, Poo in Loo mail man which smells like literal shit gives me a letter that says "eviction notice" to give to my single mom
>remember that Bernie was not elected and I am finally free of socialist opression from the government and the establishment
>yell "PRAISE KEK" at the top of my lungs
>neighbours stare
>fuckingnormies.jpeg
>get in mom’s car, ride shotgun because as a conservative I love guns because they’re redpilled and American, libtards btfo
>the suspension compresses the car forward under my weight, it now looks like a drag race car
>remember that drag racing is a redpilled sport invented by based americans
>start whispering national anthem as mommy drives, in a sense of patriotic pride
>In 1989, I was working for Donald Trump as a lobbyist in Washington handling currency transaction rules that his casinos were subject to. I believed I had worked out regulatory language acceptable to the regulators, subject to Donald’s approval. I called Donald at his office asking if I could jump what was then the Eastern shuttle from DC to New York and meet him at noon in his Manhattan office.
Donald told me he couldn’t meet because he was leaving for Atlantic City with a group of his executives by helicopter. I convinced him to wait for me, sending the executives on ahead and having the chopper return to pick up Trump and bring him to Atlantic City later.
Shortly after I was ushered into Donald’s office, his ashen-faced assistant Norma Foederer told Donald that New Jersey State Police Superintendent Clint Pagano was on the phone. Trump put him on the speaker. “I’m sorry to say that the helicopter your company chartered crashed in the pinelands and everyone aboard was killed.” “Are you certain?” Trump asked. “One hundred percent,” said the veteran cop.
Kek has been working his ways for a long time.
post em'
/fa/ggots aren't people, they're things you kill.
Submit, we are the normal now. Time to accept that.
What do we do about the cirno shitposting, avatarfag, ban-evading, script using faggot?
BAHAHAHAHA MELINIA ON SUICIDE WATCH DRUMFPKINS HOW WILL /PTG/ EVER RECOVER
>wake up
>trump still president
>sessions still ag
feelsgoodman.jpg
Save yourself.
Also pay for second wall.
>not Black Rifle Coffee
Dropped
Can someone explain what this "#NowThey'reDeportingHer" hashtag on Twitter is about?
KEK BLOWN OUT
HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER
That cirnoposting faggot needs to be killed.
go to his house and rape him to death
will joe be joe
>nothing will ever be named after you
>mommy drops me off at Elijah King Washington High School
>a bunch of dirty spics in my class were playing varsity soccer outside, the paco midfielder shot the ball so hard it landed right on my face
>smellydumbbeanerscum.jpg
>one of them walks up to me and apologizes
>"sh-shore thing, we’re cool" (I am crying inside)
>shrug it off, remember that eventually Trump will deport their asses back to Taco country
>start thinking of ways of forming based right wing death squads to get my revenge on those taco niggers
>as I walk up the hallway feeling proud of my European heritage and my dignity restored, I notice Stacey at her locker wearing her qt cheerleader outfit
>nowismychance.gif
>suddenly, some dirty filthy nigger ape quarterback walks up to her and slaps her bottom
>"Ugh! Jamal! You’re embarrassing me!"
>she eventually laughs it off and kisses that subhuman on his big red monkey lips, unbelievable
>I even heard that dirty slutty coal burner whisper to her ape man "that loser user is still staring at me"
>I walk away to my class, holding back my tears, reminding myself that Hillary lost and we won
>letastyliberaltearsmeme.mp3
""muslim"" ban
he didn't ban saudi arabia
Donald "cuck" Trump
did you get this garbage from that paki's thread the other night?
That isn't this board, smart guy. You can stop posting it already.
Just report him for spam.
Just wait until he has taken Frog Lord's name in vain one too many times.
He shall die from a stroke kekshallah
2 kikes a muslim and a whore
sorry im an ohio fag and that is the best we can get
Those gets have no power here
How does everyone like their coffee? I like mine dark.
nuke lebanon
save the world from the jews
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
You see this pyramid?
Just what could possibly stand up to THIS immense level of autism.
Just...nothing.
>I’ve decided to take up philosophy, since all my years on the internet debating people placed me in a high intellectual standing, superior to your average Joe
>the teacher turns out to be a braindead libtard, I could tell that by the way he refers to the God Emperor
>todays chapter is religion, I remember that I stopped being an atheist because atheism is for lefty fedora neckbeard cucks, which I am not btw
>deusvult.png
>the teacher, being a literal liberal cuck, starts going on and on at how religion is divisive bullshit and shit like that
>I lash out, dropping the ultimate redpill, and saying Christianity is the one true religion, and how Islam and multiculturalism are ruining the West
>some Muslim goat-fucking heathens in my class were clearly not happy about that and started complaining to the teacher like the SJW CTR retards they were
>the teacher kicks me out of the class, like the Antifa cuck shill he was
How would Trump fare as a president if he had to go to war with the emus?
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What's the point anymore?
>Responding to a spamming faggot
You are worse than him.
QUICK POST RARE PEPES
That stuff gets so shitty cause it's open to air for so long. Get a pound at a time and store in glass.
Doubledubbs confirm. You have to do it now,
PMURTKINS BTFO!! WHITEY BTFO HAHA
>Nonononon, that's him! I remember that tripfag, he even posted selfies while boarding the plane, saying 'goodbye' to all his internet friends lol
Yep. I remember that bit now.
He skipped town and disappeared down south after going to the cops and ratting out Scarsella literally the day after it all happened before Scarsella even had the time to get home, because despite allegedly being in the marines (I think he either washed out, or got discharged half way through), he's a massive fucking coward and he was frightened that someone was going to get him.
some fat beaner whale who was caught for identity theft back in 09 was caught and not deported so now they caught her again still here illegally so now ICE is sending her back and 12-15 other beaners are making autistic screeching noise
Here's a clown with a pepe
>88
>99
I think he is British, which would be a bit of a challenge in getting to him for me.
>Retarded illegal alien spicy whore who Fakes identity to get in US gets deported by ICE
>Her 7 relatives + white guilt liberals think they can magically roadblock them
>7 amigos get Attestes
>Obligatory twitter virtue signaling hashtag
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>go home, filled with sense of pride, sing national anthem, as mommy fries me up a quarter pounder Angus Prime steak in bacon-dipped Crisco lard (redpilled american cuisine, mind you) and a large Soda (not mtn dew, that shit is for fedora neckbeard cucks)
>after a copious feast I joyfully climb my StairlevatorTM to my room
>go to Sup Forums, ready to share my heroic tale with my fellow white brethren
>thread only gets 5 replies so I switch to /ptg/, ready to save up some rare PePes (my favorite meme) to share on r/The_Donald
>spend next 2 hours checking and noticing some nice digits, some dude even got quads! Shadilay! Praise kek!
>letthegoodtimesroll.jpeg
>log on to Twitter account "MAGA Green Frog" to troll some anti-Trump celebs and other libtard SJWs
>like Trump’s tweet on how climate change is total bullshit. That’s so true! (Reminder that believing in climate change is blue pilled and retarded communist propaganda)
>search up pics of redpilled sexy e-celebs like Lauren Southern
>pull out my 4 inch monster BWC and start stroking while panting like a virile alpha male gorilla ready to reproduce
>fap 4 times in a row until blood starts shooting out of my peepee eventually (it’s a reward system I came up with after an impressive 2-day NoFap session because fapping everyday turns you into a cuck)
>vargstopmasturbating.jpeg
>tired, I lay in my bed
>I voluptuously reminisce of all the glorious exploits I’ve had today
>my eyes start batting, I’m getting sleepier
>1488, gas the kikes, seig heil, brothers!
>fall asleep
>flag
10/10 ausbro
would read again
That reminds me that I need to order more.
trust no thot
Then, I dunno, tell Trump to nuke the UK or smth
MAFIA DON!
I like mine in the form of a Frappuccino. Vanilla bean please.
>Non Sup Forums get
>relevant
Guess I'll be pirating Trailer Park Boys from now on.
This guy gets it
i like horse pussy. hasbro turned me into a zoophile.
can i get an ID on the right
This is the Women's March newest plan.
>Implying I haven't gone years without a woman already
is this the end of kek?? ;_;
kill yourself
man that shitty symbol ((They)) made up for this fake controlled oppo ideology is really unaesthetic as fuck
underrated MAGA girl tbqh
eh for 4 bucks a can, and its all gone in 2 or 3 days its fine by me. i got some old coffee storage container my mom gave me from the 80s that has a small squeeze pump that sucks the air out so it stays fresh longer. other than that its not bad
Where do anons check for economic advices, generally speaking?
I mean, websites, information regarding different countries and so forth.
Get one of these. It's so much more practical and makes better coffee.
>oh hey user I didn't see you ther-
*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*
>hehe sorry I had subway before this trump rally
*grunts*
*PFFFFFFFT* *BRRRRR* *BRRRT*
>y-you can smell I don't mind
*PLLLLLLLLLLRT*
Just ignore and report the /fa/ggot
SOMEONE'S GOT TO RAPE THESE BITCHES
I can't decide between brapposting or muh diking.
Don't distribute this too much
Shirty green text, I'm ashamed to say but I read most of it.
It's not personal its business
How about you stop responding to a spamming faggot, shithead?
My gf loves frapps. Too sweet for my liking, but to each their own I guess
amazon link for the grinder?
also where da fuck do I buy a cool ceramic mug?
these are my favorite beans
I don't know about breeding, but cucking Jamal is fine by me.
That's from Roger Stone's new book
Goes on to say
>This was the point at which I realized Trump had been put on Earth for this larger purpose.
>This was the point at which I realized he would be President.
cute Cute CUTE
>Trump: You know the old saying "its not personal, it's just business"
>Interviewer: That's a mafia saying
>Trump: Thats alright
Trump is such a fucking gangster
sorry
It's just that richard spencer meme is so obviously controlled oppo
y-you t-t-too
ATTENTION
HARD SHILLCON 3
INCITEMENTS TO VIOLENCE, SPAMMING, SAMEFAGGING, ETC
ANYONE GOT SOME GOOD ISIS WEBMS?
22 minutes until /ourjoe/ goes full joe on Sessions
Mar-a-Lago is such a comfy place. I would've got out of NY a long time ago I was him.
There's only one brand of coffee /ptg/ drinks
this can't be real.
Is that plastic or glass?
Do guys like them? I don't know any guys who like them.
Is this real?
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I'm not part of the Joe crew what's his stand on Sessions?
haha nice me me p.s. i didn't read your gay shit
um...
those two cucks are some fucking vultures