Land of the free

> highest number of laws in the world
> highest cost of living in the world
> highest prison population in the world
> largest politically correct culture in the world
> second highest population of paranoid citizens (n Korea number 1)
> can't fly without being sexually assaulted.
> government can kidnap and hold you indefinitely
> fbi visit your home for political posts on social media
> have to get body search to enter school
> all Internet activity is logged
> veterans declared mentally un stable so they can't keep weapons
> warrantless searches
> secret court
> can't buy alcohol after certain time
> can't cross street without a crossing light
> can't pay for sexual services
> can't smoke indoors
> can't collect your own rain water
> need permit to hunt
> need permit to fish
> illegal to sleep outside in city
> can't flirt for fear of rape

What do you mean free? Free to shart?

don't forget
>can't keep your foreskin

They are also free to get a cholera vaccination

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JUST FUCKING STOP IT

These are hitting way too close to home, you just don't get it. Just leave us alone, we like it the way it is.

You can shoot black people, say they attacked you and you won't be punished. Literally best country.

usa btfo

This. Niggers btfo

why are Americans ok with shitting themselves in public?

I've spoken to 8 different Americans and they've all tried to defend it

One of them even called it a "Patriot Stain" he said "if you don't gots one at the end of the day you ain'ts been shoppin' enough!"

Is it the capitalist "go-getter" lifestyle that means Americans simply have no time to use a public toilet?

I don't mean to offend or rile you up, but to start a dialog so we can discuss this wide spread phenomena.

>> need permit to hunt
>> need permit to fish
Fishing is a constitutional right in my state and has a one-time $200 fee to get a lifetime license.

This man said he's been shopping non stop for 8 hours

when asked why he said "a runny butt keeps the stock market up!!"

by avoiding public toilets and modern taboos about sanitation & cleanliness the American can out-shop all other people, thus their economy is the best in the world

Look at this man - he stands proud displaying his Patriot Stain to others.

"he must have worked hard to get that!" they tell their children

"good job!!" they say to him as they pat him on the back

Ya foreal. this country sucks. Don't come here

This man is a veteran - he is a respected member of American society

His stain is both practical & symbolic:
1-to save time while shopping
2-he is displaying the blood shed by his fellow veterans that died to allow him the Freedom to shit himself in public

It's funny, the woman closest to the camera is most likely an actual legitimate user - the first I've ever seen.

Women celebrating American Freedom by displaying their Patriot Stains

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>largest politically correct culture in the world
This is obviously wrong when we elected trump and europeon countries won't even allow trump to land in their countries.

>Do you think I'll ever have a Patriot Stain as smelly as yours, Granpappy?

>One day, Billy, one day...

an American elder is seen here passing down this tradition to his grandson

>the Shart in Mart meme is real
holy shit

//ourguy//

I've shit myself in public a buncha times. Sometimes you just think you need to fart, and it turns out you have crazy diarrhea instead. Last time it happened to me was after eating a bag of these really spicy chips from Mexico.

I've also straight up taken a shit outside before a bunch of times. In the bushes of course though. Used leaves to wipe. And I pee in public on a weekly basis at least. I dunno. Never got caught, and it's normal in my country (Russian, not Indian) so whatever.

kys disgusting nigger.

ENOUUUUUUUGHT PLEASE AMERICUNT

You first you disgusting dutchman. At least we Russians are nationalistic and love our people and our country.

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is that all you got?

>Used leaves to wipe.
/subtle/

This. I hope none of you faggots come here.

I used to work at Bojangles in the south, and one day this grumpy, smelly, hillbilly man lumbered in. His putrid stench hit me like a brick wall as soon as he opened the door.
My eyes watered from the overwhelming shitsmell as I took his order behind the counter. He was scraggly as fuck, wearing ripped overalls too. Looked completely homeless.
When he turned to leave I noticed a massive shit stain in the seat of his pants. Ill be damned if he didnt drive away alone in a super expensive, souped up truck.
The smell lingered long after his departure. Had to bleach the counter to get rid of it. People down here are just ridiculous.

>can't shit without having to use your bare hand to wipe your ass

Haha shart mart how will usa even recover

Those /k/ommandos tried it and got locked up.

Does anyone know how long they got?

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Wasn't it three years or something? Or am getting that confusing that with a different case.

Some of that may be true,
in the end this one fact is too:
you still can't poo in loo.

>helo white woman
>plz may i sniff ur panty
>will u marry me
>u have sexy breat and buttock
>show more plz respond on skype
>ur my goddess and my cow
>will u poo in my mouth?
>plz txt me back
>HELLO?
>HELLO?
>HELLO?
>pratha waits here to love you

>largest politically correct culture in the world
don't be so sure

>do milk

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Guess that means that in order to be a free nation you need the following prerequisites:

> highest number of laws in the world
> highest cost of living in the world
> highest prison population in the world
> largest politically correct culture in the world
> second highest population of paranoid citizens (n Korea number 1)
> can't fly without being sexually assaulted.
> government can kidnap and hold you indefinitely
> fbi visit your home for political posts on social media
> have to get body search to enter school
> all Internet activity is logged
> veterans declared mentally un stable so they can't keep weapons
> warrantless searches
> secret court
> can't buy alcohol after certain time
> can't cross street without a crossing light
> can't pay for sexual services
> can't smoke indoors
> can't collect your own rain water
> need permit to hunt
> need permit to fish
> illegal to sleep outside in city
> can't flirt for fear of rape

>u such beautiful womans
>i want to reach out and touch your sex
>plz make baby with me

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poo

what got them locked up was the video they made beforehand advertising their intent.
They got like 5 years.
They'll be out in 2.

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>open ur cloth

Lost it

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Hopefully they come back to tell us their prison rape stories when they get out

I remember watching a video of a Murican that lives in Serbia. He was basically going across some bridge with a bottle of beer in his hand (we don't need to cover alcohol bottles here) and ranting about retarded laws in America, you can't do this you can't do that, etc. He was like "I just passed a couple of police officers, they didn't give a shit, America is not the land of the free, that's bullshit". It really pathetic how something so small (carrying a bottle of beer for everyone to see) gave him so much joy, but seriously, burgers have gorillion laws for every stupid shit, it's insane.

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>r u virgin?
>do u have pussY

It's*

freedom ain't free son

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Wal-mart, every time. We really need to ban that place.

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>Autist vs poo in loo: the neverending battle

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thx

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you're welcome

do you want uggs and ipad?

>highest cost of living in the world
That's Bermuda.

wrong you autist

best country dont have niggers at all

>australia is making fun of us again

Ahww c'mon mate I'm playing both sides here.

Poo makes the same thread over and over. Sad really, but hey only 13 years and you will be a superpower right?

saved

now remove panty plz

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OH GOD HAHAHAHHA

FIRST WORLD COUNTRY

good shitpost brother. this should put those weak american dogs in their place.

Like a pro.

schlagerschmeichelei

LITERALLY AMERISHARTS

jesus fucking christ this one got me

Could be worse, they could live in india

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You like it the way it is?...
Proves the point

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Fucking pay to live

how the fuck is there over a billion poos if this is the way they "flirt", they're literally like monkeys at this point

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You may have just answered your own question.

1,000 monkeys working 1,000 typewriters and all that. One of them is bound to bag a white girl eventually.

>free to shart
That's for indus

>patriot stain
thats funny

Sam hyde????

>I HAVE A TOP SECRET TEAM OF ASSASSIN ONLY WEARING FLIP FLOPS ALL AROUND THE WORD
First thing that came to mind

India making fun of America is like an ugly guy making fun of a handsome guy, despite the handsome guy still getting all the girls

>implying having laws makes you any less "free"
go read some philosophy and stop shitting on the street
every time i see an indian i whisper "poo-in-loo" un-evolved ape.

They can't because cost of healthcare in usa is too high for them to afford