> highest number of laws in the world > highest cost of living in the world > highest prison population in the world > largest politically correct culture in the world > second highest population of paranoid citizens (n Korea number 1) > can't fly without being sexually assaulted. > government can kidnap and hold you indefinitely > fbi visit your home for political posts on social media > have to get body search to enter school > all Internet activity is logged > veterans declared mentally un stable so they can't keep weapons > warrantless searches > secret court > can't buy alcohol after certain time > can't cross street without a crossing light > can't pay for sexual services > can't smoke indoors > can't collect your own rain water > need permit to hunt > need permit to fish > illegal to sleep outside in city > can't flirt for fear of rape
What do you mean free? Free to shart?
Oliver Johnson
don't forget >can't keep your foreskin
Jackson Harris
They are also free to get a cholera vaccination
Matthew Watson
P O O I N L O O O O I N L O O
Michael Davis
INDIA
JUST FUCKING STOP IT
These are hitting way too close to home, you just don't get it. Just leave us alone, we like it the way it is.
Jayden Reed
You can shoot black people, say they attacked you and you won't be punished. Literally best country.
Daniel Gomez
usa btfo
Carson Johnson
This. Niggers btfo
Asher Cruz
why are Americans ok with shitting themselves in public?
I've spoken to 8 different Americans and they've all tried to defend it
One of them even called it a "Patriot Stain" he said "if you don't gots one at the end of the day you ain'ts been shoppin' enough!"
Is it the capitalist "go-getter" lifestyle that means Americans simply have no time to use a public toilet?
I don't mean to offend or rile you up, but to start a dialog so we can discuss this wide spread phenomena.
Jeremiah Scott
>> need permit to hunt >> need permit to fish Fishing is a constitutional right in my state and has a one-time $200 fee to get a lifetime license.
Jayden Davis
This man said he's been shopping non stop for 8 hours
when asked why he said "a runny butt keeps the stock market up!!"
by avoiding public toilets and modern taboos about sanitation & cleanliness the American can out-shop all other people, thus their economy is the best in the world
Nolan Anderson
Look at this man - he stands proud displaying his Patriot Stain to others.
"he must have worked hard to get that!" they tell their children
"good job!!" they say to him as they pat him on the back
Elijah Rivera
Ya foreal. this country sucks. Don't come here
Wyatt Powell
This man is a veteran - he is a respected member of American society
His stain is both practical & symbolic: 1-to save time while shopping 2-he is displaying the blood shed by his fellow veterans that died to allow him the Freedom to shit himself in public
Caleb Johnson
It's funny, the woman closest to the camera is most likely an actual legitimate user - the first I've ever seen.
Jaxson King
Women celebrating American Freedom by displaying their Patriot Stains
Adam Wilson
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Eli Williams
>largest politically correct culture in the world This is obviously wrong when we elected trump and europeon countries won't even allow trump to land in their countries.
Nathan Walker
>Do you think I'll ever have a Patriot Stain as smelly as yours, Granpappy?
>One day, Billy, one day...
an American elder is seen here passing down this tradition to his grandson
Blake Ortiz
>the Shart in Mart meme is real holy shit
Dominic Adams
//ourguy//
William Parker
I've shit myself in public a buncha times. Sometimes you just think you need to fart, and it turns out you have crazy diarrhea instead. Last time it happened to me was after eating a bag of these really spicy chips from Mexico.
I've also straight up taken a shit outside before a bunch of times. In the bushes of course though. Used leaves to wipe. And I pee in public on a weekly basis at least. I dunno. Never got caught, and it's normal in my country (Russian, not Indian) so whatever.
Luke Sanchez
kys disgusting nigger.
Daniel Smith
ENOUUUUUUUGHT PLEASE AMERICUNT
Lucas Ortiz
You first you disgusting dutchman. At least we Russians are nationalistic and love our people and our country.
Ian Bell
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Blake Russell
I N D I A
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Justin Thomas
is that all you got?
Juan Young
>Used leaves to wipe. /subtle/
Ethan Russell
This. I hope none of you faggots come here.
Ryder Green
I used to work at Bojangles in the south, and one day this grumpy, smelly, hillbilly man lumbered in. His putrid stench hit me like a brick wall as soon as he opened the door. My eyes watered from the overwhelming shitsmell as I took his order behind the counter. He was scraggly as fuck, wearing ripped overalls too. Looked completely homeless. When he turned to leave I noticed a massive shit stain in the seat of his pants. Ill be damned if he didnt drive away alone in a super expensive, souped up truck. The smell lingered long after his departure. Had to bleach the counter to get rid of it. People down here are just ridiculous.
Juan Adams
>can't shit without having to use your bare hand to wipe your ass
Jace Lewis
Haha shart mart how will usa even recover
Jose Robinson
Those /k/ommandos tried it and got locked up.
Does anyone know how long they got?
Brody Walker
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Logan Diaz
Wasn't it three years or something? Or am getting that confusing that with a different case.
Andrew Perry
Some of that may be true, in the end this one fact is too: you still can't poo in loo.
Jackson Lopez
>helo white woman >plz may i sniff ur panty >will u marry me >u have sexy breat and buttock >show more plz respond on skype >ur my goddess and my cow >will u poo in my mouth? >plz txt me back >HELLO? >HELLO? >HELLO? >pratha waits here to love you
Nathan Davis
>largest politically correct culture in the world don't be so sure
Lincoln Gutierrez
>do milk
Xavier Peterson
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Caleb Rodriguez
Guess that means that in order to be a free nation you need the following prerequisites:
> highest number of laws in the world > highest cost of living in the world > highest prison population in the world > largest politically correct culture in the world > second highest population of paranoid citizens (n Korea number 1) > can't fly without being sexually assaulted. > government can kidnap and hold you indefinitely > fbi visit your home for political posts on social media > have to get body search to enter school > all Internet activity is logged > veterans declared mentally un stable so they can't keep weapons > warrantless searches > secret court > can't buy alcohol after certain time > can't cross street without a crossing light > can't pay for sexual services > can't smoke indoors > can't collect your own rain water > need permit to hunt > need permit to fish > illegal to sleep outside in city > can't flirt for fear of rape
Connor Phillips
>u such beautiful womans >i want to reach out and touch your sex >plz make baby with me
Evan Rivera
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Justin Cruz
poo
Wyatt Jackson
what got them locked up was the video they made beforehand advertising their intent. They got like 5 years. They'll be out in 2.
Christian Ward
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Austin Rogers
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Mason Reed
>open ur cloth
Lost it
Jordan Powell
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Joseph Rivera
Hopefully they come back to tell us their prison rape stories when they get out
Cooper Morris
I remember watching a video of a Murican that lives in Serbia. He was basically going across some bridge with a bottle of beer in his hand (we don't need to cover alcohol bottles here) and ranting about retarded laws in America, you can't do this you can't do that, etc. He was like "I just passed a couple of police officers, they didn't give a shit, America is not the land of the free, that's bullshit". It really pathetic how something so small (carrying a bottle of beer for everyone to see) gave him so much joy, but seriously, burgers have gorillion laws for every stupid shit, it's insane.
Brody Williams
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Leo Allen
>r u virgin? >do u have pussY
Chase King
It's*
Isaac Martin
freedom ain't free son
Luke Nguyen
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Grayson Gonzalez
Wal-mart, every time. We really need to ban that place.
Xavier Brooks
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Owen Murphy
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Ethan Myers
>Autist vs poo in loo: the neverending battle
Aaron Gutierrez
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Jacob Bennett
thx
Andrew Powell
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Michael Foster
you're welcome
do you want uggs and ipad?
Jaxon Morales
>highest cost of living in the world That's Bermuda.
Tyler Davis
wrong you autist
best country dont have niggers at all
Henry Wood
>australia is making fun of us again
Chase Hughes
Ahww c'mon mate I'm playing both sides here.
Thomas Perez
Poo makes the same thread over and over. Sad really, but hey only 13 years and you will be a superpower right?
Jason Wilson
saved
now remove panty plz
Blake Hall
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Isaac James
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Gavin Nelson
OH GOD HAHAHAHHA
FIRST WORLD COUNTRY
Thomas King
good shitpost brother. this should put those weak american dogs in their place.
Charles Scott
Like a pro.
Ryan Harris
schlagerschmeichelei
Zachary Williams
LITERALLY AMERISHARTS
Kayden Campbell
jesus fucking christ this one got me
Elijah Wood
Could be worse, they could live in india
Xavier Fisher
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Caleb Bennett
You like it the way it is?... Proves the point
Adrian Sanchez
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Owen Jackson
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Camden King
Fucking pay to live
Dylan Lewis
how the fuck is there over a billion poos if this is the way they "flirt", they're literally like monkeys at this point
Isaiah Kelly
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Thomas Parker
You may have just answered your own question.
1,000 monkeys working 1,000 typewriters and all that. One of them is bound to bag a white girl eventually.
Alexander Mitchell
>free to shart That's for indus
Jose Russell
>patriot stain thats funny
Lincoln Price
Sam hyde????
Nicholas Martinez
>I HAVE A TOP SECRET TEAM OF ASSASSIN ONLY WEARING FLIP FLOPS ALL AROUND THE WORD First thing that came to mind
Dylan Parker
India making fun of America is like an ugly guy making fun of a handsome guy, despite the handsome guy still getting all the girls
Carson Ward
>implying having laws makes you any less "free" go read some philosophy and stop shitting on the street every time i see an indian i whisper "poo-in-loo" un-evolved ape.
Samuel Ramirez
They can't because cost of healthcare in usa is too high for them to afford