WAKE ME UP INSIDE (CAN'T WAKE UP)

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why is this happening?

Twitter censoring half their userbase.

>10%

WTF happened?

damn nigga time to buy

as much as I loathe twitter they are a bedbug in comparison to the unholy roach infestation known as kikebook

single digits by the end of the year
unlike my post

FREE FALLING (FALLING NOW I'M) FREE FALLING

>12.3 Billion dollar market cap

HOW??? They're losing so much money

That cant be real

ONLY SHOOTING STARSSSSSS, BREAK THE MO-OOOLD.

*Whistling*

Would it be a good idea to buy stocks in these companies that keep getting boycotted by patriots so when everybody forgets how stupid the CEOs acted it goes back up?

is smashmouth lead still butthurt about this?

YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO. YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW.

Time to get to work on Netflix and remind everyone about Starbucks.

They have a userbase, but are too retarded to make money off of it.

i'm only scared of two things
God and bedbugs, user
Roaches don't bite and suck blood

>November 10th, 2016
>COO quits
That seems rather suspicious

MOVE IN NOW MOVE OUT (HANDS UP NOW HANDS NOW)

BACK UP BACK UP

TELL ME WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW

KEEP ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING.

Down to 16.55 and going. What did they do?

I know they censor but did they crackdown hard or something?

>They have a userbase, but are too retarded to make money off of it.

sounds familiar

WHY CAN'T WE SUPRESS WHITE PEOPLE AND FREE SPEECH!? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

-Twitter

TWITTER NO!

KEK WILLS IT

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Where will god emperor go when twitter dies off?

Holy fuck Sup Forums is retarded.
TWTR reported earnings this morning and gave abysmal guidance for future earnings.
>t. Finance goy

Reddit

People saying its crashing because of censorship are retarded its crashing because twitter missed its revenue announcement

It's most likely better if he just stops shitposting.

It's not like he needs to address these liberal drones anymore. Just close the doors and crush them with laws.

>twitter's stock dropping because of bad financials
>Sup Forums celebrating because we hate twitter
>"Holy fuck Sup Forums is retarded for wanting something they hate to take a financial hit"

Are you retarded?

>t. Twitter CEO

fixed that for you Mr. Shekelburg

t. Your faithful poo in the loo employee

Uh oh, the House of Saud will have to invest more.

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Hopefully the whole tech bubble will pop again. I'm sick of this "startup" culture. Twitter hasn't made a penny in profit since it was created.

Are they selling their user information to ad companies?

Twitter decided to become a political platform and most normies are aware of that. People even complain that Facebook is too political. But twitter has a reputation of being 100% politics all the time. Besides hip hop there is no other reason to be on twitter

SELL SELL SELL!!!

You have to be an idiot to put your real information in twitter

I don't know how they failed so badly at monetizing it.
They still see what your account is viewing

I know that, but I'm wondering how are they not making money if they have large user base and are selling their information.

More proof that Silicuck Valley faggots might be creative, but they make terrible CEOs. Steve Jobs was an exception (which is why he is so legendary).

Twitter should have had a record year because of the election. Jack is a faggot shill that should resign in disgrace because he doesn't know how to run a fucking company. Twitter needs a Jack Welch, not a faggot cuck Jack Dorsey.

We Are proud to stand with Leslie Jones

What about bitcoin, why is it diving so deep RIGHT NOW?

Sup Forums

This makes me happy.

Because they were massively overpriced and they don't fucking MAKE anything.

Crawling in my skin

100% sure that Trump is the only thing keeping twitter afloat.

Because all the pedos are going bye bye soon

Chinese are up to something..

>Holy fuck Sup Forums is retarded

He was clearly talking about all the people spouting bullshit about the drop being anything to do with it's censorship

I really want to have sex with that woman but i do dread when you pull down her pants and thong to hit it doggy and you get that whaft of ass. Kills the mood. All i can think of... Why am i like this.

Wait.


Why not both?

>no chance of making money
>censors users
>trump will definitely try and sink them later when they go too far
>this is a good investment.jpg

>dat straight down line
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

ALL WE DO
CRUMBLES TO THE GROUND THOUGH WE REFUSE TO SEE

Maybe if they didn't censor people responding to the most powerful man in the world they would have something going there

Because you and me are perverted

Its gone up in the last year, since they started censoring hard.

Invest in alternatives.

Earnings report came out today and they tanked.
Leadership provided a clueless response, showing they don't know what the fuck they're doing.

Twitter's stock is tanking after the company warned its revenue growth would continue to 'lag' its recent spike in users

Investing in twitter is literally just investing in niggers.

>Twitter is now censoring "low quality" content

Pretty much every one of my tweets is low quality desu

For all the bad rap tumblr gets because of SJW's and tumblrinas, it's pretty nice for artwork and porn

...

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Their stock is down because they missed earnings

The CIA decided that twitter is creating too much political tension in the US so it's useless as a propaganda tool.

They pulled their funding. Twitter will go bye bye.

>OY VEY DAVID SELL MY TWITTER STOCKS NOW YOU SCHMUCK

>over 5 days

God twitter is a sack of shit they censor the fuck out of anyone with right wing views.

They have to charge users 10 dollars for every tweet that the community down-votes as the stupidest or poorest quality tweet, that potentially harms the fabric of social consciousness

HA HA HA FUCK SOROS AND THE REST OF THE BRAINWASHERS

>bet against any sjw driven corporation
Never fails in the long run.

Tumblr is a double edged sword like any media, it has both good and bad, problem is that the bad heavily invalidates the good.

Post this everywhere while pretending to be shareholders.
#fire@jacknow!

> Twitter going anywhere
> Twitter making money

Neither of these things will ever happen. Too useful as a military tool, as ISISbros and the like tweet away all their plans and locations.

It's an absolute goldmine of marketing data and it still doesn't work... seems hard to believe really. I mean, youtube financially works amirite?

gab.ai

partially yes. But it's a google sub-company now so Google can patch the potential losses from other profit sources.

Twitter on the other hand...

We can drop it moar. List of right wing accounts that are going to be shadow banned soon. I have more aswell, got it from an insider

Who did they ban now?

this desu

YouTube forces video adds in front of like every video now. Shits disgusting. Twitter doesn't have that luxury, although they sneak in video adds rarely, they mostly have to rely on paid tweets nobody ever reads.

Pretty much, you're on to it. I always see those fuck heads threatening people and their accounts never get shut down.

We.... We can be perverted together if you want.

>he doesn't enjoy bending over a woman and catching a slight whiff of pussy and shit

Yeah that makes more sense. Good riddance

ITS THE ONLY PART I CANT GET OVER WITH THIS ONE SPECIFIC IMAGE FOR SOME REASON ALSO IF I FUCKED A GUY I WOULD STILL SMELL ASS WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL AND WHO WOULD PASS YOU. CAPS LOCKS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

you might be gay, user

Thank you.

Some people clean their ass.

nice Web 1.8 Bubble burst incoming.
Sell now and buy Rubel

hey you gotta feel at least a little bad for Twitter

Sell sell sell

RIP JACK DORSEY

if this is legit we need to get this out there

Lets make it worse, shall we Sup Forums? We should start a campaign demanding Trump (either his normal twitter or POTUS, or both) be banned from Twitter. Make it a "He leaves or we do" thing. Have normies jump on the bandwagon. And when Twitter doesn't ban him (he is the fucking president) let the SJWs go rampant.

Also
>Anonymous twitter employee comes out
>Says Trump recently changed his password to a nuclear launch code
>"Sources close to Trump say he believes this will make his account more secure"

retarded I know but is it retarded enough for retards to believe?

>shadow banned
is this actually a thing on twitter? i haven't used it in about 5 years