Caught browsing Sup Forums at work

> director comes by cubicle
> "Hey officebro did you get the email"
> "What email?" I respond
> go to click outlook pin
> accidentally click firefox pin
> Sup Forums pops up
> director sees all threads natsoc/trump
> /blackinstine/jewhate/rapefugees etc. etc
> director says "uhh... I'll come by later"
> walks away...
> Am I screwed? Survived 6 rounds of previous layoffs
> note job pays 100+ was suppose to go to
> Walnut creek, California later this year for business
> how fuk'd am I?

>pays 100+
>browses pol

liar or moron?

He won't be back. First he'll contact HR, they'll contact IT to get your usage record, then security will be by to escort you out. Best you start packing your shit up now. I've seen this happen. They don't give you much time. If you ever find work again, don't use a work computer to browse Sup Forums.

Say it's a weird virus

Pretty fuck leaf bro.

Every workplace with 20+ employes has a HR stazi officer looking for any wrong-think. (especially political wrong-think)
>OP is screwed.

Probably moron.
Not everyone who browses Sup Forums is a poorfag

This.
You're fucked.

Next time, either don't browse Sup Forums or use an SSH tunnel on port 443 and use Firefox Portable with Minimize to Tray (F9 to minimize, minimizes to tray icon instead of taskbar) and replace the Firefox Icon with the Windows Action Center icon.

Oh, and arrange your desk so a corner of your screen is obscured unless someone is directly behind you and only use the browser in that corner.

This way even if someone DOES suspect you, IT will only be able to see that you are connecting to an IP off site with encrypted data on port 443, which has a 99% chance of being used for their telework systems and any other encrypted off site business.

It's plausibly deniable.

This is a NSFW board OP.

Why didn't you use your phone to browse instead?

Oh the joys of owning your own business. Could never go back to corporate world ever again.

>be me
>be 22
>get job at office. Pays wel
>job starts and only have like 10 minutes of work a day
>start a new runescape account
>two weeks later
>level 111
>one day
>runescape stops working because of DNS issues
>theyknow.jpg

It's been like 8 months since.

you were supposed to go to walnut creek?

you were already fuk'd

m8 browsing runescape is a bit different than looking up nazis and #killallmuslims in meatspace.

>browsing Sup Forums on your work computer
>not on your phone

You're stupid and about to get laid off.

>supposed to go to walnut creek, CA

Look at it this way, if you do in fact get laid off you dodged a bullet

what kind of dumb fag plays fucking runescape.

Tell him youre the Hacker known as Sup Forums

My work pc will not allow me to browse Sup Forums

t. Lowell MA

>tfw my boss is a trump supporter who hates muslims

>not using 4chanx to remove all images

I shiggy diggy.

I browse Sup Forums on front of niggers so while we're talking about how we're going to do a project and I'm literally reading pizzagate threads.

This.
Just bot it if you like the quests the overal game is trash though

That's Canada, not America.

More like
>doing ANYTHING recreational on your work computer

Well, they don't specificly browse pol, but my company is full blown nazi sympathisers with regular donations in various forms to diffrent local and global nazi organisations. One would think this would be a deterance to buisness but apparantly our most lucrative buisness partners are Israely nazis who hate jews and ZOG, go figure.

Lucky motherfucker. Where do you work?

>at work
>post on Sup Forums all day
>the porn boards are individually blocked, but the Sup Forums, /vg/, /tg/ and Sup Forums boards are not
>I can also look at the World of Warcraft site but all archive sites are blocked

I assume I operate under a benevolent but capricious network admin

I work corporate and make 100k a year also. Corporate jobs pay well.


You're fine OP. People browse way worse shit at work than that. We had this old dude who would sit in his cubicle, back facing a populated and high-traffic area and he would literally watch porn on his god damn cell phone every single day and corporate still didn't fire his ass, he actually quit this cushy ass job.

I go for the retard option.
No sane user would browse Sup Forums outside of their lairs.

The quests are the worst part.

tfw posting right from work

good feels

The IP isn't encrypted, they can easily lookup the IPs to see where the lead

>OP is fucked

Assuming this isn't bait, why would they care if you do a good job and behave normally otherwise ?

>earn 6 figures
>browse Sup Forums at work
>dumb enough to have no system to prevent showing power level accidentally

That's the problem with this country - even when one is well paid they slack off.

You deserve whatever you get. I'm sure they have your entire internet history logged somewhere as well. Should have RDP'd into your home machine and move the icon so far away from anything else on your taskbar that a misclick wouldn't be possible.

>tfw IT Administrator for small company
>browse Sup Forums erryday and play browser games

its nice, would recommend

Theyre called the ashkeNAZI for a reason user

>tfw manage a web development shop
>browsing Sup Forums this very minute as I upload a bunch of bullshit PDFs to the server

The trick is to avoid compressing them or otherwise optimizing them for web, so you can sit back for 15min while they upload

>not installing mimi mobile app for shitposting on the go

ya dun goofed

>high-traffic area and he would literally watch porn on his god damn cell phone
this

corporate culture needs to shed its archaic and despotic past and be accepting and celebrate diverse human behavior

you should be free from any fear and threats for watching porn, jacking off, farting loudly and just being the unique human bean that you are

You're in Canada, so start looking for a new job now, if you don't get fired, great, but if you are, at least you have a head start.

my work colleague used to watch live jasmine at work, whilst on sales calls kek

>Be a math major
> 300 a year starting out
>Can do anything I want
> Literally jerk off to porn while my boss watches
>i thought she was staring at me but she was staring at my degree hanging on the wall of my 37th floor corner office with 375 degree window view

Always shift+click, user. It opens a new window.

Browse NSFW on your phone you idiot

>filling out invoices
>start humming catchy nasheed from isis vids
>Mohammed from HR walks by
>puts his hand on my shoulder
>"soon brother, soon"

>finding employment
>math major
pick one

always browse incognito

1 Post by this ID

Its bait you goys

>be poly sci major
>450 a half-year starting out
>can do anything i want
>literally
>anything
>i
>want

Or just don't browse pol at work, why do you need to do it?

>accessing Sup Forums from a work computer

Even if its not Sup Forums, Sup Forums is classed as adult content and would be flagged as such on any internet filter.

The only sites you should be browsing at work, should the option be available to you, are news sites, and even then not extremist ones.

If you must browse Sup Forums or Sup Forums at work, you should do this through your mobile.

If you are not allowed to have your mobile phone out at your desk or in your hand at your place of work, then i'm sorry but you're out of luck.

Additionally, any browsing should be done in a very small window, low down on the portion of the particular screen your body blocks the view off from the manager's seating position.

Should you hear footsteps approaching, you simply click on the window behind it, and your browsing is successfully hidden.

t. someone whose department just had its workload cut by two thirds.

Sounds pretty comfy tbqh famalam.

incognito does nothing except not remember the history. that's it.

also its real easy to delete your history and the file that's its saved as

>work call center for ISP doing tech support
>boss is A+ awesome but the job is kinda shit
>HR chick is also the boss of the sales dept.
>constantly trying to get the support staff in shit like she has a firing quota to maintain
>our boss is ALWAYS on the defense for us, and HEAVY on the bants
>HR bitch will come to whine about some minor infraction and our boss will spin it around into a discussion about how many of the sales staff send sales-related calls to support staff for whatever reasons
>always ends in our boss grinning smugly and the sales honcho slinking away in defeat

fuck HR and honestly fuck every other boss I've had who didn't give a fuck about their employees.

Fuck you, optimize your shit.

depends how in demand your skills are and how pozd your boss is

are you a brain surgeon? you will get more leeway than a barista.

does your boss take the iron and or bog pill? you will get more leeway than if he was in antifa

cmon user how do you make 100k and not put 2+2 together?

>be sysadmin
>have written bash/ansible scripts to automate most of my work
>literally get paid to shitpost on Sup Forums at work
Feels good man

Chick-fil-A

>browse Sup Forums all day at work
>mfw I'm head of IT

Best job ever.

This is easy, faggot. Just say you followed a link from huffpo about some disgusting racist nazi frog, if it gets brought up. Calmly explain you didn't know the hyperlink would go to such a vile place, and that you're still in shock at the level of "deplorable" hate you witnessed.

Then come back and post results, you giant faggot.

Lots of us make more than 100k and some of us can do it from the couch

My friend majored in mathematics at university college of London. He was trained as an actuary by an insurance/investment company and was paid £5k every time he passed one of his very numerous exams. Within 3 years he had bought a house, using a 50% deposit (the total house value was £500 000) and with the shortest possible mortgage repayment time.

His company fucked up and he never signed an employment contract (they usually make you sign something to the affect of "I will work at this company for at least 3 years on completion of my actuarial training"), so as soon as he became qualified (literally the week after) he left their company and now works at a chill as fuck investment bank in the City of London, making mad bank. Short journey in from his house and casual dress code.

You're fine OP.

What kind of mathematics though? I was referring to pure math - there aren't a ton of jobs available if you follow that route through school

most actuaries major in stats or actual actuarial math

i did this shit tis comfy yo

I only do it on my phone while at work.

Pure math. Not even joking.

But he got a first from a prestigious university.

Just tell him those were popups when you were browsing /hebe/

I make 70 and browse throughout the day on my phone when things get light.

your're fucked.

All companies have a HR person who has the job of reading everyone's emails, and checking every site you visit. I found this out in a company of 50 people because the HR person had to make a rule that people were only allowed to write emails in english because that was the only language they could read.

>be CTR shill
>staring is .75/post
>can literally do WHATEVER i want
>get paid to post on Sup Forums

$100k in NY, or CA is barely lower middle class vs Midwest or pacific Northwest, where it's comfy middle class.

Cost of living, average salaries, and real estate prices dictate what category that sum falls into.

>That's the problem with this country
are you talking about US or leafland? Bitch.

wtf

>jerk off to porn while my boss watches
>she

GIV

HER

DIC

>browsing Brit pol at work.
>boss comes up behind me.
>what's that shit user?
>show him Farage memes and comrade Corbin memes.
>he laughs

nothing is stopping you from getting your peng
nothing is stopping you from studying for the actuarial exams

nothing is stopping you from getting a cfa (besides it being a piece of dogshit qualification, lols)

op here just got this email in calender....either i'm fuk'd or its info on business trip, sweating bullets right now. 6 people? Im just below director and senior manager, whose the other 4??

>Move to Australia
>Get cert 2 in security operations, costs like $600 and takes 3 weeks
>Can now work night time static security where you're paid $30 flatrate, double time on public holidays
>No one at all around, your primary responsibily is basically not to fall asleep
>Can spend every 12 hour shift just playing games and watching movies and eating, same shit you'd do at home
>Pull in nearly 7 figures if you don't mind doing this nearly every day considering it's what you'd be doing at home anyway

I legitimately don't understand why people will work shitty retail job or customer service shit instead of working static security. I cannot even comprehend a job easier than this.

Yeah, you're right. Thanks leafbro

"Russian Hacking." EZ PZ

>browsing Sup Forums at work
Do people seriously do this?

$112k last year user. We're not all poor like you.

>level 111
>two weeks

School me dude 2004 fag reporting

interviewing for an IT support center this week
>no experience

wish me luck lads

This jew is self aware. He will get gassed last.

>Im just below director and senior manager, whose the other 4

Your boss doesn't give a shit about your stupid websites. He has much bigger problems - keeping his own job, getting more work out of you lazy turds, his wife knows about his mistress, he knows about his wife's black lover, his daughter is a whore, his son is a homo drug addict, etc. Stop being so self centered.

other people on the trip?

or

hr?

are you in ontario? they cant just fire you for being a racist thats illegal but it will be hard for you to win the case

Or you know, use your phone and get a decent 3g data plan

Came here to say this.

Check OP then check the guy who responded.

be super happy and upbeat but not crazy eyes level.

make them think you are someone that they can work with, even if you arnt 100% perfect fit for hte position.

IT Support job is hella chill.

I had literally 0 exp, but have a CS degree + comptia certs. Now I literally just sit on Sup Forums all day unless somebody needs help. Also we do support for other buildings within 20 mi so I get to get off my ass and go drive for awhile sometimes

Sucks to be you.
Make $100k here in flyover country and its pretty good living.

>play the game by getting bots to play the game for you

Why not just play a game you like?
I know, quests, but seriously there has to be more.

ONLY RURAL RETARDS VOTED FOR TRUMP, CITY PEOPLE ARE WITH HER

So? I thought Canada is a free country. Browse Sup Forums on work, argue with boss how socialism sucks (he is left), watch Trump votes counting together.

this

your boss does not give a fuck about the websites you visit in your office/cubicle (as long as nobody else sees).

as long as it's nothing illegal, they give NO fucks as long as you get your work done.

>finish work
>1 pm
>watching youtube documentary
>boss comes in
>sees me with headphones in chillin back on my chair
>I say "hey whats up"
>he was letting me know about a company lunch this saturday
>he says "oh that looks interesting, is that a documentary?"
>we chat about it for awhile, he says he should get around to it
>literally NO mention of the fact that I was doing it on my work time or to stop doing it. NONE

34K last year; I browse pol a bit at work.

PICS

If i have one fetish i can always rely on, it's leggings.
Holy fuck leggings are hot.
thicc 6th grade reading teacher wore fishnets. ALL MY BONNERS

>no one understanding the meme of stem making 6 figures out of college.