Trudeau vs Trump

SHOWDOWN OF THE CENTURY IS HERE Sup Forums

place your bets on what will happen

Trump won
/thread

Canada gets invaded

Absolutely nothing, can you actually stop making fake happenings

Trudeau loses so he wins

>place your bets on what will happen
Imagine a chicken going up to confront a Tyrannosaurus resurrected from the grave.

WHAT DID KEK MEAN BY THIS?

Monday is the Day of the Rake: President Trump Edition

It's well established God hates liberals at this point.

Some stupid libacuck would be assassin is going to attempt an attack on trump but since God is obviously on our side he's going to have him miss and BTFO Leaf Cuck King.

Trudeau will probably bend the knee within five seconds and then trump will laugh at how he sits like a girl

Do I remember right trump accsed canadians exploiting us health services? He should make them pay now.

>Trudeau gets his ass whipped confirmed

>Trudeau tries to fight Trump
>Gets shot

Fake news media will report they fought. Then Trump or leaffag will tweet it actually went fine. Justieboy can't risk fighting trump. He'll end up saying they're working on making shit better or understanding or reaffirming the two countries closest friends are still friends

Trudea rims Trumps asshole.

You really think Trudeau has enough strength to knock Trump out?

He grabs Trudeau by the pussy

he will expose the communist past of trudeau

...

>Trudeau is to intelligent for Drumpf
>in response Cumpf goes into damage control and throws a tantrum just like he has with mexico and australia
>Trudeau will try his best to contain his laughter from listening to Stumpf talk like a moron
>Trudeau will come out and let everyone know the meeting was fine (even though it was just Trumpelstilskin acting like an idiot the whole time

Trudeau is to smart for Frumpf, it'll literally just be Zumpf throwing a tantrum and getting angry to make up for his lack of knowledge and little cock. Sup Forums will hate these facts.

February 13th 2017
The day canada died
Press S to spit on canada and canadians

>canadians want Trudeau to stand IP to Trump, even if it means a trade war
canadians are this fucking stupid.
They think 35 million poor retards support the USA economy.
All the jobs where american or went to USA/Mexico

Oh this is going to be epic.
You think Hilary losing was funny?
Watch how butthurt canadians get when Trump basically says "you're USA or dead" to trudope

GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE

SSSSSSSSSSS

>Trudeau comes in with tears in his eyes, he stepped on a lady bug on the way in
>Trump looks at him in disgust
>Trudeau see's Trump is displeased, starts crying more and apologizing
>Turns around and presents his ass, which is Trudeau's natural first move in any negotiation
>Trump grabs him by the back of the head, turns him around and slaps the bitch out of him
>Trudeau leads the execution of all mudslimes in Canada after seeing the light

So, how long will it take Trump to bend over Trudeau, churn his ass like butter, and make him scream 'MAGA! MAGA!' while maple syrup tears stream down his face?

Nothing is off the table in this timeline. I hope Trump punches him in the gut.

HELP US MAD MAX

>white people fantasies

>to smart

Canadian education

this.

I fucking love you goys sometimes.

>tfw to intelligent for Blumpf

this, Drumpf BTFO

For the first time ever Canadians will take a poll by province to vote on admittance into the union

this inevitability leads to the end of the world

PRAISE KEK

50$ on trudeau crying/tearing up at some point

I still can't believe this timeline is real

Only the last two lines were fantasy and you know it lol

I can imagine Trump having no clue what jt is talking about...

Trudeau gets raped on national television.

Same thing that always happens when Trudeau means a foreign leader.

He lets them fuck his wife and afterwards they get to fuck Canada over also.

Biggest cuck in our history.

The first thing Trudeau will do is crawling on his four and kiss Trump's shoes, then lick his asshole like a the good Liberal he is.

STOP IT!

Justin Trudeau will beat up Drumpf with his superior boxing abilities and force him to fuck his wife

The more you stare at his face the more this theory holds weight.

PRAISE KEK

took me a moment

Please be this

If Trudeau loses he still wins. The best we can hope for is a tie.

Hmmm... on the one hand, Trump gets to fuck his wife, but on the other hand, Trudeau beats him up... I'd say that a wash.

And CHECKED!

Trudeau is basically an invertebrate. Keep dreaming, Leftists.

my money on progressive k.o. in the second round.
trump will try to come back at first with immature tweets about pussygrabbing and buttslapping, but trudeau's firm openminded cock will penetrate those attempts and choke the purile wit out of that small-handed cheeto

DAY OF THE RAKE

Nice digits. Shit post.

Trump would body slam that effeminate rainbow waver.

>Trudeau shows up
>Trump tells him to sit and wait because he's busy
>Trudeau sits in silence all day
>someone comes out in the middle of the night and asks him why he's still there
>Trudeau cries all the way home
>he doesn't even get a government car, they just make him walk in the cold
>Trudeau announces that he had a great meeting with Trump and is hopeful for the future

...

GRAB KINGLEAF BY THE PUSSY

Trump reach his hand under debate table and take out steel chair.

Trumps first words: "2016 must've been tough, with you losing your father and all. Awful. Awful. Sad"

Canadians are truly keks chosen

>That feel when Trudeau is gonna beg Trump for help and protection.
>Canada is going to become a part of America.
>We can never go A FUCKING LEAF ever again.

Pls no. I need leaf shitposter flags.

Who?
canadian politicians are scum
S

Secretly Trudeau will beg Trump on his bare knees to stop the shitskins, since he can't do anything himself having the strong hands of globalists around his neck.

Officially he will go out and claim he had a serious conversation with Trump who realized that Trud The Grud was his übermench.

You're a ducking idiot. Trump is going to piss on trudeua, and Trudeau will just cry

kek'd

Trump Tricks Trudeau into playing for wall and taking 12 million illegal aliens plus Muslim refugees from Australia

Confirmed.
Funny, I recall other chosens being sent to gas chambers...

Fuck i hope Trudeau doesn't embarrass Canada too badly

We don't want those shit socialists as part of our nation. We have enough spics and niggers leeching already.

If you let your enemy fuck your wife you win

im conservative can I flee to your house when shit goes down? I'll aid in operation nuke toronto.

When has he not?

Pretty shakespearian

MEME MAGIC CONFIRMED

This was my first thought, and Trudeau is such a tard I feel like he would do it.
Please let dis happen.

Impromptu Beyblade battle.

It keeps happening

>Globalism vs Patriotism
>Faggot vs Alpha Male
>Bitch boy vs Man
>Great looks vs a bridge troll
>A great country vs a pile of yankie shit
>Normal skin tone vs Radioactive cancer skin
>Trudeau vs Trump

CAAAAAAN YOOOOOU DIG IT!

Hopefully better than 1965: at the height of the Vietnam War, Prime Minister Lester Pearson visited President Lyndon Johnson at the White House. Pearson gave a scathing speech one night about the war, then appeared at the White House the next day to confront a livid Johnson. As Martin describes it, LBJ grabbed Pearson by the shirt collar, lifted the prime minister off the floor and shouted, "You pissed on my rug!"

Pic Not related.

hope to (non-existent) god that trudeau sheds a tear

Trudeau's just gonna break down in tears if Trump yells at him. The guy was practically handed the position by his dad. Maybe Trump will give him an ultimatum and Trudeau will abandon the Path of Soros.

2 men enter

1 man leaves

>35 million

Canada has less people than California?

Really activated my almonds...

>place your bets on what will happen

Trump leaves Trudeau in the waiting room for 4 hours before he comes in and tells him to go out and bring back a sandwich, when he comes back with the sandwich they arrest him for child rape and show him all beat up on the news bleeding from him nose and shit

I bet Trudeau sucks his dick

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>"You pissed on my rug!"
Did it really tie the room together?

I hope El Trumpo reams out little sissyboy's faghole (figuratively, you homos)

Tbh USA should just annex Canada and genocide all the Libtards here, please

Justin reveals his power level and renegotiates trade deals that will benefit both America and Canada. Burgers get a huge cut of Alberta oil money and beavers get long term contracts that will protect our interests. Trudeau is not the liberal peace nick everyone thinks he is, he is just another elitist that is doing whatever makes the most money for himself. He hasn't kept his word on basically anything he said he would, and Canadian leftists are starting to get angry. He imports immigrants and goes to gay pride rallies just for buzz lines in kike media outlets. Him and trump are most likely on good terms, and do this rivalry thing for show

I hope Trudeau wins. By that I mean I hope he gets beat to death by Trump.

trudeu will bitch-up in person and then run to his media in canada to try to tell everyone he wasnt a bitch
just watch.

Less people then the state of Cali, also less GDP too lmao

Canada is less significant than a single state lel

Turdeau isn't in good enough shape to pass for Vince McMahon, even his current sickly old self.

Its people like you tat are bringing the ruin of your own country.
You're too stupid to figure it out.
Can't wait to excute people like you

Was LBJ the original good goy or was it FDR?

>trudeu will bitch-up in person and then run to his media in canada to try to tell everyone he wasnt a bitch
This

And the cocksuckers here will eat up that shit with a smug shiteating grin

Good point

The only thing stopping me from thinking of annexing Canada was the hundreds of millions of leads that will have trouble intigrating into American culuture.

Oh geeze...
Gonna be a wild ride, I'm bettin'

at this point I'd welcome annexation and wouldn't even be sad if canada became a US territory instead of a full fledged state

I can think of something...