Today a girl put her hand on my face and said I was beautiful. I responded "Shut the fuck up" and she didn't talk to me for the rest of the party.
If it weren't for you Sup Forums I would have gone full pussy worshipper and flirted back, but not anymore. I hope someday we get to kill every whore on the planet. I wish I could have grabbed my belt and wrapped it around her throat until her face turned blue, then sock a punch to her ear. I really fucking despise women who come on to strangers. Man that stupid whore really made me angry. Even my eye has a red spot from the blood pressure. Fucking whores I am so fucking furious goddamn it, I could kill someone.
John Jones
Holy shit I had no idea the moortuguese were so based.
Jacob Hall
I'm extremely fucking proud of you.
Hudson Perry
Dude, nice. I wish I was there to see you wreck her
Hudson Morgan
i dont suppose there is any proof but you probably dodged a bullet with that if true
Dominic Gomez
kek
Ryan Wright
ABUSE!!!
Joshua Jones
Who are you, Portuguese femanon? You post shit like this daily, what is your end game?
Joshua Wood
He's over 9000!
Nathaniel Davis
...
Chase Foster
Fucking christ man calm down. You btfo of her already let it go
Lincoln Ross
just means youre gay
Matthew Jackson
What a useless garbage thread from a useless garbage person.
Isaiah Anderson
>Today a girl put her hand on my face GTFO NORMIE REEEEEE
Jose Watson
I once told a drunk model at a media reception that her face was crooked after she told me I would produce perfect babies and asked if I would squirt one into her. She broke down and told me that she had been bitten by a dog when she was 7...then started asking me if I thought she was fat as I walked away.
Wyatt Adams
Yes, good goy, stay a virgin like the rest of the hopeless NEETs on this board
Landon Carter
Kek wills it.
Austin Wilson
>mfw bird was just going to offer OP a lucrative modelling contract as the new face of aryan man magazine
Ian Cooper
BASED A S E D
Carson James
thats cool I guess
Jonathan Gutierrez
You practically raped her. Expect the police to come to your door.
Carson Hernandez
You did great, we need more men like you!
Tyler Thompson
now i feel bad
David Thomas
Yeah 95% of Portuguese have Jewish blood.
This post doesn't surprise me at all...
Anthony Nguyen
That's it, no more backstory than this? You didn't talk and she straight up did this to you? In which case you were right to turn her down, but you should calm down before you reveal too much of your power level, Afonso.
Isaac Long
Why the fuck am I so erect Nihonanon-Kun?
Charles Williams
fake and gey
Hudson James
Also Sprach Kek
Jordan Taylor
based Portuguese bro
Elijah Hernandez
Good for you my red pilled brother. Now marry a virgin and have five kids to save the white master race.
Connor Russell
Of all the things that never happened, I reckon this never happened the most.
Or if it did it was more >REEEEEEEE *spills spaghetti*
Jose Robinson
Good job OP, very impressive
Owen Bailey
>inb4 rape accusation
Kevin Wright
Shill much????
Sage
Dominic Hughes
That was some top notch shit posting leaf.
Hudson Rogers
>I could have fucked a girl but I was rude to her for no reason,thank you Sup Forums
wew
Xavier Morgan
Gee wiz kid, you might cut yourself with that edge. If you wanna stay sharp, how about a book instead? If you really want to tear into the ladies, arm your self with knowledge, not blade.
Angel Walker
Fuck off you degenerate. He's going to marry a virgin and start a family, not go around banging whores.
Nolan Reyes
>be me >pure virtuous maiden >friends drag to party >see user >spend all night getting up courage to talk to him >finally, trembling, I approach him and say something nice >he's going to talk to be I'm so excited! >REEEEEEEE NORMIE BITCH GET OUT!!!
Fuck it i'm getting on the BBC
Anthony Collins
Go back on masturbating on birds, that was at least funny
