Australia

Redpill me on Australia please.

We might pack up our shit and move there.

We are both professionals with not so much liquidity but a few assets.

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Fuck off they're full

Australia is full, go back to Syria

Thanks Daddy Britain

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
we don't want you to bring your 'cuck culture' here

MAKE YOUR HOME A GOOD PLACE BEFORE YOU GIVE UP AND TRY TO MAKE A GOOD PLACE YOUR HOME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OFF YOURSELF GIVER UPPER WHY DO YOU HATE SWEDEN (lol don't answer that I've been there)

Fuck off, we're full.

Ignore these dumb cunts. Australia is always open to white people. Avoid Melbourne and Inner City Sydney and you should be fine. Just remember if and when you have white kids to make sure you redpill them early and often on non whites. It is easy for them to leave home go to a major city Uni and become useless degenerate Marxists like the rest of the world.

The Swedes that come to the US vote liberal as fuck and literally swing states blue.

Stay out of other white people's countries, you'll just fuck it up.

Don't go to Melbourne.

No fuck you it is. I'm sick of all these krauts etc everywhere. Speak English and assimilate you shitcunts. Or fuck off back home.

We are white, thanks bro.

-How hard is it for white Swedes to get permanent Visa?
-How much is rent? (In Sydney, outside Sydney)
-Are there many jobs within IT or Sales?
-How much money do you need to survive a year living in a normal area living a humble life?

Are you white?

F U L L

Guess how I know you're asian

>-How hard is it for white Swedes to get permanent Visa?

Very

>-How much is rent? (In Sydney, outside Sydney)

Very high

>-Are there many jobs within IT or Sales?

No. Fucking foreign cunts keep coming and taking them.

>-How much money do you need to survive a year living in a normal area living a humble life?

30k absolute minimum.

i never understood this "we eat meat" part, is that meant to BTFO the vegan/vegetarians?

You're wrong af on that. I'm 1/4 abo 3/4 white and 100% Aussie.

Love to have 'ya but were full bud

FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL.

>I'm 1/4 abo 3/4 white and 100% Aussie.

You aren't white, you never will be

Stop deluding yourself

Leave the Straya cunts alone.
For all our mutual banter and occasional scraps us white South Africans would gladly take a bullet in defense of our Commonwealth brethren.


Except for kaffirs and canadians of course.

Not white you dirty cunt.

Thanks, dad. Love you! :)

They're totally not full. Don't move to Sydney or one of the major cities, they're smogged to shit. There's some nice towns on the east coast tho

FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

come here if ur a girl. Otherwise, fuck off nord cuck, there are already too many tall men here that reduce the amount of roots I can obtain before I can't get it up anymore

Fuck you cunt, leave our small towns the fuck alone.

nah, they can get stuffed too, we got ikea already

as a top cuck you will fit in nicely over there

their favourite pass time activities are drinking beer, getting tattoos and fellating abboriginis.

its no wonder you are so drawn to these like minded people

What's wrong with Melbourne?

40c temps make me wanna kill myself. Never going back to Aussieland

Why would you come here. You fucking retards. This country is completely fucked. House prices are insane. Professionals get paid jack shit. No interesting companies to work for. Flooded with immigrants.

Just stay where you are. At least you know where the shops are.

Sounds like Sweden.

At least it's WARM.

Hi Australia. Are you still mad at us for yelling at you guys?

Britfag currently in hk but moving to brisbane for 120k job. Can someone give me a rundown on brisbane? Also im 100% arachnophobic so how the FUCK do i survive?

Nobody gives one single fuck about you poofters.

Brisbane doesn't have much economy. Just the basic services. Whether is nice in my opinion. Not really any winter. Spiders are only a problem if you live near forest or out of the inner city. They won't kill you anyway.

120k will give you an OK lifestyle.

Permanently wear spiderman costume
Very hot
Bus

Based. Any crime spots to look out for?

kek

Mmmm... some areas have reputations but to be honest, the entire area is safe. Some parts of the southern side of the highway in logan might be considered dodgy, but many of them are fine. You can just look at them and see.

I'm a Brit but my sister has duel citizenship because she lived there for many years. She's in the UK now but is thinking about moving back to live in Gold Coast area. She is aware that Aus is cucked but when you live outside the urban centres, she says you wouldn't really be affected by the Libtard cancer. Any Stralians here from the Gold Coast area? I'm half thinking about moving out there too. One of my options anyway.

Cheers mate.

Come to Brisbane it's cosy here

It's better than Bongstan, that's for sure.

Australia doesn't exist, it's a myth just like Atlantis.

nah honestly kinda glad you told our jew of a pm to fuck off

Swedes are not white.

so Sup Forums really is useless i guess.

Mate no one gives a shit about your orange retard cunt

>Professionals get paid jack shit. No interesting companies to work for.
Yeah, that's shy so many Aussie professionals come to the UK. It ain't so great here these days with regard to salary levels any more but some might find it ok. I am thinking that I'm lucky that I"m far from being a fresh graduate because everything is looking like it's going be fucked up for long time. Not just the UK but Europe, U.S., Stralia and everywhere.

Wait a year, the property market is about to crash, you'll get much cheaper shit soon.

Good luck, Sven. The Aussies aren't like us Europeans.They don't just let any garbage in. Their immigration system is EXTREMELY stringent. Unless you're a professional in a high demand sector, with a stable income, you ain't gettin in.

t. bong with an Aussie sister-in-law

Prove you're actually swedish and Wisconsin will take you.

Please please fuck off, I can't stand poms

>Definitely full, also very hot. The pink in the image is 40C. The central darker pink is higher. We cling to the coast to avoid death

>Definitely full, also very hot. The pink is the image is 40C. The central darker pink is higher. We cling yo the coast to avoid death.
Cooler down toward Victoria though?

>What's wrong with Melbourne?
Fuck off Melbourne fag

>Please please fuck off, I can't stand poms
It's interesting that the more educated and evolved Aussies who come to the UK seem to like the Poms Ok.

>Any cringe spots to look out for?
Melbourne

It's cringy as fuck

The desert air goes everywhere depending on winds. The hot air roll towards and coast depending on pressure cells.

>he fell for /auspol/'s memes

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

I'm just going to say it.

What is a (((professional)))? It really grinds my gears when internet fags use that label and don't even know what it is.

Melbourne reaching 40s in summer.
waclimate.net/extreme-temperatures.html#melbourne

I've noticed this too. My sister-in-law is Australian and she has nothing but love for Britain, as do pretty much all the other Aussies I've come across here. But for some reason, Australians in Australia seem to have a genuine animosity towards us. It used to just be bantz about the cricket or the rugby, but in recent years, seems to have transformed into actual spite. It's not mutual either. At best, most Brits love Australia. At worst, we don't really think about them.

YOU CANNOT
FUCKING
RUN
ITS
FIGHT
OR
DIE
BLOOD

YES ME TOO. MY AUSSIE BUDDY JUST MOVED TO THE UK TO PURSUE A CAREER AND NOW HE'S DEAD TO ME

The screechiest voices don't represent the total. Be civilized and sensible and we are good :)

just fuck off and drink some indian water limey

this is now an anti non-antipodean anglo hate thread (canada excluded)

I'm here in GC senpai, does your sis wanna fuck?

But yeah GC isn't very libshit it just has a lot of chinks in Southport

here's the redpill:
there is nowhere on this planet you can run
you must fight

It's horrible. I'm not saying that to deter you, just letting you know it's shit

>Also im 100% arachnophobic so how the FUCK do i survive?
you'll be that one cunt clearing out an entire supermarket aisle of insect spray and turning a house into a gas chamber

>the final solution to the arachnid question

only leftists are mad desu

rest of us don't care because the cunts were never coming here

The people are nasty pieces of shit. They are mean and cruel and the national passtime is breaking other peoples spirit.

The people are all as friendly as your average prisoner. Every single day is a constant battle with other Australians. Australians will hate you and make fun of you for the smallest infraction. This may be as simple as holding a bag incorrectly, walking strangely or even taking too long to set up a tent or doing something in a "girly" way which will get you the nickname of "pooftah" or "fairy" or "bumboy". Meanwhile these same upstanding Australian citizens who obviously have the right to judge others and criticize you will smoke crystal meth, drink alcohol and watch child porn.

Problem is, violence is very illegal in Australia, the same way it is in a prison. No guns. No weapons of any kind. Fighting brings heavy real prison sentences or outrageous fines. So yeah, you can't just put a shotgun to someone's head and teach them manners

Top this all off with snakes, drought, insane heat, spiders, lack of jobs, expensive cost of living, shitty internet, expensive housing and you are getting a basic idea of what it's like down here.

Sounds like Russia. Exactly like Russia without draught and insane heat.

>The people are all as friendly as your average prisoner. Every single day is a constant battle with other Australians. Australians will hate you and make fun of you for the smallest infraction. This may be as simple as holding a bag incorrectly, walking strangely or even taking too long to set up a tent or doing something in a "girly" way which will get you the nickname of "pooftah" or "fairy" or "bumboy".

Aint nothing wrong with this.

Come to Maine. Well, it depends if you can get a job.

>The people are nasty pieces of shit. They are mean and cruel and the national passtime is breaking other peoples spirit
Op, before you think it's a good idea. Instead of goygling whatever you have been goygling, goygle negative keywords like "why I hate living in Australia" for example to get an informed decision.

Aus is great, fuck Sweden

Sorry about all the pieces of shit in this thread. You are always welcome here as long as you're white and not a cuck.

You should be able to apply for refugee status since Sweden is such a shithole.

Gc is nice. Pretty quiet. Our mayor owns a hotel in Surfers that is famous for being a budget piss hole during the annual grade 12 grad party. Southport, Surfers and Nerang are the big population centers and also kinda shit holes. southport is on the rise. Two big new hospitals, huge uni and it's hosting the commonwealth games next year.