What happens here?

What happens here?

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horsal rape and endless pony rides and oil fountains for all to drink

now fuck off and educate yourself

jockeying for caspian sea petroleum

pipelines to europe, india, and bumfuck china

rumors of various ores to mine

opium

they just stan around all day

The stans are where the muslims who aren't insane murderous terrorists hang out. It also where the USSR launched its rockets from.

For the most part it looks cozy as fuck.

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Tajiki Breeki

uh-huh

nice lakes in kyrgyzstan

I am not even sure that they know.

a little bit of bf3

Honestly id like to know. Id love to hitchhike that area. Thats where the legit silk road was right?
Anyway i asked a friend and he didnt k now but we came to the conclusion its probably no mans law...just warlords and pillaging. Crazier than mexico? Maybe

Does the region have a name?

Central Asia

they're just poor and unproductive communo-muslim oligarchy countries

Stanistan

Buffer zone for Russia and the Middle East.

same shit that happens in middle east

>kyrgyzstan
>capitals called bishkek

Tajiskistan speaks some sort of iranian dialect
Turkmenistan had a retarded dictator that name one month of the year like himself, they're also far cousins of turkey
I dunno about the rest

Comfiness and love

Mongol muslims.
Not as bad as the african/middle eastern turds.

Lots of goat fucking.

Well Tajikistan is Skyrim.

Gate to hell, opened by soviets.

>Chinese and Muslim sources of the 7th–12th centuries AD describe the early Kyrgyz as red-haired with white skin and blue eyes, which is indicative of ancient Indo-European tribes like the Slavic peoples
The whole area used to be white before being taken over by Turks, Arabs, and Mongols

mining and alcoholism

Muh dick

Turkmenistan is the world's second worse dictatorship, and it is the main difficulty for any attempt of repeating Silk Route - of course, you can try your luck in Afghanistan.

I get it

Coming from a Estonian

They're Muslim countries but they're more "Leave us the fuck alone" than "lets invade Europe and kill/rape infidels!".

Culturally they're very patriarchal and hold masculine values high. They're kind of like old warriors who can't compete but still have nostalgia for when they were strong.

It's basically mixed Asian Turk muzzies that speak Russian. It's alright by mud standards though it has both the post-soviet corruption and some of the same old muzzie issues.

The M/W on her shirt changes orientation in both photos. What's going on here? It's M in the first but W in the second

>kyrgyzstan
>capitals called bishkek
Is Kyrgyzstan, dare I say, /ourcountry/ ?

Uzbekistan too. Shit can we annex this place?

Turkmenistan is the only country more enclosed than North Korea.

Scrabble masters are born.

Kyz Kuu

>who aren't insane murderous terrorists
wrong, burger.they are same shit as sandniggers

Listen to Porkins Policy Review's New Great Game series and you'll know

Muslims.

Rightful Russian clay.

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Kyrgyzstan looks like eastern europe

Peace and prosperity. Look at this huge golden statue the happy subjects created to honor and celebrate their glorious leader.

turkmenistan is north korea's muslim version (many russians there though)

never been to the other ones

whoredom.

nice.

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> Kyrgyzstan looks like eastern europe
Everything Mother Russia ever touches ends up looking like Mother Russia

they should unite and be called turkestan with a nice turqoise wolf flag desu sempai

Eh, close enough...
theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/03/british-worker-kyrgyzstan-gold-mine-held-horse-penis-delicacy-comparison

If you're Muslim...

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When was the last time you heard anything about radical Islam in a -stan, aside from obviously Afghanistan? I cannot recall a single time

This.
These countries only exist as a transition between hell, from which the churkas spawn from, and Russia, where they all seem to go.

>not having been to Bishkek

Full civilian.

Are you looking for more territories to bring democracy to?

Meoow

At least it looks like people can own cars and drive on the roads.

How fucking retarded.

Nothing of value.

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And Kyrgyzstan is great too. Sorry lads I think I'm gonna convert and move there.

hummingbird IQ

I came here for rare flags and am very disappointed.

Still missing kyrgyzstan and tajikistan.

Forgot pic

>Still missing kyrgyzstan and tajikistan.
Kek wills it.

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Pakistan

Kyrgyzstan has the most ineresting flag (together with Kazakhstan)

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AND crazy ruins in Turkmenistan. What a place.

bro you can find that sort of landscape in central europe where the GDP isn't $3k per capita

youtube.com/watch?v=8u4bgz-EQ50

Well, when you keep nuking their countries over and over again, shit tends to happen Ruskie.

Turkmenistan is North Korea with oil and cotton.

The rest is poor shitholes were 60% of adult population work in Russia.

That area is owned by Turks, it has an high Turkic population.

post soviet povertism

people who look an exact mix of Russian, arab, Indian and Chinese

Yeah but this place is new and exciting.

What happens here?

t. texan who has never left the state

Whats that?

This is pretty funny

its our Mexico.

That's a flimsy insult given the context

Turanian people

borders

>tfw no central Asian gf

But is anything past the Urals worth a damn anyway?

Bombs

worst case of bordergore

well, no, there's just literally over 100 better countries to live in

wars

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emigration to moscow

Time to drop a redpill.
They are all former glorious secular nations like Afghanistan once was, however, around the 80s/90s the CIA was funding pro-revolutionists in an effort to destabilize the Soviet Union. These "revolutionaries" were/are Islamists. Once they succeeded and it collapsed, these countries went into civil war, and guess who won? The Islamists. Now these places are third world shitholes where the average Russian would be considered rich.
Might visit next year

But this Stan land region is new and exciting. Like I said.

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