I present to you the liberal deities

I present to you the liberal deities

wtf i love liberals now

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looks almost like your're flag lol

Din, Nayru and Farore.

YAAAASSSS.

>go to starbucks back in october
>remember i got weird looks for ordering a large coffee last time
>decide to get a pumpkin spice latte or whatever the fuck
>mfw

Jesus christ what are these abominations, it was like a child's hot chocolate or some fucking shit.

>ordering something based on if you get weird looks or not

People who want to say they drink coffee without drinking actual coffee.

.never happened

It did, the weird looks must have come because I didn't want any cream or sugar, just a black coffee.

all liberals I know have a messiah complex.

Sorry to have to tell you this, friend, but the coffee's not the problem. You are the problem.

>drinking anything except an espresso
disgusting

Starbucks and Whole Foods are their cathedrals, HWNDU is their Mecca.

>drinking *1800cal

*""""coffee""""

I wish I could dump Starbucks, but we don't have Dunkin Donuts in North Dakota.

Where else am I going to get a good caramel ice coffee? Mcdonalds ice coffee is preservative infused fructose corn syrup, burgerking ice coffee is like drinking a melted chocolate bar in a cup, and caribou coffee is even more fucking expensive than starbucks (and the cups are smaller).

I just can't win senpai. It's hard having grow up on the East Coast with the BEST ice coffee in existence, Dunkin.

weeb scum

GET A FUCKING COFFEE MAKER YOU FECKLESS TWAT!!!

starbucks is pretty good you fucking mario

You are on a Chinese cartoon pinterest subreddit ya goof.

Dunkin sells their coffee mix online.

thats like asking someone to wake up 30 minutes earlier to make themselves breakfast

they just won't and succumb to the unhealthy convenience

I lived on the east coast for two years and I'll never understand how everyone there drinks disgusting DD iced coffee like it's their life blood.

it's an imageboard created by an american. it's a pol board, it's not anime disucssion or anime related. you have like 10+ containment boards. you are just as bad as women. fuck off

It's just not the same. I can't figure out how to make the perfect ice coffee. My wife even bought me a ninja bar and I can't get it right.

CTR shill spotted

I had one of these meme drinks once and it tastes like at least half the cup had been replaced by just water.

Such a weak taste, yet they contain so much energy.

Is this normal?

oh. my. god. I am a starbucks worshipper...Or rather a starbucks slave.

I cannot get enough of my white chocolate grande frappuccino with soy. I am addicted.

we have lots of caribou coffee here in ND, cheaper and better than starbucks, Moxie Java is better and about half the price as kykebucks too

you are addicted to cum being squirted deep within your anal butt-rectum.

If liberals cared about other countries humanitarian issues they wouldn't be spending $5+ on coffee often multiple times a day. They'd be finding more constructive uses for THEIR disposable income instead of constantly finding a way for the nation as a whole to foot the bill

Should I start going back to McD's? I go to Starbucks but it's the same fucking thing just different branding. Although I like those new egg bites they got.

I'm not really into the coffee that tastes like candy but you can get that everywhere.

Some years ago, every cartoons was spoofing at how every shops were becoming starbucks

Now look at what it's became

Make your own coffee

It's more expensive. There is a caribou across the street from starbucks in Bismarck.

Ice caramel high rise is $6+ from caribou.

Venti ice caramel macchiato is $5.64 from starbucks.

And the Starbucks drink is larger

That middle one looks boss tbqh

>caramel iced coffee

Faggot

I'll stick with normal coffee or tea

tfw Wayne´s Coffee is literally best take away i´ve gotten so far

Costs too much for dieuhbeeitus

>10AM

Oh man, I feel the shivers coming on. I need to go to starbucks right now.

I'm sorry anons.

I'll be back.

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Starbucks is so gross. Every one of their drinks has a pound of sugar in it to cover up the shitty taste of their coffee.

that caramel macchiato looks delicious, what did starbucks do?

Can't you just make your own cowfee for 1/100th of the price?

>mfw someone talks to me before I have had my morning cup of fair trade 100% organic arabica blend coffee

I DON'T NEED IT I DON'T NEED IT I DON'T NEED IT I DON'T NEED IT I DON'T NEED IT

Looks fucking disgusting.

Yaaaass. Delicious.

gween tea

That looks like molten ice cream, do Americans really call that shit "cofee"?

Empty calories are my staple.

eh, it's not that bad...when I went to the States, I had one. If they avoided calling it "coffee", it would be decent.

People even drink this during the winter. Some of them are pretty alright, like the chai tea latte, but most of them are just sugar water with some coffee.

It makes more sense if you treat it like a coffee flavored ice cream shake or slushy than actual coffee.

I see, I guess in Fargo/Moorhead there are lost of locally owned places and other chains too so there is more competition. I only drink black coffee so I don't even really know lol

DD is disgusting though, both their iced coffee and normal coffee. It's great to keep you awake, but it's not good.

Bunch of degenerate faggots.

Sugar and coffee both deplete adrenal function among other disease.

Meanwhile I'm downing fermented fish oil.

dumb basic bitch 17 year old girls who wear ugg boots and sweat pants with CHEER written on the ass section consider it "coffee" (aka starbucks' main customer base)

A lot of adults buy this shit too, but I don't think many are under the illusion that it is coffee. also most of these drinks are based on espresso anyhow. starbucks' actual coffee is horrible.

>eating coffee milkshakes for breakfast

Those childs who doesnt know shit about coffee.

Im on a bathroom break, so I can't go into detail. But the trick is to brew the iced coffee super strong, then dilute as needed. I don't have advice on the caramel part, though.

As someone who used to work at Starbucks, i can assure you that unless youre getting plain coffee/espresso you're paying for overpriced sugary syrup,milk, and cheap coffee thrown together into an artsy cup with the prime demographic being rich white females. Do yourself a favor and get used to black coffee

SLAY KVEEEEEN!

Why are liberals obsessed with Starbucks?

you are probably using shitty coffee beans. iced coffee is incredibly easy to make, just do what the other guy said and make it strong then dilute it

It is all massively marked up, even if only black cowfee.

Haha this is true. So many people say I NEED MY COFFEE then sip sugar milk through a straw.
Then when you order it black they ask how you can even drink it like that

Dunkin donuts are shit donuts and have shit coffee, make your own

>caramel iced coffee

YASSSSS GRANDE SLAY

Open a Dunkin Donuts franchise there.

its ok you bitch, you can keep going to starbucks dont feel bad ok ? (:

Make your own coffee and stop drinking sissy shit

>sugar

>"WAAAAHHHHH WHY AM I FAT I ONLY INGEST ABOUT 2000 DAILY CALORIES FROM MY LIQUID SUGAR STARBUCKS DESSERTS EVERY DAY THIS IS A MAN'S FAULT I'M SURE OF IT!"

>HE TAILORS HIS ORDERS BASED ON WHAT TOTAL STRANGERS MIGHT BE THINKING OF HIM

You belong there, bud.

>is obese and addicted to sugar
>probably considers himself redpilled

Fucking lah mao.

Of course it's delicious it's got sugar in it.

You're all subhuman and I wish to xenocide you all.

>he drinks the caffeinated jew
>he drinks the carbonated jew
>he smokes the tobacco jew
>he smokes the herbal jew
>he snorts the crystalline jew
>he drinks the alcoholic jew
>he drinks the sugary jew
>he eats the processed jew

Starbucks has nothing to do with the actual coffee and is all about signalling your "superior social status" through the fact that you can pay horrendous prices for shitty meme drinks.

>tfw snacking on delicious sugary california dates a perfect food
>tfw mohammed was white

In Grand Forks its the same as this user said, Bismarck/Mandan is an anomaly I guess

Go Walmart and get a $16 coffee machine and brew your own coffee, if you make one new year resolution, this is an easy one. Save money, stop giving shekels to a company that hates your guts for being patriotic, and won't have to bump shoulders with degenerates.

Plus, Starbucks coffee are gross.

Macchiatos are the shit

This is because the people that drink at starbucks know that the coffee served there is essentially just charcoal, and they don't realize what actual coffee tastes like.

>>he eats the processed jew

So you don't cook your food?

Why do Americans require these 'coffee machines' instead of a kettle?

You forgot to mention one major heavenly force of the Liberal Realm.

You should also wish to kill yourself you fucking worm

most american households don't have electric kettles like the brits do. they just started marketing them here in appliance stores in the last 3-5 years. Growing up, people used the microwave to heat water for tea, hot chocolate, etc.

Now that pour over is getting popular and kettles are around, I think things are changing. I just use an electric kettle and a ceramic pour over thing that I got at Target for like $5.

never been to a starbucks
am i missing out?

>Drinking shariabucks

Not buying cheaper gas station coffee that tastes better than Starbucks

No.

Eh I've had electric kettles for years but my parents are anglophiles. Still prefer coffee in the morning but I do like tea in the afternoon.

true baller tier is to have one of those instant-hot taps. we've got one at work, it's awesome.

Non coffee drinker here.

I got one of those single cup brewer things for Christmas and finally booked it up just this morning at the office. The only times ive had """"coffee"""" I had those exact fruity hot cocoa espresso things you're talking about. All the cream and sugar and shit. Anyway, this morning I decided to have a cup but was totally unprepared and didnt have any cream or sugar so I drank it black. It was kind of gross at first but I sorta liked it when I finished the second cup.

I was planning on slowly easing myself into the coffee meme by buying cream and sugar and shit but I honestly think if I skip that shit I can develop a taste for straight coffee in like a week. It seems to be an acquired taste but I think id actually like it once I get used to it.

Capuccino extra shot.

I wonder why kettles never took off in America?

Why would you want to drink instant coffee? You are better off popping caffeine pills, they are cheaper and don't taste like ass

The Starbucks on my campus is always packed

There's no bigger irony than seeing a bunch of pastel-haired weirdos and nu males with bernie stickers plastered all over their laptops packed together in the cafes of the biggest coffee corporation in the world that masquerades as being progressive

>It seems to be an acquired taste
It is.
Also just put a bit of milk into it if you don't like the bitterness of black coffee, makes a huge difference.