ITT: Post conspiracy theories you came up with

ITT: Post conspiracy theories you came up with

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Germans are white

All of world history is faked. Everything you are witnessing are holograms.

Canadian shitposters are paid by the Trudeau government to make dissenting forums unreadable. They only appeared after Trudeau was elected. Before 2016, leafs were great.

Pizzagate

> They only appeared after Trudeau was elected. Before 2016, leafs were great.
That's true. But maybe Trudeau just sent redditors here who do it like the janitor: FOR FREE

Washington D.C. is actually not the capital of the United States. Our real government was moved out west during the cold war

Why?

All the benefits of your enemies not knowing where you really are

There are countless hidden military bases in Latin America. At the given order Europe will burn to the ground erasing the white race from the face of the Earth.

Jews from Israel/US/Europe are trying to turn US and Europe a total shitholes full of degenerates, blacks and muslims. After the US and Europe are turned into the third world wastelands all the European and American jews will fly to Israel and leave the remnants of white people to rot. They will live in paradise with normal families, laws, money and everything they want. Meanwhile the white civilization will crumble as blacks and muslims turn every country into similar shithole as where they came from. Rape, murders, wars, etc. Alt right will be eliminated leaving only cucks who will most likely convert to Islam. White women marrying blacks and creating ugly shits. No more future for western civilization, just a worse version of Sodoma/Gomora while the Jews laugh and enjoy their paradise as a chosen people. When there is no one to oppose them they just nuke the degenerates.

It will be their ultimate revenge to the white people.

I agree.

the Second Viennese school and atonal music are an illuminati plot to destroy culture and German romanticism

Call of Duty, formerly Medal of Honor..etc all the big fps hits were hits because they trained little kids to kill nazis all day, therefore were probably financed and advertised by (((normal people))).

the jews run the world

id be rich if i patented it in 900bc

Aryan people migrated to earth from an ancient civilization on Mars after it became uninhabitable, would explain a lot of our genetic differences from the other people on earth

Nuclear bombs aren't real

100% right.
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ayo hol up blacks iz dem alienz nigga

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nukes are a hoax

they exist but they dont do even 1/10th of the damage they tell us

The 'white genocide' plan has been in effect for longer than you know. It started off with giving charity to Africa, knowing that the populace of America and Europe would feel bad because of past colonialism but in effect, the majority of funds go to (((them))) while basic food and medicine is handed out. This is enough for the most fertile of Africans to spawn enmass, gradually creating a self-fulfilling prophecy in which they need even more gibs to help them survive. Now on present day earth, Africa's population ranks amongst the highest in the world, with surplus males flooding the continents that has been so generous in the past. (((They))) look on with antcipation, for the soft, giving countries can now look forwards to the swarms of young, fighting-age males coming to devour their lands.

Titanic was an inside job, steel being penetrated by ice, they don't see a giant iceberg, lack of life boats doesn't add up

I started watching it, very interesting user, thank you I will go continue to watch.

The mainstream meteor made themselves look bad on purpose so people wouldn't trust them and Trump would win because of reverse psychology

The Great Pyramids and the Sphinx are actually much older than we believe them to be -- though they were later fixed and repurposed by the Egyptians -- and were originally built by Neanderthals using Human slave labor. They also used Mammoths to help transport material.

The true purpose of these structures is far more sinister than you can imagine.

Sup Forums was purposely infiltrated by a network of the modern KKK and is used as a platform to spread it's message

Jewirsh lizardmen put chemicals in our drinking water that prevent them from freezing to death in cold weather that are highly toxic to humans.

Jews are the most evil things to ever walk this Earth.

Sup Forums is a kike honeypot made to make us feel woke despite furthering their victim narrative credibility

Yeah, I think the groundwork was laid around 1900-1920, just like the current wave of antisemitism. And in the 60s it really took off, with the Generation '68 in Germany and the Civil Rights Movement in the USA. The latter effected the view on black people in Europe as well.

Jews aren't actually real. They're all just holograms created by ayy lmaos to distract us from the true enemy, the lizards.

It's possible to eat just one Lays potato chip.

There was some crazy story in a Brit paper about how Russian scientists discovered a giant squid in Antarctica that had mind control powers. That squid commanded them to uncover an ancient weapon and gave the location, which was near the Kaaba in Mecca.

They went and begun digging for it, found it, and when they tried to open it a bunch of people died. So they tried to move it a month later and even more people died. Finally they involved the Patriarch and the Pope and we're able to transport it to the local port. It was then transported on a container ship back to Antarctica, escorted by four warships and a tugboat. Also on the ship was tons of Russian soil, presumably so the soldiers that would inevitably die during the mission could be buried with it.

If you have any grasp of what I'm saying you have to agree it fits the timeline

Protip: it's area 51

Not Cheyenne Mountain?

Hawaiians (not polynesians, HAWAIIANS SPECIFICALLY) are the descendants of Roman nobles, Turkmen, and other Polynesians.
Inb4 concpiracy

Its a fact

>Jews from Israel/US/Europe are trying to turn US and Europe a total shitholes
well at least they can save some resources thanks to places like slovakia because they're already shitholes

Actually not a theory

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9/11 never happened, the buildings never existed, it was all just CGI and everyone saying they saw it with their own eyes were paid to lie or are suffering from mass hysteria/false memories.

Area 51 is high security. Of course it would be a safe place for the president/politicians. When they get bored, they can go south and party in Vegas
Either that, or area 51 is a prostitute super fortress.

Explain?

Moonmen live under the moon. USA fell out with them. It's why nobodies been back.

We are all computer programs.

>Post conspiracy theories you came up with
OH OH, ok.
Christians are the perfect goys and are designed as a religion to be jewish tools.

Cybernetic ghost of ayylmao christmas past whores from the future??

The moon is the back side of the sun.

Barron Trump is actually Donald Trump from the past brought forward to the present to secure the future for America.

chinks make up for 90% of the shilling, blame it on russians/jews/CTR/etc. they'll name everyone BUT the chink.

> Christians are the perfect goys and are designed as a religion to be jewish tools.
But in the early days they tried to convert all the Jews

Not Hawaiian btw

On mobile so I dont have my full pasta but try to remember that pacific migrations were fairly recent, within the last 2000 years it just started to happen, people didnt reach easter island until the dark ages

Sack of rome>people escape (not from rome but the farthest reaches of the almost-dead-empire>Silk road>classic pacific migration>modern day

Sounds dumb but I got tons of shit on this at home

I know that it's you Graham.

Government pays people to go out on weekdays and drive 30 mph under the speed limit during rush hours and cause traffic congestion and drive gas consumption, literally no reason for 90% of traffic jams where I live.

I live a few miles from cheyenne mtn

I'm going in

Juggalos or the ICP rap group are a government plant. They try to appeal to losers, degenerates, and kids from broken homes. These said prople are more prone to agreesion, violence and being a plight on human society. So the whole juggalo movment is a way to preach love but in a way that appeals to their lesser instincts. This way these kids learn to love everyone, but can still be degenerate. Its a way to keep them from harming others. Without a place to call their own, they qct out more often. With this hole juggalo family, they dont have to go very far to find like minded people to fit in with.

....but I can see the moon during the afternoon tho?

All of these pedophile rings being busted lately have been found because of Anthony Weiner.

Best timeline

Also perhaps Donald John Trump is actually Johnny Quest and Race Bannon is just a Terminator who doesn't age that now goes by the name of Mike Pence, and he hates Muslims because 20 years ago Hadji learned of his Muslim roots and killed Dr Quest?

To further this point, it's also the reason why Canada is hated on Sup Forums. Chinese nationals shitposting as Canadians to bring their collective image down.

That's retarded.

nazis never lost, they just withdraw to antarctica because they didnt want to conquer everything by force. they live there in new swabia and quite possibly in hollow earth, making (((them))) stay in line by occasionally showing up in UFOs and deactivating nukes and troll them in general.
its far too much to talk about all the points in one post, so here a thread from the other day

Would like to know more.

You watched too much TV, John.

Der Mond ist in reichsdeutscher Hand! Die Sonne ist kalt! Zellkern ist gleich pures Licht, sprich: Schwarze Sonne! Muss man wissen!

The Globalists are actually aliens trying to take over our world for either assimilation or harvesting. Trump is one of them that defected to the side of Earthlings.

FBI has some docs about Hitler surviving.

possibly true:
(they sunk the sistership which was damaged to gain insurance money)
definitely true:

The conservation of mass is a known physical law.

When the brain creates electrical impulses to have a thought some of that energy is defused, but since it can't be lost it the tiny particles of matter that made up that thought are shot out into the universe.

When you have a hive mind of people thinking the same thing or wanting the same thing to happen all the diffused matter gathers together and manifests into the world by accident.

This is how "meme magic" works, it's really just collective thinking manifesting senerios or thoughts in other people.

Normies can't do this since they are too focused on their personal lives

The majority of people have no self-conscious and can't think or reason past basic needs to self-sustain

Only 1% of the population has the ability to self-reflect and the majority live off of a click-whirr based response

All humans are programmable robots with the right type of message

Consciousness in all humans is a myth
More then likely the person you see on the bus or walking down the street has no more thought then the dog taking a shit on the curb

ISIS was established by Mossad to dispose of the most radical and combat-worthy Muslim fighters

Bill Clinton Intentionally Caused the Great Recession to Create A Platform Where Hillary Could Get Elected.

I will add this to my world view.

here is a theory. when we expect this to be simulation, we assume there is so much more outside of it we cant even think of. but what if it is a dream or thought?

a dream is everything of this world, + what we can imagine. what if the reality this one is based upon is much more dull and boring as this world already springs from the imagination of the beings in the upper reality. further more the reality above us could just be a dream or thought too, making the reality that reality is based upon even less vast and complex. this could go on until there are beings living in a 2D world imagining the 3rd dimenstion. which in turn was imagined by an enthity living in a 1 dimensional world dreaming of the 2nd dimension. now one dimensional would be a line, or a sequence of something being there or not, 0s or 1s, binary code. however what if that thought, of something being there, is imagined by an entithy living in complete nothingness (the source) imagining how it could be if there is something. that enthity dreams of something more, the 2nd dimension, that of the 3rd, those beings then think of different senses you could have until we reach this reality.

however it probably goes then the other way too. our dreams are also dreaming of more and more, imagining things we cant.

Since we cant contoll our thought completely (random thoughts pop up each time) there would still be free will, and those thoughts would effect the higher realm we originate from (as those randomly popping up thoughts trigger some reaction in the enthity thinking it) and of course in the realm originating from us since its our thoughts shaping that realm (as above, so below)

Mememagic would be that by so many thoughts of this one thing popping up randomly implements it in the conciousness of the higher being, which in return lets it manifest in this realm

Blacks only act dumb. They control everything and frame it on Jews.

The twin towers were lined with explosives in the early 90's because there needed to be a controlled way to bring them down if there was ever a terrorist attack that threatened to have it fall down at an angle and onto other buildings causing even more damage.

WUZ

The Kennedy assassination and 9/11 were MK-ULTRA/Monarch-inspired attempts at trauma-based mind control directed at large populations.

i thought about something like this already, but i doubt its just 1%. in fact i believe everyone is able to gain conciousness and think for himself, all they need is a first redpill to show him that so much of what others think is real is in fact wrong. that will trigger critical thinking from there on and a conciouss person is born.

furthermore i believe that propaganda and MSM is directed at those braindeads, trying to uphold their worldview and programm their thoughts. thats why they freak out so much now that people stop believing the shit

Some minor meteors in orbit around earth and the sun are in reality ancient satelittes and probes that have accumulated dust due to collisions and static attraction throughout millenia.

Barron Trump is actually about 13 years old. He was born before Trump and Melania were married and because her parents are traditional Slovenians and children out of wedlock is forbidden/shameful. So Donald and Melania kept Barron in hiding until at least 9 mos after their marriage, so he was legitimate.

In those two or three intervening years, Barron developed autism as a coping mechanism as he was kept out of the daylight and in quiet solitude. He found ways to communicate through shaking and twitching and, as they began introducing him into the world as a child, they were training him to be more socially normal.

This has been a somewhat successful experiment and Barron is almost normal, but every once in a while, he experiences twitches and spasms related to his three year infancy in the basement of Trump Plaza.

#BabyBarron #WeLoveYou

The jews killed Kennedy because he was a catholic and he was against their multicultural agenda.

Their puppet Lyndon Johnson signed the immigration act on airforce one before kennedy's body was even cold...

The great anti-semitic conspiracy:

Countless of statesmen, thinkers, business men and religious leaders from the times of antiquity to today has said pretty racist stuff about the jews. They are all part of an elaborate anti-semitic conspiracy. From Cicero to Richard Nixon and Martin Luther to Voltaire, all of them has said or written things about the jews that when put together, it forms a pretty coherent and negative narrative about the jews. This must be a coordinated effort to smear the jewish people because how else could their lies be so coherent? I know this is a conspiracy because obviously racism is wrong, they just want to channel their resentments to an easy target such as the jews. That's why they engaged in this conspiracy.

Nazis took all the Jewish identities and founded Israel.

I want to start a conspiracy where recent matt damon movies drive social and political movements.

Elysium- war on the 1%

mars- major pushes and advancements to colonize on mars.

the great wall- trump's wall

fuck I meant the martian. I want to kill myself now

North Korea isn't ran by the fat gook, but by multiple governments running beta tests on poulations in an unsupervised society. Testing isolationism, acultism, and effects of new weapons on humans. There's a reason why we haven't invaded

What was the Bourne series portraying?

- Donald Trump intentionally had his legal team fuck up the wording of the temporary travel ban order so that the following media chaos would mask his substantial work in other areas.
- Hillary Clinton knew, for some reason, that she would lose starting about a week before the election, and that is why she cancelled the highly expensive planned fireworks in advance.
- A small group of part-time SPD activists is behind these "muh hohe energie keine bremsen lololol" Martin Schulz memes.

It's because every time somebody slows down the person behind them has to slow down even faster. Eventually you get people stopped even though no single person ahead of them is.

The left is actually right, but they're not right just yet. When everything is automated we are going to have to adopt socialism, but if the left destroys itself then we're never going to be able to push it.

Basically, I think the left is a false flag for rebellion that will put people off to the idea of rebelling against their country.

conspiracy theories i come up with:
jews love using germany as proxy.
and op is a jew

Communism has never been tried.
Yeah, that's right, it was me.

Hitler was actually an inside crypto-jew
>stirs up shit in germany about "muh jews" creating a massive radical extremism
>war starts and "muh holomodor"
>makes stupid mistakes like Dunkirk and atacking Russia in winter (kek)
>lets some jews run to palestine thus creating israel
>lets allies slowly destroy germany
>over 50 million white germns die
>then germany is flooded with migrants and shitskins
>jews got what they wanted at the end

Every urinal has a camera that records and stores your penis thus creating a world database

i need to hack it. noone is allowed to know i dont really have 9 inches

There is a chaos god (not Kek) that seeds the minds of young males to kill, and is set to destabilize the Earth, for it to be then rebuilt to greatness

Our brains contain quantum computation and our memories are stored in fragmented data in another dimension. How else do you think we have the decision making skills and memorization capabilities in our little heads without overheating? Not even the most advanced 100 sq ft liquid nitrogen cooled CPU could reach our level of thought process. Not to mention it takes towers of database to equate our level of memorization in the tiny brain of ours. The only explanation is that our memory is stored as data in a specific dimension and we are accessing it through quantum computing abilities of the brain.

Blacks are the superior race, and white people are simply a lesser offshoot of homo sapiens. They created philosophy, discovered modern technology, made great strides in physics, and had vibrant democracies operating acccording to brilliant all-encompassing social theories, reaching a level of societal advancement that we will most likely not reach until ~2100.Then, around 5000 years ago, a massive event (most likely some remnant of the Hyperwar) caused the rapid spread of a gene that causes mental disabilities in black people, and soon enough the still-intelligent blacks (the kangz, if you will) could not keep their democracy functioning with the spread of the retarded blacks (niggers),, forcing them to disband their nations and retreat into gated communities, and by ~3000 years ago the niggers outnumbered the Kangz by orders of magnitude, causing them to flee earth via pyramid spaceships to settle off-wold on Proxima Centauri, a journey which will have taken them at least 2500 years. Niggers are regaining this knowledge through their genetic memory due to the Kangz waking up and reaching out to their cousins on Earth.
Soon the Kangz will finish up their colony and send their interstellar fleets back to earth to reclaim it.

that really tickles my quantum mechanics

so mandela effect is us accessing memory of the wrong dimension?

>Iceland
>Blacks are superior race
>Lunatic or non-Icelandic