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Convince me to come visit your country.

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Didn't he lose the court case though?

>Cheap
>Safest country in the EU
>A lot of people speak English
>Small enough to be able to experience majority of the country in just a week

4th dimensional hyperchess, it'll be taken to the surpreme court, and then there will be zero argument

What country is you're flag?

If i visited USA i would visit the far north.
Most of the other parts have too many nonwhites for my taste.

You might be used to them but just 10% nonwhite population is a culture shock for me.

>implying I want more drunk degenerate angloniggers here
stay right where you are

are those chavs, bams, or neds?

Slovenia. Our flag looks Russian because we have the same 3 colours and a tiny emblem with a mountain

No need to, you'll come here anyway.

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Beautifuly country. Most of my experience was sadly just Barcelona and the nearby town.

The amount of immigrant tourist shops is triggering

Do you like extremely hot beaches and being surrounded by annoying people? Prostitution? The spanish language? Being only shown the decent parts of th- I mean...um.. imported palm trees? Sand? An airport were you get to see dumb people stand close to the runway on a beach and watch them get blown off into the sea or get injured because they cant fucking read a sign that tells them not to go to the fuckin fence.Well, I know a place.

Chavs aren't welcome in the US, it's a highly civilised country.

Would much rather go to Gibraltar your weather without your shitty culture and it makes you screech autisticly

Visit this place or not, I don't really care. My area already gets plenty of British tourists every summer.

Us chavs will rise up and run society non chavs and the middle class might as well be niggers

What is a chav?

You live here

Essentially a dumb loudmouth that fights anyone that looks at him funny and drinks cheap strong booze

During the summer if you go to Donegal, you have a chance at seeing the Northern Lights. The food is good and landscape peaceful. The people are friendly, with mild racism still being acceptable if you tack on "do you know what I mean?". Life isn't a big rush here. But I'm sure you visited already.

>cosmopolitan
>tolerant
>diverse
>hate-free
>high standard of living
>actually an EU member

An anglo gopnik

Ireland sounds nice all my family come from there and I'm catholic so they won't despise me like I imagine they do most British.

>reasons to visit
>tolerant
>diverse
>hate free

Are you joking?

Sup faggots

We have pizza

Come to America, king of consumerism.

You can spend an entire day wandering around a WAL-MART or any other megastore; it's a magical experience. Odds are you'll find *something* to buy!

Don't let memes be dreams, come and actually shart in THE mart!

it's alright, the girls are alright so are the beaches
meh it's pretty good, pretty okay If I do say so myself

you mean a slav?

Are non citizens allowed to shart in the mart?

Because you're not me so women will have sex with you, what more do you want?

>Come during summer time
>Cheap
>Hot weather
>Best beaches in the world
>Best summer you will ever experience
>95% white
>Chance to spend your shekels here so we can pay our debt

Nah, he's going to reissue the order without the offending clause.

If you have a fun loving attitude you'll get no trouble. It;s progress for a country that was englands bitch for 800 years. In terms of politics nearly everyone's family on this Island was in the original IRA at one point. But you won't be troubled.

Avoid Dublin it's the least Irish place to visit. Oh and the Irish police like the grey area of the law, if your drunk they are more than likely going to take you back home than put you in jail. Generally be respectful. Common sense stuff.

You're people are not white.

they're not ramming enough trucks into you

is such a system possible, that we could grant citizenship to ISIS members and so they would have a free path into Germany, I might just go into politics

I'd rather convince you not to, but at this point one more drunken brit is just business as usual

lots of muslims, negros and communists
also, since communists took over major cities, sanitation dosn't work as it should, and there's litter everywhere and it smells like fecal matter and decomposing corpses

Come here to figure out if your claim is true.
I forgot to tell you that we also have a shit ton of statues you can piss on. I hear brits like that

What makes you think we drink a lot paella nigger we drink no more than anyone else.

Can I join golden dawn?

fpbp

>What makes you think we drink a lot
dunno if you drink a lot over there, but when you're here, you do

Arkansas has almost no blacks i hear.

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it's not much of a trip if you go to rightful UK clay

Spend your shekels first and then we can arrange that

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>88 cents a pound for tomatoes

Just another reason to love the USA.

Where's the best place to spend my skekels.

Obviously not true

Do you have any ski slopes over there?

I have 5 servants working at my house everyday.

Fucking loose!

>come to Russia
>get hacked

What flag is that?

Holy shit you are
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Papua New Guinea

To be honest Canada is worth visiting for now. Still 80 percent white. Low crime so pretty safe, and some accessible wilderness.

Best time to visit is summer and fall. Beaches in summer are amazing. I live on a large river and the whole thing is beautiful sandy beaches and stretch all over the place. My province also has around 250,000 lakes.

Lakes - we have the largest lakes in the world. Just seeing Lake Superior is an experience in itself.

You can also see the East Coast - like Newfoundland which is 99% white. For real.

Out west they have a nice collection of asians, but Vancouver is one of the only places where you can go to the beach, and then half an hour later go skiing at a world class venue.

There are parks here larger than European countries.

Overall though, Canada is too expensive to really visit, so just watch a documentary about it instead, besides America is gonna nuke us for being faggy after Trudeau visits next week. RIP sweet leafland.

We have beautiful mosques and our capital still needs a muslim mayor

>cosmopolitan

New Faggot.

come here now before we shut everyone out.

If you come during the summer and fancy yourself a nice swim or a good night experience I'd advise you to visit the Greek islands ( Santorini , Kos , Rhodes , Corfu etc ) or from the mainland Halkidiki and Peloponissos are great. If you want to go sightseeing you can start from Athens obviously. You should definitely come :D

Some girls here will literally pay you to get them pregnant. For some reason the European seed is highly valued.

You don't have to pay for the bastard plus you get to creampie a Bolivian qt

Then can I become golden dawn?

seriously?
Why?

Gibe more info. How do one find these girls? Hom much do they pay?
Or is it a trick to lure a European and rob him? Won't work with me - I have nothing except for white genes and heridetary cute face

Do you have a...''profound'' chin?

Don't, we're full.

>Then can I become golden dawn?
you're probably too white to be golden dawn

greater mongolia is not europe

Your not European Borscht nigger

Is there a chance that they will knock on your door one day? Or that here family will sacrifice you to the gods if you leave?

I bet I'm whiter than any of you.
And seed has no pasport.

And get some sort of disease

You can purge in my country.

You can't do this shit in Poland or Spain.

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Got lotsa meat

a circular familytree does not make you white

Shit-tier rebuttal.

Yes but no alcohol and no pissing outside of the toilet.

I bet I am more white than you and Im an olive nigger

I've been to Greece!
Wait it was Cyprus never mind.

Russian Airplanes.

Texas is bigger than your country, and there's a lot of shit to see. We are the status quo of culture and dominance... come see where the world is headed.

isn't texas like 50% spic?

Of course! Mart-Sharting actually strengthens the bonds between nations!

When you shart in the mart, you're telling the Americans around you that you respect and honor their sacred traditions and beliefs.

>Texas is bigger than your country

Nigga please, we have parks bigger than countries in Europe.

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>TFW banned :(

come to rep. of moldova. 1 pound pack of cigs. should i say more about the beauty of our girls?

Are there niggers in your country?

Beer
Mountains
Good food
Rich culture
Beer
Nice landscapes
Not very expensive

Underrated.

When are you gonna go to war with Turkey over Cyprus?

Come visit Istanbul and have an experience you will NEVER EVER forget.
>tourist scammers
>horny people that will stare at your woman
>extreme traffic that will drive you mad
>chances of getting allahuakbar'd in public places
>chances of some random (((((coup))))) every day
>want to drink beer outside while its a religious holiday? get slapped by a gang of neckbeards.

Seriously fuck my life. I always wanted to immigrate to EU or USA but now look at it, fucking retards populated there and now I'm like the last person to ride the train.
Sorry for random blast of rage.If you really want to visit here, go to west or south coasts.There are secularist people there and scammers are less.

As soon as you join Golden Dawn

Clearly false. Allah has marked your slanderous post of the great Ottoman Empire with the sign of the devil, and Erdoğan will now send his henchmen after you for supporting the failed coup.

Come to this:

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What does the average Turk think off the islamists surely they must agree with some of what they say after all you're country is Muslim.

I hope they come and kill me.I'm fucking desperate in this shithole.Any suggestions where to leave after graduation? I don't want to get any hate and just want to live a quiet life.Not muslim btw.