Tfw still Pax Britannica

>tfw still Pax Britannica

feels good man

euros BTFO

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Britain is a joke.

Continentals absolutely BTFO

>muh soft power
>literally useless once shit hits the fan
The UK is a meme, regional power at best

>Spain insulting the UK

>tfw you will never ever get gibraltar back

>t.Trudeau

>A surrogate of American interests
>2nd most Powerful

BASED special relationship right lads

>mfw ramp

t. Someone who is literally a British Subject

>Canada in the top 10

Are other countries even trying?

It's alright, we can just import thousands of poles before we leave the sinking ship.

Plz rebuild our glorious empire sempi

You're only relevant because you're America's bitch.

hi :3

>Subservient leaf
>literally licks the queens boots

ANGLOSPHERE UNION NOW

Yeah about that...

THE Royal Navy’s entire fleet of attack submarines is currently out of action.
>SUBS: ZERO The Royal Navy’s ENTIRE fleet of attack submarines is out of action — and Theresa May doesn’t know because ‘chiefs fear reaction’
>Repairs and maintenance to all seven have left none to defend our waters — or monitor Russia’s relentless probes.

thesun.co.uk/news/2829355/uks-entire-fleet-of-attack-submarines-is-out-of-action-and-theresa-may-doesnt-know/

>UK second most powerful country on Earth
>only surpassed by it's favorite son, the USA
Is the rest of the world even trying?

>Canada
>regional Power
>only neighbor is the USA
literally what.

good job dad!

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We cant afford fucking missiles on our ships. No. We are SHIT.

Feels good man.

Might as post the last Olympic medal count.

Again, are other countries even trying?

These are meme categories. We all know (((who))) the real superpower is

>soft power

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Scottish or London foreigner?

>aircraft carriers are soft power

""""""All seven"""""


You don't know how many we have, Binlan

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US UK world takeover when?

>2nd
;_;

anglosphere domination

??? Powerful as in "uses a lot of electricity" presumably?

We are almost defenceless after almost 25 years of military cutbacks.

Or has everyone else just sold their weapons to pay back loans or something?

>a fucking ramp

Fuck off cuck. There's nothing more pathetic than a self-hating Anglo. No doubt you suffer from 'white guilt' as well. kys

Glad you can join us

you have the complete admiration of the democratic party in the united states.

Jesus, how can Hungary be that high up? there's like a grand total of 5 people living there...

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I'm not self hating, it's true.

Cameron was deliberately speeding up the dismantling of HM Forces to make way for the Euro Army, even.

We need to re-arm asap. Our training is still hot shit, but we're not going to be able to fight in more than one place at a time unless something changes soon.

We're an extension of the US, its plain and simple. We could never be at war, because we're essentially in a symbiosis with the US. They're good partners, so we're in a good position, regardless of brexit.

If you aren't using them to be the primary sea power, yes they are. Only one country can control the seas these days, and we know it ain't you

why doesnt she just do porn before she gets too old ffs

y don't you just make bigger carriers that way you won't need a ramp tho

Good at running and jumping to get out of the country, maybe?

cecil rhodes was right

They were promised dinner afterwards

was there ever any doubt?

Thank allah muslims are a peaceful people or we might have problems.

>3 medals less than ching chong I can't even breath the air nip nongs
Sad!

>Or has everyone else just sold their weapons to pay back loans or something?

Yes, literally. The exceptions like Russia/China/Iran basically only carry weapons usable in self defense (and in China's case for suppressing their own population). The Syrian war is already stretching Russia's capability to keep planes in the air. Only the USA has the logistics and transport capability to fight a sustained foreign war, with the UK being able to fight Falklands round 2 or something.

She's literally the biggest warship outside of the USA nimitz and ford carriers, the ramp is just cost saving.
She costs about 3 billion while the new american carriers costs 11 billion

>We're an extension of the US
The US is our child, they are an extension of us whether or not they want to admit it.

They're pretty damn big already lad, we just like ramps 2bh

lol @ spain

we paid for your motorways

>USS constitution

that is pretty cool

Oh! I didn't even know that.

Okay then, I take it back. WE'RE NUMBER TWO!

go back to somalia

the chinese supposedly were internally furious about this

rule Britannia

Russia would steamroll Britain and the rest of Europe in a week without USA coming to the rescue

God save the Queen, also fuck the EU.

>he doesn't understand how nuclear wars work.
Nukes aside Russia can't project force outside of russia, did you not see what happened when they tried to sail a fleet to the med this year?

Meh, we're still 52 ahead of you. We could kill you with just a blink of an eye.

True, we're smaller than Texas

Exactly my point, our child is now a giant, hence symbiosis

I'd say the 13 colonies were Britains unintended ace in the hole of Anglo-domination.

We're basically the teenagers who said, "SHUT UP DAD. I NEVER WANT TO BE LIKE YOU" and grew into a man who realized he became his father.

ah we still love you, son.

breitbart.com/london/2016/08/30/rising-number-of-british-businesses-want-to-abandon-metric-use-old-measurements/

:^)

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I think it's just a case of everyone else being really shit rather than us being good. Europe has basically outsourced having their own militaries for NATO (ie with America footing the bill and doing all the heavy lifting) Thats why Trump was pissed off they weren't even hitting their contribution targets and are basically freeloading on American military might.

>the sun
Wew lad

>want to put emals in your carrier
>it wont be operational in time and waiting for it would leave the carriers a glorified barge for years
>cucks in parliament will defund the shit out of you if that happens and use the money to pay for welfare for the poor Pakistani doctors and engineers
>normal catobar requires specialised steam equipment that you didn't put in because it's a waste of time, money and space
>decide fuck it and slap a ramp so that you can still use aircraft while you wait to be able to refit the carriers
>autists who have no idea what they're talking about make fun of you for it on Scythian horse archery forums

you're government went apeshit on military spending right after brexit and bought a shitload of our equipment so their's that

>muh dick

>Attack submarines
Wow it's literally fucking nothing

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/15/royal-navy-to-lose-anti-ship-missiles-and-be-left-only-with-guns/

Ship without missiles is just sitting duck. Even Finland has missile boats:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamina-class_missile_boat

It's silly, but at least we'll have helicopters that can fill the role by 2020.

Hopefully things change, we certainly have the means, just the wrong priorities for the time being. But that's about to change, the political landscape is clearly moving in a different direction, and not just here either

We are only at 8 because we are biding our time. The Supersoldier project (Project Avian Prime) is almost complete.

>tfw still Pax Britannica
>2nd most powerful country in the world
Try again mate

It means you can bully Greenland.

That's cute.

Vladimir no, turn off your proxy

Ours can fly, get fucked

I think UK is number 1.

I think the USA still secretly answers to UK.

The key is Israel and the global banks and the Rothschilds...

Remeber, the US lost the War of 1812, and Lord Rothschild said that he would teach those impudent Americans a message.

I'm not saying this out of malice, I like the UK. They are our best friends... but I still think this is true.

They needed a study to figure this out?

Jesus Christ man, just look at the bones!

get btfo'd crumpet fags, 1776

Average London classroom

It's like you want to be assassinated running your fucking mouth like that on a public forum.

We're a tiny fucking island that still hasn't figured out how to cook a vegetable properly, I think second is pretty fucken neato

fuck britain, fuck white people and fuck america

Congrats bros
Together with Britannia, we rule the waves

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Been running my mouth for years, they're not afraid of us, don't you recognize that much? You can call out the pedo rings, you can't call out the monetization of humanity, you can talk about the plantation colony model, you can go on and on about fractional reserve banking and the Crown's sovereign claims to the majority of the world and its assets. The fact is, it's just piss in the wind, it doesn't impede them in any way.

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>British scientists
nah

>She's literally the biggest warship outside of the USA nimitz and ford carriers, the ramp is just cost saving.
She costs about 3 billion while the new american carriers costs 11 billion
Yeah... but ours doesn't have a ramp.

It's not about cost or efficiency, it's a matter of whether your appearance instills pride in your countrymen, confidence in your allies, and fear in your enemies...


... and what having a fucking damned ramp on your carrier says is "Alright, hold on, *gasp* I'll be right there to protect my country's interests, *pant*, I just need a bit of a run-up first, *whew*"

Good post

yeah your population is also 5x bigger

>"European Geostrategy"
>British scientists

wew

>brazil above turkey

muslims btfo buy jungle huehue's