So which religion should I convert to Sup Forums

White.
Own my own house.
Have a kid.
Own firearms.
Believe leftists are the cancer of the west.

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Right, but WHICH Jew religion? There's 4 to choose from...

Scientology, just to get a rise out of SJW's.

Look into the pre-christian religion of your ancestors. A lot of Celtic and Germanic religion survived the Christjews. The Slavic religion not so much, but across Europe, the religious beliefs were similar enough that the regional varieties might be considered sects of a larger religion. Hinduism is another path that the proto-indo-european religion evolved into but it's obviously not ours, although I'm sure there's a lot to be gained from comparing them.

It's a conflict that must be solved.
I used to be christian, but de Benoit and Evola made me a pagan.
Snownigger gods are disgusting and usually worshipped by larpers, neopagans altogether are disgusting.

Too expensive.

None. You never were alive before soon you will be dead. Seize the day nigger

>Look into the pre-christian religion of your ancestors.

Romans killed most of them, and the rest were swallowed up by the ChristJew.

There are a lot of sources still, and where people had the same gods can be understood by place names.

Most European practices were similar, to a greater or lesser extent, the Religio Romana is well documented and might be a good place to start.

catholicism or orthodoxy if you want to be a christian
zoroastrianism if you don't want to be a christian
any other answer is for LARPing manchildren, leftist shits or terrorists

Catholicism is silly, just look at the crap that comes out of the pope's mouth.

Mormonism is best, lds.org

>zoroastrianism

Isn't that where the Jews stole their shit from?

yep

>LDS

Might as well go all the way and become a muslim at that point.

Being culturally white isn't larping if you're white.

paganism is dead, it's just LARPing at this point

None. Religion is for scientific-illiterates and followers.

religion is inherently bluepilled

Lutheran.

The one you will agree with when you make a research on topic, if there will be one.

>Paganism is dead
Its growing, actually.

give it 5 years and the NEETs will grow out of that phase, it's like emos

Führertum

>religion is dead, it's just LARPing at this point

I'm a Presbyterian Christian, so I should say Christianity, but it sort of sounds like you just want to convert for the cultural ideal so instead I must recommend that you search openly for the truth, and embrace it when you find it.
Never been a fan of preaching to people - God will find his people.

pantheism is the true national socialist religion

50 fat guys in the woods dressed as vikings isn't "growing"

I don't understand why there are so many Sup Forumsacks who are this dumb. The fucking Japanese tried for 300 years to remove buddhist elements from Shintoism and failed, and the entire population of Japan worships the Shinto gods. Why the fuck do you think you'll be more successful than the Japanese when you're starting from scratch using books written by a Christian Icelander as the basis for your "religion".

Mormonism strikes me as Islam for civilised white folk. Would help our demographics, too.

this

t. white, house, kid, leftists are cancer of west

what makes you feel like you have to believe in some fuckin boogyman - read some shit about the observable universe, have your mind fucked, repeat. each time you are closer to "god"

not an argument

There are millions of conservative Christians in Italy alone. Right-wing Christianity is massive numerically, hence why anyone calling themselves "redpilled" should want to join it and further swell the ranks of it and push it further towards nationalism and anti-Islam.

Paganism is just dicking around "bcuz jesus wuz a jew!".

Pagan if actually white. You sound like you have no conviction though, so fuck off.

Maybe you're right.
Look up the poetic edda.

dubss confirmed

>Mormonism strikes me as Islam for civilised white folk

Say what you want about the Mormon Jews, but they're pretty nice people, and they usually seem pretty happy.

i hope i am

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Kek bless

Whichever one has mandatory self-immolation as one of its practices.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snorri_Sturluson
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poetic_Edda

A christian icelander

And you? You don't know shit about the "religion" you claim to belong to.

thanks for proving my point larper

Snorri didn't write the poetic edda, he wrote the prose edda, which is what it says in the article you linked.

I'm talking about nature being literally god and god is literally nature. An omnipresent true neutral force that is all and everything. That applies to everything from the nature of matter, humans, the universe and everything beyond human understanding and discovery. It doesn't cater or pander to anyone, it's pure chaos and order at the same time.

Judaism, best decision of my life

I don't understand why you think having a religion is needed at this point.

Personally, i believe divine beings surely exist, but i don't give a flying fuck about them. I mean, according to the way the world works, i suspect they probably have an incomphrensible and alien mind, are batshit insane or have bigger fishes to fry than caring about what every single human does.

I live according to my own moral code, a mix of medieval christianity, Law of the West and Bushido. I take care of my family and friends, i fight and win my enemies, and i am content.

If whatever divine being is boss is not happy with the way i live my life, he can go fuck itself: a god who wants you to live like a punk ass pinko commie SJW faggot it's not worthy of my respect.

Be like Conan the Barbarian. Be agnostic. Praying a divine being is a sign of weakness: real men don't need some faggot wizardly god to make his problems disappear.

>Be like Conan the Barbarian. Be agnostic

1 and 2 seem like the most blue-pilled
3 and 4 are the red-pills
5 and 6 are the blue pills

I don't see why whoever made that pic felt the need to add "Christian" at every point

Orthodox Christian.

Well you don't have to explode, and you can still eat bacon.

He prays to Crom at the end though.
And He does indeed get intervention.

I mean the ORIGINAL Conan, the one from Robert E. Howard novels, not the Hollywood one.

The original Conan did not presume to know the mind of Crom, but he was pretty sure about one thing: that Crom despised weakness, and would probably respond with a lighting bolt to the face to some fool who tried to ask him for a miracle.

Exactly. Crom is real in the Conan universe and actively intervenes in that world to the benefit of his worshippers, thus it makes sense to worship him.

Kinda like it makes sense to worship Kek in ours.