Failure to find a sexual partner is now a DISABILITY says World Health Organisation

>tfw disabled but no NEETbux

Image Sup Forums getting laid...

>99% of Sup Forums are disabled

Fucking retards the womb is already outdated

Reparations when?

I told you I was ill

Can you claim a disability gibsmedat check?

>this is a disability but being trans isnt

oh boy

>"Haha you virgin piece of shit!"
>"How dare you! I'm disabled! That's a hate crime!"

where are my handouts?

>Image Sup Forums getting laid...
Where's the image?

>tfw too intelligent to understand how to get a gf

I thought this was just in Sweden or Switzerland or one of those countries...

It's time for that sweet welfare boys. I'm joking they're probably going to make a bachelor's tax

So will I be assigned a gf to remedy my illness?

They're going to make being attracted to your own race a disability too

Cool, can I get free shit now?

Wait, are they saying gays are mentally I'll???

This is an illness but chopping your own dick off and pretending to be the opposite sex isnt. Makes sense to me.

>REAL
>NEWS

>people who don't have sex or struggle to find a sexual partner to have children with will now be considered as DISABLED
i can't put into words how many keks this brings me

Fucking degenerate WHO retards. Do they not realize that failure to reproduce is a fundamental force in evolution? Do they not realize that this is an entirely health-promoting, normal thing?

Yesss! Now I can file for disability and get dem programs!

This is old. Fuck off slide thread.

TfwnoGF is a disability the way transgenderism or furries are what they're pretending to be.

Get a job, women like providers faggot. Who would want to start a family with someone who cannot feed it?

Doctor told me it's chronic

Fuck, any gay pollacks want to cuddle n' shit so we're not disabled anymore?

HAHA FAKE NE-

>It's real

Handouts when?

>tfw ancap and cant accept government coercion thus have to turn them away

>if you're not a degenerate YOU'RE DISABLED says [insert jewish propaganda here]
FTFY

GIB GIB GIB GIB GIB

>Sweden or Switzerland
>or one of those countries...

I reject that label.

pretty sure a jew proposed this.

It's the result of a disability, not an actual disability itself. Anyone that can't find a sexual partner has some form of mental illness.

Does this mean I can stop paying taxes?

It's called autism.

You should have stopped already

To be fair, finding one is the easy part. Not getting arrested after you seksd them... that's a different story alltogether.

You just have to make sure to deal with the remains. Remember no body no crime.

Why is WHO senpai so mean, bros?

lol

People get you two confused all the time in Australia.

Stop being ableist you normie shitlord

But I have a cushy government job where I get to work from home....

>People
>in Australia.

Soon. I hope.

Fuck that I want my complimentary waifu to recompensate me for my illness

When can i expect my "gibs me dat" check

So what's the point? Does this mean they can park their car in the disabled spot? What's the consequence of being defined disabled in this way? Surely there has to be some kind of benefit because otherwise it's pointless?

And if there is some kind of support for the disabled, how is the disability defined? Those without a partner presently but who would want to have a partner? Those who have never had a partner? How exactly do you determine something like this with any accuracy?

>have a severe disability
>don't get any money for it
>perma virgins will probably get benefits sooner than me

ROADS

What's your disability?

Been telling people this propaganda from the most elite group. The jews of the leaf. Never trust the leaf.

it's called holt-oram snydrome

pics on google look pretty unpleasant, but I've had over 20 surgeries as a child to make me look relatively normal

>mfw get neetbux for being a virgin

...

Were you actually born in Chernobyl?

Funny how this comes about has countless western women have
1. Wasted four years getting a degree with 0 employment opportunity
2. Become so vile in the process that they cannot attract a husband to support them

Soon enough we'll be paying for Women'd Studies Graduate-welfare

That's rough, flipper man.

nah, just in one of the most polluted cities in germoney

barmy? what is this flim-flammery?

This just in: 99% of Sup Forums has a disability.

same in america

Wow this new criteria added what like 2% to what it was previously?

Women will want to collect disability checks after they can't get a man past 30 after being a whore in their 20's

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>says Austria
At least with you the kangaroos are more famous than thosse guys who did ww1, hitler and Arnold. Because in the eyes of burgers, those are Germans. It's a shame really.

I always knew you virgins were retarded lol

Holy shit my sides.

>woman are given money for waiting until marriage
God bless.

Stfu you ctr faggot. I bet you're being controlled by jews from the leaf.

Nigger, Sweden is possibly the most fucked nation in the planet atm. The Swiss are still based

Holy shit does this mean I can get NEET bux?
>tfw there will be actual penis inspection days where they check to see if you've kept your virginity

I think you might be onto something Leaf.

Well, at least you can shitpost and make everything great again. Seems odd you don't get any financial support for it though.

Don' t trust a leaf. They have no allegiance or loyalty to no one. They float in the wind and land anywhere.

>it's called holt-oram snydrome
>I've had over 20 surgeries as a child to make me look relatively normal
s-sucks man

It's not a disability, but a symptom of another disability.

EIther depression, excessive narcissism, sociopathy, low social inhibition, insecurity or just being extremely antisocial.

ugly apparently is not a disability. at least, not yet

This will be only for women, not men. If a woman can't find a partner then the state will provide her with a virile arab or black male.

Screenshot this.

>ugly apparently is not a disability. at least, not yet

>"aesthetically disabled" becomes a thing
>you're not ugly enough to get financial support for it

more gibs for me now, fucking wagecucks lol.

> One of the defining aspects of living organisms is to be able to reproduce
> 99% of Sup Forums won't fit in this criteria

Maybe we're all robots shitposting in an imaginary forum using imaginary arguments to fuel our metal hearts.

>im sorry mr user, your face doesnt quite make me question my lord and savior. i'm afraid no neetbux for you

>mfw i immediately know this is a ctr/shareblue bot

>t-then... w-would you go out with me?
>ew! heck no!

>not receiving NEETbux already
>2010+7

>government issued pussy
Neat

lel, i think we just wrote the plot to a 6/10 romantic drama

If you could get a girlfriend, but don't try to because you're too busy looking at memes on the internet, is that still disability?


..killme...

>n-not an argument, user

this is about infertility and easier access to IVF and what not, not neetbux

I havent talked to person in my age range in about 6 years now

>2018
>robot waifus created
>virginity is a disability
>government provides robot waifus to cure said disability
Best Timeline

Fair enough. Sap suckers will all burn in my firepit.

Gib neetbux pls

Why must you remind me

western (first world) governments logic:
>ignore a major problem caused by your own perverted warping of social norms for monetary gain
>ignore a generation of young men who are fucked up by your own kike agenda
>give abdul and tyrone fresh out of prison another $70k to blow on steroids and a new mercedes because they lived in a dangerous country when they were 2 years old
>wonder why innocent, law abiding, 'normal' young men like him lose their fucking minds