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Hey pol, I am a senior in highschool and our english class is making us visit a mosque. What is the best way to fuck with muslims. Wearing a jew cap, MAGA hat, bringing bacon for lunch, Tell me?

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KYS

>english calss visiting mosque

Bring a BLT wrapped in pages of the Quran.

wow rude

actually the worst thing you could do is visiting a mosque which is forbidden for non muslims

Fill your pockets with bacon offer it to people and snack on it while walking around. Bonus points if you "drop" bits of it around.

aren't you afraid of getting beheaded?

>English 12
>SJW Commie indoctrination
>Learning about feminism
>Ecocritisism
>Islam
>Holocaust
>Colonialism

Wow. Let me say this once! It is not HARAM or FORBIDDEN for a non-muslim to enter a Mosque. Please kys. This is common knowledge.

always shake with your left hand, its a sign of disrespect to them as this had is reserved for "self helping"

I'll bring a bacon cross to repel them.

this, you need to tell your teacher you are committing crime against allah.

How about you object to going. I doubt this will end well for you OP.

yell ALI MADAD if it's a sunni mosque

>argueing about islam with a saudi

teehee

bring a suicide vest, tell them its statiscally impossible for them to have one with them if asked. you justed to be sure you're the only one

Really? I visited the national mosque in Kuala Lumpur, I just had to wear a provided bedsheet because I was wearing shorts

It would appear that your half wrong, some mosques in the Middle East mostly wont allow non-believers in, also your forbidden to enter during prayer time but that could be just to not interrupt the people praying.

Is it normal for your school to require students visit religious indoctrination centers?

This sounds odd...

dont fuck with them just pretend to like it, You dont want to get your entire class murdered on a field trip

you have to go back, ahmed

Walk around and fart really loudly.

Not required. Its just a field trip for reading "kite runner", i call it the kike runner

printing this out in mass then throwing it everywhere on the way out while screaming praise jesus

hes in a sjw school most likely they are fucking insane, if he complained he would get removed from the school

But the publicity...


Definitely wear a kippa. They will be incredibly triggered and, in hosting a bunch of high school students ripe for indoctrination, will not chimp out at you as much as they would wish to.

trust me dude dont fuck with savages, they will slaughter you or atleast beat you to a pulp. This is why noone liked the vikings either they beat everyone

dude where the jewish hat thing with bacon strips stapled to it

>english class
>visit a mosque
Amerifat education. Not even once

don't do anything outright offensive, just be awkwardly too polite, bow before every small ornamentation in the building, and keep going on about how it's "such a beautiful faith"

It's a college preparatory charter school. Atleast i'm not in a Guvment School. It's only the English department that is cucked. Some math and historu teachers are redpilled.

literally roman catholic-tier belief system

>Piss
>on
>prayer
>rug

Put bacon in pocket. Proceed to eat.

No dummy. I was openly welcomed into a mosque I visited. They are eager for converts, why would they turn anyone away?


And OP, ask the Imam how old Aisha and Mohammed were when they married.

kek

>english class
>mosque visit
Liberal Arts: not even once.

>most Mosques in the Middle East won't allow non-believers in

Not true. Only in Mecca. But the whole city is off limits to non believers

>also forbidden to enter during prayer time

Not true. If you're late for prayer you can come midway and continue with the congregation. Once everyone is done you can continue with what ever sets you missed.

Non muslims can sit in the back and watch if they'd like.

Don't listen to this Saudi fag. Most of they are fake practistioners of the fate. Only sucking the gov't out of oil money sent to them.

I might just do that, but it's not me. Generation z is the most redpilled conservative generation. There are tons of guys planning to bring bacon, Some Maga hats. Some guys already bring MAGA hats to school.

***Some my mistake

Wear a MAGA Yarmulke desu

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Tell them that God hates homosexuality and all those degenerate insurgents who rape goats and boys are all going to hell.

Perfect

You know non of those things will do anythinh. You understand that? Do you fag? Like bacon is kryptonite or something.

It's like watching Dennis the Menace pulling pranks, while Western Civilization collapses.

Oh, but it's ok. OP brought a BLT.

Generation Z will be the last generation.

people get bored of those cheap gags fast. asking the guide about the 72 virgins in heaven thing would be funny because he'd have to explain it to your class

We already started saving western civilization. My state michigan voted Trump. Canada is the one that needs to fix itself.

Wear a tshirt depicting a portrait of the prophet muhammed.

>anal jihad

Fucking periscope it and post link, damn, would send 5 bucks for that ppv

Bacon stock cube in pocket , and chuck some crumbled powder onto important lookin shit

>Generation Z is the most redpilled conservative generation


Saged

Needed to go to a mosque too because """multicultiarism""", i called in sick because i ain't a cuck

Easily this.

Run inside with your shoes on!!!
Guaranteed to piss them off greatly.
Prepare for a fight though..

Maga hat and a bacon sandwich with a beer ofc and whistle hail to the chief when u enter, also say that that would be a good church, we do that a lot in the reconquer

They can't "make" you do shit. Just don't go.

This. I repeat, OP. Ask about Aisha. Also ask him to explain Taqqiya.

KYS
Btw why do you have to visit a mosque for english class?

triggered muslim

>Generation Z will be the last generation.
yeah because they're dumb enough to believe in MAGA hats and will be the fodder for pic related.

this is authentic U.S. military propaganda. bannon intend to go to war with china if trump gets a 2nd term. remember this.

All of the above

Draw a star of david in the bathroom

You have to go back filthy scum
I hope Piere beats you bloody

...

Book called kite runner. Worst part is that we have to pay $10 to go. To pay for gas and hummus of coarse.

your higher education system is a fucking joke

Just call in sick.

Heres a good prank, whip out an AR-15 and start shooting

>China has more warships
Bullshit

Make a fucking pipe bomb vest, take as many of them with you. Kek wills it!

>disagree
>called a muslim


You and OP are clearly in a homosexual relationship with each other.

just stay home that day :)

>history teachers
>redpilled
wow that's new

Remind them Muhammad was black and get some dindus to agree with you in the hopes they spam "DAS RITE" after every truth bomb you drop on that Mosque

Well then, convert to islam and feel the almighty power of Allah so then you'll be able to slay some kafirs

France or Italy flag, not a single fuck given

Don't you know that next to the English language, Arabic and muzzie off sprouts are the second most inspired and cultured civilisation/language EVER.

You sir are an uncultured swine

i peed and pood outside the door of a mosque yesterday. They thought it was a dog. I left a note as well saying Allah lives in my POO. He's everywhere.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO FORBID ME NOW, SAUDI FUCK? BRING THE TANKS.

kek
while yelling "allahu ackbar"

>but seriously Sup Forums is a board of peace

>do it faggot

Yasssss biiitch

KYS

My US history teacher is a usual democrat. I got him to vote thrid party because some of us kept mentioning Hillarys crimes, Wikileaks, clinton foundation.

Constantly wear sunglasses with your arms folded and refuse to participate in anything.

If anyone scolds you for your lack of cultural appreciation just shoot air out of your nose and tilt your head back.

Pretty sure they make some sort of note about being a racist on his school record in the UK making it hard to apply for uni

It's Orwellian

Yes. Ask about the virgins. If you have to kill yourself to get them, or if everyone gets them in their heaven.
Ask if they are all members of the opposite sex, or if like, a gay girl would also get female virgins if she killed herself.
Ask how old the virgins are, if they are all just like 18, or if there could be some like, 40 year old virgins in the pack or something.

But he's a murkin...

Go back to omegle asking underage girl to show boobs filthy indian whore

and muslims don't like that do they....

Hey OP go in and act like a blatant faggot, wear tons of makeup and tie your shirt up exposing your "tummy". Wear very short cut off jeans shorts. just gay the fuck out.

>pooed outside
>flag

Woah man all this anti-Muslim shit on Sup Forums is satire, most Muslims are legit just everyday people who don't want to harass or be harassed. Don't be autistic.

Lol, don't havea ny dindus in my grade. The only remotely black people is a half white and jamaican. Then the other black guy wears is an autist who wears a Trump hat sometimes

12th grade isn't higher educ... oh wait, maybe for you it is.

Sharif, tell that oil prince that leafs are always right

go prep your french bull cuck brown skin

You live in India tho :/

You're technically already in Hell.

How much does it suck that your country is filled with poos and self loathing Dindu Hindus?


Btw stop stealing my codes. Do your own work pajeet

get a friend and LARP a gay jew, press the tolerance button

it's a sign of disrespect because you use the left hand to wash your ass

>Leaf and poo arguing who's better.
>not admitting America supports both of you

Neck yourselves.

it's not you nigger, you don't even know your own religion

Get yourself some stylish clothing!

What?

Non-Catholics are allowed in churches and can even attend mass, just don't partake in the communion (if you're not Catholic).

This aaand this

Muslims are just regular people