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What is this useful for?
Jack Carter
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Aiden Gonzalez
To get my cock up your mum's ass
Parker Harris
I always rub it on my Pizza Maps before me and my friends play Dominoes on it.
Henry Garcia
Crusty lips
Christopher Murphy
Benin bucci
Kevin Bennett
when u burn moles using apple cider vinegar or garlic u need to put this shit around the mole or u will have a burn mark for year+ (not joking)
contrary to popular belief this wont help ur hemorrhoids, tested personal expeirnece
u can also stick ur dick in there for a comfy feeling
Brayden Morgan
Sealing Bell Jars
Noah Reed
anal sex, jacking off, and chapped lips
Nolan Reyes
>jacking off
tell me more
William Jenkins
squeaky door hinges
Isaac Johnson
You know all about that cut fag
Caleb Ramirez
VASUH
LEEN
(good god, y'all)
WHAT IS IT
GOOD FOR
(absolutely)
NOTHIN
(say it again waiiiiiiii)
VASUH
LEEN
Jose Barnes
Dry lips. I usually just use it when I'm out I cold dry weather
Adam Butler
Jacking your dick off
If you have chapped lips it's good for putting on them
You can shine your shoes with it
Zachary Perez
I use it to lubricate my entire body when I'm around blacks so I become more difficult to catch
Luis Perez
Parker Clark
Despite the popular myth, this stuff is horrible for jacking it with. It makes a really shitty lubricant, too thick, and too much heat is generated in the friction that is caused within itself.
Cooper Rodriguez
Dry lips, and when I'm working outside in -20 degree wither and significant windchill I rub it all over my face.
Carter King
:(
y u bully
Angel Brooks
Glass, four sponges, latex glove, vaseline. The sad thing is real pussy doesn't feel much better, assuming you're wearing a condom.
Luis Hughes
You can spot all the retards in this thread because they think vaseline makes a good lubricant.
Ayden Jackson
Put in your nose when it bleed. It works.
Adam Collins
Covering and prevent cuts, you faggots
Bentley Hernandez
butt stuff
Jason Moore
>when u burn moles
wat?
Connor Thompson
Well there is only one opinion for Asian I see
Robert Williams
who the fuck burn moles..?
> checks flag
Oh... okay.
Cooper Scott
The best bait sand niggers have
Joshua Harris
Personally, I like to wax all my hair off, coat myself in vaseline and squirm naked all over the floor to pretend I am a slug
Robert Long
All of those reasons make it great for jacking off you mong
Thomas Moore
You shouldn't put vaseline on cuts or burns, it traps moisture in the wound which can encourage infection.
Dylan Cox
it can help you develop some cancer pretty good, also it might make you a trans faster than if you didn't use it
Eli Thomas
mix it with gasoline and styrafoam to remove VC
Anthony Collins
LCD monitor scratches
Eli Campbell
A North American boy grows up and learns he has to lubricate his penis, but not with hydrophobic petroleum gels. Many such cases!
Kayden Campbell
I smear some under my nose when I'm congested
Noah Barnes
also you get high if you eat it
Ian Diaz
Covering your exposed skin with it so you have an advantage in a fight.
Wyatt Sanchez
>not Vicks
Kevin Turner
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Mason Flores
>hasn't even tried cornstarch and flaxseed.
You're an idiot.
No one fucking jacks it with Vaseline unless they are stupid as fuck.