Is there any secondary meaning is this statement?

Is there any secondary meaning is this statement?

what if i told you the guy on the left was the monkey

No, you're autistic

I had sex with Donald Trump Jr. Not even kidding it actually happened, he fucked me after I met him at some expensive bar in NYC.

Did he cum in your boipucci or??

Yeah it was great he was so large

greentext, are u a boy or a girl? (vagoo) was it good?

Did he make you cum? If so was it via fucking or did he jerk you off?

>monkeys
racist

>drumpf jr will never fugg u
why even live?

Barron will in 6-10 years :3

I'm a girl and here's the story
>be me
>take a trip to NY with friends
>friend from long island says she goes to this bar in Manhattan where lots of rich lawyers, bankers, and accountants go
>go there and start getting really drunk, not talking to many people
>see some guy that looks like Patrick Bateman staring at me
>comes over and starts talking to me
>starts of the conversation by talking about how he went on a hunting trip in Africa with his brother
>shows me a picture of him
>I notice that in the picture the guy kind of looks like Erik Trump
>Immediately new that this Patrick Bateman looking guy was Drumpf jr
>knew I needed to get fucked by him just to tell the tale
>make him buy me a couple more drinks
>he brings me back to a limo
>brings me to some large building (I think it's a hotel at the time
>brings me up like 10 stories high
>walk into some room with all gold ceilings
>pushes me on to some queen size bed
>pulls my pants off and pulls out his 7 inch cock
>starts fucking me (loudest guy I've ever been fucked by)
>lasts like 25 minutes, leaves the room to make a call afterwards
>I sit there in silence realizing I just got fucked by someone famous
>5 years later his dad is running for president

No regrets

>I'm a girl
Dropped

He fucked him while everyone was passed out drunk.

stop larping its ridiculius

You're just mad you'll never get fucked by one of the Shrumpf family members

>nb4 this is used as a citation for a buzzfeed/cnn hitpiece on Trump jr

I should tell them about this story and try to make some money

nice larping faggot

The LARP is real

How does it feel that nobody will believe you are even a girl, much less that you fucked anybody of note?

There are people on this site that would believe that story kek you don't know Sup Forums

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