Fuck me

>be me
>with dad
>we're watching the news (cnn)
>I forgot what a pundit was so i asked my dad
>"I dont know but what I do know is that Trump's a liar"
>lolkaydad.avi
>he asks me if I still support Trump
>I say yes
>he tells me that hes an asshole liar and that I have false opinions
>send me a link through email and forces me to watch it
>this: cnn.com/2017/02/07/politics/kellyanne-conway-jake-tapper-interview-cnntv/index.html
>says this is proof he is a liar
>he does this every time we talk about politics
>all he watches is cnn

I love him to bits, but holy shit. who else can relate?

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Educate the old cunt

>2016 race begins
>dad supports Cruz
>Trump runs for prez
>establishes himself as the politically incorrect nimble 4-D chess navigator
>watching Fox News with my dad
>"wow dad Trump's a fucking madman, he's got my support"
>"I think I agree son"
>both support Trump
>both get our news from alt-right sources
>both vote for Trump in primaries and general
>all my close friends and their parents vote for Trump

Nah, sorry man can't say I relate.

why do some men hate that alpha presidentfag? he's everything men would want to be; powerful, rich, gets the tits. and i only see cucks that say shit like "he's misagynist" or "he's racist" about him. where the fuck are these beta cucks coming from.

My dad's not a retard. He thinks some of the dirt trump does is ridiculous yet funny but overall supports him

Bide your time

When he is old and infirm, and needs to be cared for, ask him to pack his bags and move in with you.

Then, when you pick him up, you drive. He will recognize eventually that you aren't going to your home. He will ask questions. But you will remain silent. Eventually you arrive at your destination: a nursing home. When you arrive the nurses will already be there at the entrance with a wheelchair, and he turns to you with the look of ultimate betrayal and morbid sadness in his glassy eyes, look him square in the face and say "Make America Great Again."

>tfw born into a rich white conservative family

Shit* Yeah I'm a phone poster

>Dad is pretty redpilled
>Used to annoy my more left-leaning mom by talking about politics
>Doesn't do it much anymore, but when we're alone we talk about Trump, the left, Hillary, Soros, that kind of shit
>Asked him today if he heard about the Berkeley riots and he said he had, called the rioters "animals"

It's nice

>tfw converted my Britbong Dad from a Cruz Missile to a Trump supporter
>tfw Mom, Dad, and I all voted for Trump
>tfw Dad is redpilled as fuck
>tfw he starts singing WWII German march songs when he's drunk
>tfw he likes Hitler
>tfw I was raised by an Ubermensch

I should add that my mom is red pilled and supports Trump. So at least I have that. But on election day my dad forced her to vote Hillary.

>I forgot what a pundit was so i asked my dad
Cool story, bro.

The world we live in has two realities.

There's World A, which is the real world.
And there's World B, which is the one World A created.

99+% of the population lives in World B.
99+% of the population is not aware the World A exists.
99+% of the population will never realize World A exists.

It's kinda like one of those "Can't Unsee" things.

I'll give you a hint:
>Donald Trump is an actor and lives in World A

Need more?
>It's VERY similar to The Matrix

See Plato's "The Cave". We are living in the shadow of reality. The sun is a shadow of the true light of God which gives intelligability to all things - the logos.

But no Trump is not an actor and you're a pretentious retard.

Can I get a quick run down on this world A/world B theory?

See "Gnosticism"

...

>99+% of the population will never realize World A exists.

I'm not bothered.

It's always been peasants against kings.

Now, it's peasants against peasants, and the kings make it seem like they don't even exist.

Tell your dad to take the vegan pill and watch the cowspiracy, pic related

See if the absolute madman does it

whats it like living in northern rural texas?

My brother is like your father.
I finally had enough so I sat him down and made him watch that ex-KGB talking about how to brainwash a nation.
He's questioning everything now, it's pretty funny desu.

tell him "CNN is garbage" and show him how they fell for the golden showers fake news.

West Michigan though

Golden showers was real news drumpfy

You just described my relationship with my father to a tee. Only my dad would just call them "niggers"
>I love my dad so much

more reason to move out

The kinds of people who assert amazing claims of reality and make zero effort to make those claims convincing or even to explain them deeply usually aren't bothered by simple criticism - if they were, they'd care enough to explain their amazing claims more thoroughly and convincingly.

I'm not asking for concrete proof, user, just that you try to make sense if you're going to be so profound.

Thanks for correcting that record.

Im not a shill but im not a retarded alt-right safe spacers who ignores anyone who doesnt praise """"god-king"""" drumpf

>drumpf

Dropped

This is what made me "wake up".

youtube.com/watch?v=1zw0uWCNsyw

"The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work... when you go to church... when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth."

>cliche, much?
>it's incredibly accurate

Now, I realize that LITERALLY EVERYTHING is propaganda.

From the Right to the Left.

Everything.

>september
>election day is just 2 months away
>eating at a restaurant with my dad
>politics comes up
>tell him that trump is going to win
>"he's polling like 20 points behind, it'll never happen"
>tell him that hillary voters will never actually go out and vote for her
>tell him that our state (PA) will go red because hillary can't relate to the working class
>doesn't believe me
>trump wins
>every week tells me some bit of news that implies trump is shit

How can I get him to stop denying the glory of the god-emperor?

>dad has small mussolini head statue, RSI flag, coffee cups with fascist image
>yet he's cuckservative on most issues and follows mainstream cuckservative news

Lil baby american upset by using someones original name? Lil baby alt rightard doesnt want to admit drumpf is the german aryan they always want
Suck another feminine penis, i just gave you ouchies

So go live innawoods with your polgbt bf

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>media tells Trump to stop complaining because he won
>My mom says Jews never stopped complaint after WW2
>MFW

You made me who i am dad.

You can't change old people. It doesn't matter anyway, their time has past. Our time is now.

You should be focused on indoctrinating children.

Dont worry bro, i am.
Long live the gay agenda

>(((CNN)))
Wew user. CNN is the epitome of fake news. Red pill your gay dad already.

>mfw my brother supports Trump
>mfw my mother is a bigger Trumpkin than myself
Feels good man.