Brit/pol/ - FFFFACK OFF Edition

Rock out with your cock out


>ARE NUTT caught lying about being at Hillsborough
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/10/ukip-leader-paul-nuttall-denies-lying-about-being-at-hillsborough-disaster

>What happens when the Tories are completely certain they'll win? We'll find out
spectator.co.uk/2017/02/what-happens-when-the-tories-are-certain-theyll-win-well-find-out/

>Lords warned: Trigger Article 50 or face abolition
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38915553

>Thousands of crimes are not being recorded
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-38913354

>Clive Lewis resigns from the Shadow Cabinet to vote against A50
news.sky.com/story/labour-hopelessly-divided-as-corbyn-ally-quits-over-article-50-10760822

>From repatriator to cuck - A quick rundown on John Bercow
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/07/john-bercow-forthright-speaker-regularly-raises-hackles-tories

>Corbyn ambushes May in PMQs over Tory council corruption
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/02/jeremy-corbyn-ambushes-theresa-may-pmqs/

>SNP MPs sing the EU anthem in Parliament
express.co.uk/news/uk/764999/lindsay-hoyle-snp-ode-to-joy-european-union-brexit-article-50-bill

>Paul Nuttall's Nukip Vision
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/07/paul-nuttalls-nukip-vision-beer-swilling-is-an-image-of-the-past

>Hitchens on the Anglo-Japanese Alliance, broken up by Americans
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/02/some-replies-to-correspondents-and-critics-japan-cressida-dick-and-cycling.html

>Tories: "If you voted Leave to lower immigration you're in for a rude awakening - Cuts in immigration are not achievable"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-immigration-voters-eu-nationals-stephen-crabb-white-paper-a7562466.html

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who exactly is this guy and why hasn't he been locked up yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM

Reminder that YKTD is a fat unemployed disabled Welsh NEET who's existence revolves around posting the same things everyday surrounded by people who genuinely detest him.

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Are you a Welsh NEET lad?

Hello.

he;s alright desu

Christ lad, absolutely no chill.

#JAHAN'D
TO
OBLIVION!

THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN

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>Their duty
And all the poor and working class soldiers died for them and their families, tbf. When they came home to their fucking slums, only to be starving and unemployed ten years later.

just stroked a homeless grill's dog. It was warm and friendly

Om nom nom

Some user said that there was a video of his in which you could overhear his mum shouting at him not to say something because she thought it was illegal - it sounds funny as hell and I can't find it, does anyone know which one it is?

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-38932180
>good goy age 20 wagecuck
>some cunt repeat shoplifter tries to leave store with loot
>nows my chance
>tackle him
>bottles he hiding smash and he dies due to bleeding
>you get put in jail for manslaughter
>leave jail and vote new labour because you want welfare now

Has there actually been a study on who ex-prisoners vote for?

R8 my bird, lads

shit eyebrows, disgusting, end your own life

I imagine most vote Labour because they're probably poor or a part of the underclass. It'd be better to find out who they voted for before being imprisoned and then after. Obviously rich people don't go for jail for fraud, they just get a fine, but the couple of weeks they do for raping kids probably doesn't have a big impact on them.

>white out of tan

Morally obviously he should be let off, legally I'm not sure you are allowed to "tackle" them, hopefully he should get off though since he didn't know it would happen.

Erm, lads. You got my warning from the last thread didn't you? Right? It's just I really think he might just do it lads, like as in scrap it, you know what I'm talking about, right, the NHS, he's really scary and bald too and I'm really worries for my children around him, please send help. He's been burning hospitals too and I can see blood running down his chin. Theres a dead baby in the corridor and I don't think that I can do this any longer lads, he's going to find me and when he does he might just, he might just scrap the NHS.
Please lads, don't follow this man. NHS.
nHS.

dark hair and blue eyes is my fetish

>posting faces of people you know on an anonymous Mongolian wood carving forum

Well the NHS already uses dead babies to keep your feet toasty when you are in a hospital.

>bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38927416
>even the whales have given up

They know that once western civilization collapses, no one will protect them from the squinty eyes.
Better to die now, whilst times and memories are good.

IIRC under the offenses against the person act 1861 he'll be done for Manslaughter. I'm adamant that the defense of property and prevention of crime won't be taken into account because of the minor scale of the crime, if he was committing a crime at the time of the battery at all. That being said, the judge has discretion with sentencing in manslaughter cases, so he probably won't get anything harsh. Unless the judge is a cunt, or unless the man he battered wasn't actually stealing anything.

it's amazing how people treat the NHS like a deity
>don't touch muh NHS, we have to keep giving it money or else we'll all die

Wrong place, mate. This is "Brit"Sup Forums.

Yeah...

meaning we only have 24 hours to save the NHS?

Not everyone can afford private healthcare though...

nuttall is a retard

Americans worship the god of capitalism, mammon. They believe everyone should be brown, wear levis, drink coca cola, stuff their faces with processed hamburgers and die if they get sick.

>bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-38928860
>indian water minister tells police to brutally torture suspected rapists
>they let the supposed rape victim watch

>bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38796457
>india has a problem with fake rape allegations
>can be accused of rape for shagging a woman and then not marrying her

If there's one thing i'm glad for in life, it is being born white and english, even if it is at the tailend of our existence.

NO

yes

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>tailend of our existence.

Get your feel code scanner and turn my feels light off now cunt.

America would literally be the perfect nation if they implemented universal healthcare.

Trump should be encouraging white Brits to move there and have children as well.

I never mentioned privatization

Neither did I.
Germans really ruined America. They had good genetic stock, then they let in continentals and blacks and hispanics. What a dopey people.

Most people think if we don't have the NHS our healthcare will be the exact same system as yours, probably doesn't help with the Yank flag either though

So what's your idea to replace the NHS then?

>turn feels light off
>monitor turned off not long after reading this
>wont turn back for longer than half a second and fizzes
>adapter/capacitor probs fried
>had to drag a 1280x1024 out of the cupboard

Thanks mate.

I don't have a plan myself, but it's idiotic to think that Americas system is the only other Healthcare system in the world is what i'm saying

Ah shit sorry mate, nothing worse than a monitor shitting out.

At least you had a backup.

Is there a more insufferable cuck than pic related?

>shite lg monitors and their shoddy parts
I just ordered a new adapter. I swear, if this doesn't fix it then I'll hold you personally responsible.
We'll see on Monday.

British Bill of Rights, yay or nay?

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Britain would literally be the perfect nation if it had competent leaders and a right to bear arms.

Only 2 ingredients that will take 8 lifetimes to achieve.

What do you need a gun for? Remember those dead kids!

We already have one and a New Modern Tory Red White & Blue Bill of Rights would be a fucking Blairite MONSTROSITY

>Britain would literally be the perfect nation if it had competent leaders and a right to bear arms.

>my computer would be amazing if it didn't have a terrible CPU and no video or audio support whatsoever

Britain ain't no PC tho

Right to bear arms will never happen here, too much opposition to it on both sides and you would never get it through parliament.

And more clay. Never forget more clay. Britain needs to grow larger.
We already have a bill of rights from 1699, but it was made only to facilitate the regime change and the replacement of a native monarch with a foreign one by Tory traitors and is now ignored. It's alright, only Anglicans could bear arms under if anyway and do you want a meme religion like Anglicanism to be the one that has the armed congregation?

So yeah, may as well move when you get the chance.

I actually own two shotguns and a hunting rifle, plus an old swiss Scmidt Rubin rifle in old calibre.

I just believe everyone should over here.

Shotguns? Fuck off mate, we should be allowed handguns and assault rifles.

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just enough bass to warrant an apology at some point

I'm happy we don't have a right to bear arms. Imagine the death toll from gangs, chavs, and mentalists.

Speaking in the general sense desu

>James "never more than 5 minutes away from a mental breakdown" O Brien

I'd be more worried about the toll on the NHS than the deaths desu.

You are part of the problem. Get the fuck out of this country and go live in Europe you absolute dickhead.

kek
If they shoot eachother, that's a bonus bro, plus the majority of decent gun owners would have superior knowledge of maintenance and aiming rather than sideways chimp mode the majority of them would employ.

just realised that female babies get breastfed too and that's a bit fucking gay desu

Is there a more punchable comedian?

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The government shouldn't automatically assume you're too dangerous to own a gun. Why shouldn't a law-abiding citizen be able to defend themselves when the police are incompetent and are most of the time not even there? Legally, the police are not obligated to prevent any crime, or to even do anything if they catch it while it's happening, they're there to pick up the pieces and do a half-assed investigation.

thankfully, I've never watched a single second of this guy, just looking at him makes me want to stomp his head in

at least we got the cool dad

Yes

I load up GMod daily and fire 9999 rounds into his fat face that I spray on the wall.

all Lenin statues should be destroyed

>gmod
>released 2004

Damn, that makes me feel old.

>Gmod / Half Life 2 was released 13 years ago.

I swear you are doing these feels on purpose.

>it knocked over the ladder

good gif

Enjoy getting shot in the face for 20p as you leave your house

Take a sip of your pussy juice from your pink teacup whilst the rest of us wait for you to strap your bollocks back on.

Why is she wearing an inside-out carpet?

>a drowning man inevitably tries to take someone with him

>20p

Way to trigger me.
A chav tried to start me once because I didn't 'lend' him 20p.

Criminals already have guns. Just take a look at London, Manchester, Liverpool and Glasgow.

that's not /fa/ at all, very disappointed because she usually dresses well

>Record scratch
>Freeze frame
>"Yep, that's me, Theresa May. You're probably wondering how I got here"
>"Well, it all started when we accidentally won an election..."

>american and maths

This mistake probably stems from your retarded dating system.

>2007 was 17 years ago

sorry forgot my frog

gotta account for the time zone difference

Re-engage your brain. I know thinking is hard sometimes.

It wouldn't even take 20p, probably "why did you look at me like that are you disrepektin me blud" promptly followed by HAPPENING: Man shot in head by armed youth inside St Albans Waitrose car park

>2004 was closer to the fall of the soviet union than it is today

we're getting old lad

>tfw born too early for the New World Order to keep your consciousness tortured and alive forever via transhumanism

At least they can't take the cold touch of the grave away from me, Jewish bastards

>2004 was closer to prime jimmy saville raping kids than it is today

lighten up nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=qfNtPbHkp0U

>paul nutall reported to be "safe and well" after making it through Angolan football stadium crushing disaster

>Re-engage your brain. I know thinking is hard sometimes.

Indeed it is, having to process the immense levels of cuck from your posts.

Also, this isn't a Youtube comment section on some political video. At least insult me with some vulgarity.

Does anyone know if we're going to have European Elections in 2018?

>too many black pills

Probably would be the lowest voter turnout to anything ever.

>Tories beat UKRAP anyway