Rwandan genocide

in class today we had a discussion on the Rwandan genocide where we had to debate on whether it was right for the UN to stay out of it or not and the person with the most votes gets their reasoning sent to some high up in the un i have no idea who. but something rather unfortunate happened.
(JUST SOME BACKGROUND) you see over here in potato island we have a different education system to you britfags and americunts we have primary school then onto secondary school which is where all the "trash" kid get high at break time and come in stoned out of their mind without our mongoloid teachers noticing but i dont do normal class i do a thing called LCA (leaving cert applied) which is basicly that one class where they sit you at a bench an make you sort out nails and screws and sometimes count sticks that the teacher found outside

>be me
>in class with mongos and lazy normal fags
> this one kid that missed alot of school cuse he got cancer starts the try make friends with me (lets call him Shepard)
> hes one of those stoner kids
> invites me to some "some green" with him on break
> being the mongol i am i decide "why not"
> we make our way out of school (we are allowed to leave the school premises at break)
> we come to a hole in the bushes a bit away from the school
> emerge form the shrubbery
> see 2 people sitting on a fallen down tree
> typical stoner types long hair beanie reaks of sweat and weed
> i pop a squat and get a comfy as i can
> sheprad pulls out a "fat one" as he called it
> he lights it up and takes 3 puff
> he passes it to me
> convinced its the same as a cigarette i inhale not knowing what the fuck im doing
> while inhaling i swallow
> worst. mistake. of. my. life.
> immediately start to cough
> cough for 40 seconds straight

Why did you make this?

I can't even understand a damn word you're saying potatonigger.

Why do you have a show about kids with Downs syndrome?

> Shepard out on nowhere hands me a bottle of cough syrup because logic
> take a good sip of it and hand it back
> filled with determination i take another pull of the joint
> alot smoother this this time i still swallowed but i didn't start to cough
> hits me like a ton of bricks
> i still have to go back to school
> being my first time smoking weed i was fucking pissing myself i didnt know what to do
> Shepard tells me to just "mellow" out
> i chill out and sit down start to feel really comfortable
> feel like i about to sink into the the ground and fall forever
> and extreme sence of security washes over me
> i feel at one with nature
> this is how people were made to feel
> the time comes where we have to leave
> i make it all the way to class without falling over
> sit down and chill out put in my headphones and listen to music
> the we get to tutor class where we actually have to do work
> teacher gives us a worksheet with block of text
> i half yell "SIR DO WE HAVE TO READ ALL THIS SHIT"
> teacher looks like i just cucked him
> "Yes user and if you swear like that again i will send you the the principals office"
> i quiet down and listen
> "today we are writing an disscution on the Rwandan genocide"
> one kid asks if Rwanda is in Italy and another asks what genocide is
> fucking tards
> i get a head start on my work
> go off on random tangetns and end up writing a whole a4 page about why its not ok to use all the tax payers money on the military in america
> of course even in my enbreated state my work is miles ahead of the rest turns out that my work is getting sent to the un
> without thinking i get really scared that i might get caught for taking drugs
> pick up one of the tards Capri-suns and squirt it all over my paper and my teacher
> ohshit.exe
> tard and teacher start screaming at me i just take my paper back and rip it up gather my things and walk out of the class

18+ board

Underage OUT

B&

> go to the guidence counciler and admit the whole thing
> get of scott free due the the circumstances
> unfortunatly Shepard isent so happy i taddled on him
> next day i make my way home from school and get stopped by shepard and some rather intimidating 19/20 year olds
> (in irish accent) "user why the fuck did ya rat on my you little cunt" (sir i would like to inquire on why you have told the school about my drug escapades)
> shit to cry and run
> they chase after me
> i hit a dead end
( i have ADHD so some times i get excitable and go crazy)
> i start to flip out like a cornered snake
> one gets to near and i grab his hand and almost break his thumb
> the other grabs me before i can cause any damage
> now i really go fucking crazy
> i get this suddent impulse of strength
> grab the guy thats holding me and punch him right it the family jewles
> another come forward with punch it connets and i bearly feel it
> i grab his arm and pin him down
> start headbutting him in the nose as hard as i can
> blood pouring from his face
> like an angle sent from heaven a teacher on his way home inter veins and drives the ruffians of
> i come out rather unscathed
> im home now and since its Friday i have time to prepare
> i will come back with any more details soon

im 18 you fucking plebs i was held back a year cuse im fucking stupid

thanks for the flashbacks of 10th grade

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You must have got high as fuck

LCA is what retards and delinquents do, why are you here?

i was forced into it they gave me no couise it was that or FOS

FOS?

the schools where you get payed every week

Fucking or Sucking (a homo)

be specific about your mongol status, please. like what percentage what, it will give me more details for the mental image of you fighting off Shepard's friends.

>t. partly irish blooded american

Jesus Christ I thought you micks spoke English? I can barely understand half of what you're writing

>smoking weed
>not passively absorbing marijuanic energy from the cosmos

Let me guess, (((they))) told you you were limited by your biological makeup? Yes, be a good goy and utilize your pathetic respiratory system.

Meanwhile, I don't have to bother with organic matter at all, and soon I will ascend to a different plane of existence entirely.

Dude this isn't fucking politics

We don't show abortions on live television.

Do you think posting this over and over again is funny?

>class where they sit you at a bench an make you sort out nails and screws and sometimes count sticks that the teacher found outside
Irish education

No but your pathetic life sure makes me laugh.

You know, I'm actually okay with this. I've come to accept that Sup Forums is Sup Forums now.

yeah that pretty much sums it up us mongoloids aren't allowed around any the potato peelers because they dont want us killing ourselves

im glad you have succumb to us Sup Forumstards

It's spelled FAS you eejit.

Clinton's supported Kagame, who is to this day president of Rwanda, is guilty of this genocide...
It has just been lied, that the main victims are the perpetrators, but opposite is true... If someone counts people of various ethnics before and after the genocide (which can cost you 20 years in jail in Rwanda!), it is evident, that the alleged perpetrators are main victims, are true perpetrators are still ruling there...
Then they continued the genocide hunting Houtis in neighbouring states, with total of some 5M victims...

And it is a guilt of CIA and Clintons, who supported the slayer Kagame...

sorry bud

thanks for the input but you spelled hutus wrong

To be even more clear:
Kagame and Tutsi were perpetrators, and Hutu were main victims of the genocide. Even in the first 100 days, twice Hutu died that Tutsi, but when they have been hunted in Rwanda and in neighbouring Kongo, a total more than 4 million of poor Hutu were killed by Kagame's regime...

There is no single living man with more blood on his hands today than Paul Kagame...

Don't be sorry. If I can give you any life advice it's this. Do as well as you can in school. You sound like you're fucking up. Thats grand.
Move out as soon as possible. Not down the road but away. Get a job bartending for a year and get life experience. Have fun.
While you're out test yourself at different trades/uni samplers and see what suits.

I lived down the country for 3 years. Most fucking fun I've ever had. I'm only now starting to move on with "Adult" life.

Sorry...
I've mistaken them with another oppressed group of similar name, the Houtis in Yemen, who are heavily targeted by Saudis with American support right now...

thats some good advice but iv got a plan already gonna do a plc in media and get a good job in advertising i got some reliable people in high up places in ladbrokes so im garunteed a job there

you sure do know alot about this type of stuff

tfw working at coffeeshop in Amsterdam and Irish customers are, together with italians, the worst strain of nigger of the gutter of europe.

No stories from me: i lurk most of the time.
Besides that:m you will invalidate me because degenerate drug seller

prepare to be invalidated

What the fuck does this say?

little snitching bitch

i have no doubt in my mind that you are a cunt not only cuse your from the Netherlands but because you base your opinion on the gay little cunts that WANT TO GO TO AMSTERDAM

atleast im not Australian you fuck nugget

Get off my board, you sound like an inbred underage knacker

dont you dare call me a knacker those dirty little rats could all die and the world would be better for it

As far as I know, the leaving cert applied is the foundation level of foundation level in school so you have to be quite the pleb yourself, why are you typing this?

The answer is Yes it is fine to let Rwandans genocide each other, because fuck Africa, it isn't my problem.

It was worse to pretend we were going to help and then didn't.

did you read ant of the other replys i was forced into LCA they told me if i didnt they would have the grounds to expel me and fuck that id rather be around retards and foreigners than out of school so dont go mouthing off without facts you gobshite

kek

That makes sense lol, your story still intrigues me

What is this shit. This board is for politics nigger.

to be quite honest im scared for me life i might get stabbed after school one of these days

im a white Irish person i whiter that an albino

Niggerdom is a state of being.

Chillax man its just the boys.
you'd have to be in a right proper shithole for you to get stabbed over that because I'd doubt they would try escalate it that far.
Worst that could happen is get the shit kicked out of you but thats it.

touche

no you dont get it in live in scumbag central
you cant even say "black person" without getting knocked out or hopped on

Interesting, just be aware and able to fight back but a couple of days would have passed by then.

yeah, dont worry about me isent really the big deal im making it out to be i doubt they will do anything and ill just get a lift home instead

Why do Irishmen have the most incoherent stories?

because we spend more time on fighting each other than on our literature (what the fucked happened to oneyNG he just vanished)

He's part of sleepycabin and has been a part of their podcasts for a while. Currently in hiatus I think though.

it really is a shame i used to love watching his stuff

LOL

...

It's very hypocritical though. When the whole Kosovo shit whent down, UN and NATO went all guns blazing into Serbia because muh Albanians, but Rwanda niggers start a literal purge and the UN is barely seen. What was so important about Serbia that Soros wanted to destabilize the region though? Maybe a united Yugoslavia would have posed a threat towards """refugee""" immigration.

Use a bong fag. It cools the smoke and filters the shit out of it. You can make it out of a water bottle or some shit. It makes the smoke hella smooth and you'll cough a lot less.

thanks for the tip buddy

Christ alive Potato, has the weed not worn off yet?

he's actually on robotussin and doesn't realize it, lol. that shit interacts really funny with ADHD, i have an ADHD friend who would tweak for a day if he drank cough syrup. the effects he described sound a lot more like a tweaky cough syrup experience than weed.

i just cant stop myself im to nice not to reply

Tell us how it ends.

and the fight happned a day after so the cough syrup was out of my system by that time

i will post if something happens

You sound like a fagot and your shits all retarded.

Why the fucking hell did you do drugs and then nark? Narking is one thing but using free drugs and then narking, that's just low. Kek why did you not send the UN a paper about how shit they where for interupting the awesomeness in Rwanda

i was high when i told so i wasnt exactly thinking if i wasnt high i would have just let it go

and it was my first time getting high so i was EXTRA fucked up

Retarded adhd fake disease for shit parenting takes some DUDE WEED DEGENERATE LMAO for the first time over reacts and rats on some friendly people.

"""""Irish intelligence"""""

yep you hit it right on the head mate and i wouldn't exactly call it intelligence

Well to be fair your friend or whatever should of done it out of school in a chill environment. Not somewhere you might go hyper over stuff

he knew fully well that id get antsy he has know from the get go that i have ADHD so it should have really thought it through but you know overall id say 5/10 id do it again

The Irish are about as intelligent as their own national crop. Colour me surprised!

shut the fuck up leaf go back to licking matthew santoros bald head

If your gonna do it again, do it with an actual friend somewhere you won't get disturbed and put on some music or something. And don't become some degenerate fuck witt or some leftist environment smelly cunt, it's like Booze just don't be a weakwilled cunt

if i do it again it would be on the weekend or after school is out for the day

I love Irish posts because they're incoherent yet fun to read somehow.
I guess that's where Joyce gets it from.

Certainly better than licking English scrotum like you guys.

jokes on you im from england i just live here

so that was your whole story? wtf does this have to do with the rwandan genocide?

fuck if i know

You want to use a straw as your bong pipe and cut a shitload of little slits in it, and plug up the main hole. That will make the bubbles as small as possible so that more tar ans shit gets filtered. The THC won't get filtered since it's hydrophobic. And don't use aluminum foil for your bowl, it will fuck up your lungs.

will do thanks for the tips

Using an apple as a bowl is dope

alright thats enough keep that shit on /fit/

>be a retard
>write slide threads on Sup Forums for the glory of israel

Most genocide occuring in Africa is white

Fuck black animal devels and fuck diversity

long live apartheid