in class today we had a discussion on the Rwandan genocide where we had to debate on whether it was right for the UN to stay out of it or not and the person with the most votes gets their reasoning sent to some high up in the un i have no idea who. but something rather unfortunate happened. (JUST SOME BACKGROUND) you see over here in potato island we have a different education system to you britfags and americunts we have primary school then onto secondary school which is where all the "trash" kid get high at break time and come in stoned out of their mind without our mongoloid teachers noticing but i dont do normal class i do a thing called LCA (leaving cert applied) which is basicly that one class where they sit you at a bench an make you sort out nails and screws and sometimes count sticks that the teacher found outside
>be me >in class with mongos and lazy normal fags > this one kid that missed alot of school cuse he got cancer starts the try make friends with me (lets call him Shepard) > hes one of those stoner kids > invites me to some "some green" with him on break > being the mongol i am i decide "why not" > we make our way out of school (we are allowed to leave the school premises at break) > we come to a hole in the bushes a bit away from the school > emerge form the shrubbery > see 2 people sitting on a fallen down tree > typical stoner types long hair beanie reaks of sweat and weed > i pop a squat and get a comfy as i can > sheprad pulls out a "fat one" as he called it > he lights it up and takes 3 puff > he passes it to me > convinced its the same as a cigarette i inhale not knowing what the fuck im doing > while inhaling i swallow > worst. mistake. of. my. life. > immediately start to cough > cough for 40 seconds straight
Tyler Howard
Why did you make this?
Carter Powell
I can't even understand a damn word you're saying potatonigger.
Carson Moore
Why do you have a show about kids with Downs syndrome?
Christopher Jenkins
> Shepard out on nowhere hands me a bottle of cough syrup because logic > take a good sip of it and hand it back > filled with determination i take another pull of the joint > alot smoother this this time i still swallowed but i didn't start to cough > hits me like a ton of bricks > i still have to go back to school > being my first time smoking weed i was fucking pissing myself i didnt know what to do > Shepard tells me to just "mellow" out > i chill out and sit down start to feel really comfortable > feel like i about to sink into the the ground and fall forever > and extreme sence of security washes over me > i feel at one with nature > this is how people were made to feel > the time comes where we have to leave > i make it all the way to class without falling over > sit down and chill out put in my headphones and listen to music > the we get to tutor class where we actually have to do work > teacher gives us a worksheet with block of text > i half yell "SIR DO WE HAVE TO READ ALL THIS SHIT" > teacher looks like i just cucked him > "Yes user and if you swear like that again i will send you the the principals office" > i quiet down and listen > "today we are writing an disscution on the Rwandan genocide" > one kid asks if Rwanda is in Italy and another asks what genocide is > fucking tards > i get a head start on my work > go off on random tangetns and end up writing a whole a4 page about why its not ok to use all the tax payers money on the military in america > of course even in my enbreated state my work is miles ahead of the rest turns out that my work is getting sent to the un > without thinking i get really scared that i might get caught for taking drugs > pick up one of the tards Capri-suns and squirt it all over my paper and my teacher > ohshit.exe > tard and teacher start screaming at me i just take my paper back and rip it up gather my things and walk out of the class
Benjamin Hughes
18+ board
Benjamin Baker
Underage OUT
B&
Caleb Perez
> go to the guidence counciler and admit the whole thing > get of scott free due the the circumstances > unfortunatly Shepard isent so happy i taddled on him > next day i make my way home from school and get stopped by shepard and some rather intimidating 19/20 year olds > (in irish accent) "user why the fuck did ya rat on my you little cunt" (sir i would like to inquire on why you have told the school about my drug escapades) > shit to cry and run > they chase after me > i hit a dead end ( i have ADHD so some times i get excitable and go crazy) > i start to flip out like a cornered snake > one gets to near and i grab his hand and almost break his thumb > the other grabs me before i can cause any damage > now i really go fucking crazy > i get this suddent impulse of strength > grab the guy thats holding me and punch him right it the family jewles > another come forward with punch it connets and i bearly feel it > i grab his arm and pin him down > start headbutting him in the nose as hard as i can > blood pouring from his face > like an angle sent from heaven a teacher on his way home inter veins and drives the ruffians of > i come out rather unscathed > im home now and since its Friday i have time to prepare > i will come back with any more details soon
Jace Watson
im 18 you fucking plebs i was held back a year cuse im fucking stupid
Liam Johnson
thanks for the flashbacks of 10th grade
Juan Taylor
Sup Forums has a minimum required browsing IQ of 120. This rule is instated to ensure only the highest quality posts are made on the board. You will be issued a warning, next low intelligence post you make will result in a one month ban.
Aaron Cooper
You must have got high as fuck
Dylan Rivera
LCA is what retards and delinquents do, why are you here?
Connor Watson
i was forced into it they gave me no couise it was that or FOS
Andrew Perez
FOS?
Robert Anderson
the schools where you get payed every week
Jeremiah Evans
Fucking or Sucking (a homo)
Isaiah Sanchez
be specific about your mongol status, please. like what percentage what, it will give me more details for the mental image of you fighting off Shepard's friends.
>t. partly irish blooded american
William Ross
Jesus Christ I thought you micks spoke English? I can barely understand half of what you're writing
Wyatt Robinson
>smoking weed >not passively absorbing marijuanic energy from the cosmos
Let me guess, (((they))) told you you were limited by your biological makeup? Yes, be a good goy and utilize your pathetic respiratory system.
Meanwhile, I don't have to bother with organic matter at all, and soon I will ascend to a different plane of existence entirely.
John Anderson
Dude this isn't fucking politics
Noah Carter
We don't show abortions on live television.
John Long
Do you think posting this over and over again is funny?
Elijah Davis
>class where they sit you at a bench an make you sort out nails and screws and sometimes count sticks that the teacher found outside Irish education
Christian Mitchell
No but your pathetic life sure makes me laugh.
Chase Sullivan
You know, I'm actually okay with this. I've come to accept that Sup Forums is Sup Forums now.
Kevin Thompson
yeah that pretty much sums it up us mongoloids aren't allowed around any the potato peelers because they dont want us killing ourselves
Thomas Morgan
im glad you have succumb to us Sup Forumstards
Jason Campbell
It's spelled FAS you eejit.
David Richardson
Clinton's supported Kagame, who is to this day president of Rwanda, is guilty of this genocide... It has just been lied, that the main victims are the perpetrators, but opposite is true... If someone counts people of various ethnics before and after the genocide (which can cost you 20 years in jail in Rwanda!), it is evident, that the alleged perpetrators are main victims, are true perpetrators are still ruling there... Then they continued the genocide hunting Houtis in neighbouring states, with total of some 5M victims...
And it is a guilt of CIA and Clintons, who supported the slayer Kagame...
Ian Price
sorry bud
Jose Perry
thanks for the input but you spelled hutus wrong
Alexander Cox
To be even more clear: Kagame and Tutsi were perpetrators, and Hutu were main victims of the genocide. Even in the first 100 days, twice Hutu died that Tutsi, but when they have been hunted in Rwanda and in neighbouring Kongo, a total more than 4 million of poor Hutu were killed by Kagame's regime...
There is no single living man with more blood on his hands today than Paul Kagame...
Jordan Cox
Don't be sorry. If I can give you any life advice it's this. Do as well as you can in school. You sound like you're fucking up. Thats grand. Move out as soon as possible. Not down the road but away. Get a job bartending for a year and get life experience. Have fun. While you're out test yourself at different trades/uni samplers and see what suits.
I lived down the country for 3 years. Most fucking fun I've ever had. I'm only now starting to move on with "Adult" life.
Tyler Bailey
Sorry... I've mistaken them with another oppressed group of similar name, the Houtis in Yemen, who are heavily targeted by Saudis with American support right now...
Leo Ward
thats some good advice but iv got a plan already gonna do a plc in media and get a good job in advertising i got some reliable people in high up places in ladbrokes so im garunteed a job there
Joseph Ross
you sure do know alot about this type of stuff
Hunter Perez
tfw working at coffeeshop in Amsterdam and Irish customers are, together with italians, the worst strain of nigger of the gutter of europe.
No stories from me: i lurk most of the time. Besides that:m you will invalidate me because degenerate drug seller
Julian Garcia
prepare to be invalidated
Christian Wood
What the fuck does this say?
Oliver Murphy
little snitching bitch
Isaiah Martin
i have no doubt in my mind that you are a cunt not only cuse your from the Netherlands but because you base your opinion on the gay little cunts that WANT TO GO TO AMSTERDAM
Andrew Thompson
atleast im not Australian you fuck nugget
Christian Wood
Get off my board, you sound like an inbred underage knacker
Adrian Stewart
dont you dare call me a knacker those dirty little rats could all die and the world would be better for it
Christian Barnes
As far as I know, the leaving cert applied is the foundation level of foundation level in school so you have to be quite the pleb yourself, why are you typing this?
Noah Hernandez
The answer is Yes it is fine to let Rwandans genocide each other, because fuck Africa, it isn't my problem.
It was worse to pretend we were going to help and then didn't.
Jaxson Ross
did you read ant of the other replys i was forced into LCA they told me if i didnt they would have the grounds to expel me and fuck that id rather be around retards and foreigners than out of school so dont go mouthing off without facts you gobshite
Juan Murphy
kek
Charles Morales
That makes sense lol, your story still intrigues me
Adam Williams
What is this shit. This board is for politics nigger.
David Martinez
to be quite honest im scared for me life i might get stabbed after school one of these days
Josiah Scott
im a white Irish person i whiter that an albino
Easton Sanchez
Niggerdom is a state of being.
Mason Miller
Chillax man its just the boys. you'd have to be in a right proper shithole for you to get stabbed over that because I'd doubt they would try escalate it that far. Worst that could happen is get the shit kicked out of you but thats it.
John Cox
touche
Jayden Johnson
no you dont get it in live in scumbag central you cant even say "black person" without getting knocked out or hopped on
Jayden Lopez
Interesting, just be aware and able to fight back but a couple of days would have passed by then.
Eli Bailey
yeah, dont worry about me isent really the big deal im making it out to be i doubt they will do anything and ill just get a lift home instead
Tyler Rogers
Why do Irishmen have the most incoherent stories?
Bentley Phillips
because we spend more time on fighting each other than on our literature (what the fucked happened to oneyNG he just vanished)
Oliver Gray
He's part of sleepycabin and has been a part of their podcasts for a while. Currently in hiatus I think though.
Henry Butler
it really is a shame i used to love watching his stuff
Jonathan Stewart
LOL
Parker Powell
...
John Johnson
It's very hypocritical though. When the whole Kosovo shit whent down, UN and NATO went all guns blazing into Serbia because muh Albanians, but Rwanda niggers start a literal purge and the UN is barely seen. What was so important about Serbia that Soros wanted to destabilize the region though? Maybe a united Yugoslavia would have posed a threat towards """refugee""" immigration.
Ethan Perry
Use a bong fag. It cools the smoke and filters the shit out of it. You can make it out of a water bottle or some shit. It makes the smoke hella smooth and you'll cough a lot less.
Jack Sanders
thanks for the tip buddy
Lincoln Wright
Christ alive Potato, has the weed not worn off yet?
Chase Anderson
he's actually on robotussin and doesn't realize it, lol. that shit interacts really funny with ADHD, i have an ADHD friend who would tweak for a day if he drank cough syrup. the effects he described sound a lot more like a tweaky cough syrup experience than weed.
Austin Cruz
i just cant stop myself im to nice not to reply
Gavin Perry
Tell us how it ends.
Ryan Gonzalez
and the fight happned a day after so the cough syrup was out of my system by that time
Joshua Ross
i will post if something happens
Brayden Turner
You sound like a fagot and your shits all retarded.
Why the fucking hell did you do drugs and then nark? Narking is one thing but using free drugs and then narking, that's just low. Kek why did you not send the UN a paper about how shit they where for interupting the awesomeness in Rwanda
Dominic Jackson
i was high when i told so i wasnt exactly thinking if i wasnt high i would have just let it go
Parker Hill
and it was my first time getting high so i was EXTRA fucked up
Leo Taylor
Retarded adhd fake disease for shit parenting takes some DUDE WEED DEGENERATE LMAO for the first time over reacts and rats on some friendly people.
"""""Irish intelligence"""""
Dominic Lewis
yep you hit it right on the head mate and i wouldn't exactly call it intelligence
Christopher Anderson
Well to be fair your friend or whatever should of done it out of school in a chill environment. Not somewhere you might go hyper over stuff
Lincoln Jenkins
he knew fully well that id get antsy he has know from the get go that i have ADHD so it should have really thought it through but you know overall id say 5/10 id do it again
Evan Fisher
The Irish are about as intelligent as their own national crop. Colour me surprised!
Colton Murphy
shut the fuck up leaf go back to licking matthew santoros bald head
Jordan Martinez
If your gonna do it again, do it with an actual friend somewhere you won't get disturbed and put on some music or something. And don't become some degenerate fuck witt or some leftist environment smelly cunt, it's like Booze just don't be a weakwilled cunt
Colton Rivera
if i do it again it would be on the weekend or after school is out for the day
Carson Richardson
I love Irish posts because they're incoherent yet fun to read somehow. I guess that's where Joyce gets it from.
Evan Allen
Certainly better than licking English scrotum like you guys.
Jayden Parker
jokes on you im from england i just live here
Cooper Diaz
so that was your whole story? wtf does this have to do with the rwandan genocide?
Aiden Watson
fuck if i know
Jackson Cox
You want to use a straw as your bong pipe and cut a shitload of little slits in it, and plug up the main hole. That will make the bubbles as small as possible so that more tar ans shit gets filtered. The THC won't get filtered since it's hydrophobic. And don't use aluminum foil for your bowl, it will fuck up your lungs.
Grayson Jackson
will do thanks for the tips
Elijah Parker
Using an apple as a bowl is dope
Ethan Cook
alright thats enough keep that shit on /fit/
Isaiah Martin
>be a retard >write slide threads on Sup Forums for the glory of israel