HAPPENING TOMORROW LADS
BIG HAPPENING TOMORROW
Kek decides
roll
>wishing for a happening
>not passively absorbing latent happenings from the cosmos
Let me guess, (((they))) told you you were limited by your biological makeup? Yes, be a good goy and utilize your pathetic spinal system.
Meanwhile, I don't have to bother with organic matter at all, and soon I will ascend to a different plane of existence entirely.
If i wanted to watch a Hollywood bomb I'd go to the movies.
Off to bed
Never had digits, please we needs this.
something involving seattle, and several armed muslims
praise kek
If digits there will be a total lunar eclipse tomorrow
Di8its naowwwwwww
Day of the Rake tomorrow please.
movie theater confirmed??
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Everyday is a happening you morons. Everything is a happening, this board is happening, you and your town and your city and your land is happening. Go out and live and take the world with an open mind and pray to God for a better day tomorrow and make sure that a better day happens with or without gods help.
George Lopez is kill
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Welp no happening mates
Biggest terrorist attack in world history on Canadian soil
Reroll
tanks in 30
digits confirm
Rereroll
He tried so hard! And got so far....
Rerereroll
Well, guess not
Tomorrow free pub subs
How big?
seriously what the fuck is wrong with this guy. Are all brit cucks like this? Holy shit that's hilarious I thought it was only a meme
roll for Toronto
reroll for Toronto happening
If digits, I get a beej from Taylor Swift.
West Coast Fault Line
>88
You have your answer
Terrorists nuke in Paris.
Happenings will be later in the year lads
34d/128wounded
Theresa May shot
>it's fucking nothing
Dem party crashes and burns in climactic finale
888, it's happening
Wew lad
All I want is a big giant war
Will kek grant me my wish?
Sieg heil Taylor, my beloved aryan queen.
Over 9,000 illegal aliens deported by ICE.
Yes.
A plague of frogs
PEDOGATE busts
Some of you guys are Alt-Right.
Mr Mustard in the library with the candlestick
Don't come to reddit tomorrow
Lo vedo, Giuseppe.
some of youse cuntse are alroight
dun go round werrabi station tomoz noight
are the antarctica nazis finally coming back?
attack on a california nuclear plant resulting in massive radiation poisoning
Ruth bader ginsburg's soul gets sucked out of her frail body.
Confirmed no happening. Back to shitposting I guess
Sign the petition to get antifa recognized as terrorist. petitions.whitehouse.gov
4th Reich formation
praise kek
>Trying to get digits
It doesn't work like that, it is not your own will, but the will of kek that decides the future.
...
I am the Son of God.
Digits confirm
There it is
About time. Been bored with no happenings.
so close. and i had such high hopes
Kek can crash like a mighty river, and Kek can also be calm like the gentle breeze. Praise Him.
If digits Trump takes one to the dome
Years of Lead on an international scale?
...
Done
ww3
>1 off from trips
what did kek mean by this
...
Mexican deportation riots turn violent and ICE goes full Waco on a warehouse
Terrorist attack in Atlanta
I get gang banged by barley legal female cheerleaders
War with China
Self reroll
Here let me help
Self re re roll
Again
Can I at least get a hand job?
big earthquake in haiti again
Blow job?
Foreplay?
Beta uprising begins
Well then again big one isn't for another 3 days
...
Kek please could I get a kiss?
can i get a quick rundown
Ginsberg dies.
Talks between Leafs and Burgers next Monday falls as Leafs liberate America from a egotistical retard.
Sean Spicer is a newtype
Not now
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Controls the British crown
>keeps the metric system down
>keeps Atlantis off the maps
>keeps the martians under wraps
>holds back the electric car
>keeps Steve Gutenberg a star
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
Upon tally it seems tomorrow will probably be uneventful.
Praise kek
INSIDER HERE: some things came up in the paperwork, hade to push happening back to Tuesday.
Rosie Odonnel has massive heart attack live on SNL
liberals put in death camps after antifa terrorist attack