She is back in the USA

"I'm ready to covert as many girls to Islam as I can" --Lindsay

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this is exactly the kind of thing we need a travel ban for

Lindsay Lohan was borderline intolerable before Islam

she should be denied entry

Tell me this bitch isn't Squeaky Fromme 2.0

Keep her away from Trump.

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>why she wants to meet Trump
She can wait a few years and go on celebrity apprentice

She has aged like shit, god fucking damn

They want another hanoi jane or something similar.

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She is a walking Petri dish.
Only the complete servitude of islam could lower her self esteem.

> not because of all the drugs she was carrying

What's the fucking problem with redheads?

Jesus Christ that's impressive....

You guys realize that she's just a teeny bit away from being full blown radicalized, right? It's fucking hilarious.

Hopefully she got radicalised and blows herself up one day the dumb whore

Why do you think they burned them as witches?

I give it 6 months max before she's a coked out drunk again. This time she'll go on a Mel Gibson topping jew rant instead of shoplifting though.

kek

let me get this right this coke whore has converted to Islam.

and she hasn't been stoned to death yet.

is Islam /our religion/

>DUDE I JUST CONVERTED TO THE RELIGION OF TERRORISTS

>SURELY THE PRESIDENT WILL WANT TO MEET ME NOW

Confirmed for never being allowed within 50 feet of el Presidente

>studying Islam

She was sucking Arab cock.

Literally who?

I think she'll get full blown Stockholm Syndrome and join ISIS.

Lol, maybe she'll get droned.

>He thinks she is a real redhead.
Im not saying they arnt crazy as shit
Im just saying that color is as fake as Lisa Ann's tits.

t. firecrotch lover.

fpbp

missing both hands because she couldn't stop shotlifting

Where is her rag head?

Hilarious reference noted.

>SURELY THE PRESIDENT WILL WANT TO MEET ME NOW
She was always a self-important turd. She starred in one of the worst movies ever made and she thought she was going to get an Oscar for it.

Milo was right again: He said redheads have a big problem with this in Islam.

>Muslim
>Head uncovered

ABSOLUTELY HARAM. Raping then stoning for attonement, infidel whore!

I'm scared for my life now that I found out that "Lindsay" is back in the USA. Is there anyway I can report her to the FBI for terrorist connection without been taken as a prank or joke?

Joan of arc is more based than any stinky Muslim was

In Lindsey Lohan's case, she was a child actor, thus was probably a pass around girl for hollywood executives. Also she is basically a tweaker.

>"I'm ready to covert as many girls to Islam as I can" --Lindsay

From one lunacy to another, without pausing.

Not a single brit in here, they know they fucked up not beheading her while she was there and they are hiding.

Raped by Lorne Michaels at age 17 on SNL wrap party

Absolute haram

>ywn aerobicize with her

snl rape victim

>She has aged like shit,
That's the drugs and party lifestyle. Like Dorian Gray.

She was scared to come back because shes on the run from a mob boss who she stole from.

Citation: blind items

Mashallah.
Can I get a takbir?

>this is what women do for attention

Truly a disgusting people

Unbelievable. Wouldn't Muslims want to stone her to death for taking too many dicks?

At least do what other sloots do and become a born again Christian or something...

lorne uses bill cosby cocktails

Well it makes sense that she wants to cover herself up from head to toe now.

I had a severe crush on her when I was like 8 years old. Mean Girls/Freaky Friday era Lindsey Lohan was hot as shit. I remember I used to rent those movies all the time just to look at her and like fondle my dick (before I could ejaculate). I didn't know what she made me feel, but I liked it. My dad thought I was gay or something. Now I find her disgusting. Sad.

Well, she's probably trying to balance out trying to make little girls into stupid whores during her "career".

Kek I just realised she's gonna be like that Linda Sarsour cunt and advocate sharia but also be a feminist somehow

Great movie. Great reference.

thanks ameribro, I needed something to sit and watch right now. holy shit this is going to be good

>That's the drugs and party lifestyle. Like Dorian Gray.
Is she getting prettier in her old movies?

always got the feeling lindsay lohan was #pizzagated out in LA

>That ass
What the fuck how

WTF

>coked out rich girl comes back from vacation touting new found tolerance via faux religious experience

Why should I give a fuck exactly?

>still has her clitorus
>still has her labia
>still has her hair exposer
>still outside without a man

That whole skit was rapey.

I have a bigger ass than that lmao

A Trump/Lohan interaction on tape would be hilarious.

What is her Muslim name now?

Al-Indsy Al-Ohan

This is why it isn't a Muslim ban because if it were we would be able to keep Mrs. Lohan out of the country.

I think if we did America would love fascism.

Attention whore

pretty sure she's a true ginger.

>tfw no prime Lindsay to fondle

Well, she's against getting an education, so in that sense she's right on with Islam.

Listen to this bitch. So desperate for attention. youtu.be/7uwz8tHwkCI

A lot of redhead bloodlines were carried on by lots of inbreeding earlier on, and a few mental illness-related traits still like to carry through the blood. As a result, mental illness is more prominent amongst natural gingers.

Combine that with generally being a social symbol of either being a pariah (IE "Gingers have no soul," "gingers are ugly," what have you) or only being and showing yourself through a sexual lens, and you're gonna have a cocktail of personal issues.

She's back already, didn't she just leave a week ago or something?

lindsay lohan is the dream girl in terms of the fantasy of meeting some mega whore at a bar or club or something and fucking her in a bathroom stall. she just has that bathroom stall pump and dump look.

"I'm still relevant" says increasingly nervous lohan for the seventh time this year.

Is there any truth to this or just completely made up?

Don't blame us you spawned this trash

lmfao holy shit, do not want

She was a better person as a child. This is why men are pedophiles.

>why she wants to meet Trump
I assume it's because she wants to hug him while wearing a suicide vest.

...

"Lindsay Lohan - total piece of ass.” - Christopher Moltisanti

>tfw you'll never stumble onto Lindsay and Dina drunk after a party
>you'll never ask Dina "how much for the both of them"
>she'll never give you a fair price
>you'll never tell Dina "don't stare at it, eat it" while you tape the entire thing

idk why I wake up in the morning

i'd fuck her right in the pussy, if you know what i mean

>studied islam

Was most likely beaten, raped and somehow survived a stoning for being a whore.

>hair is showing
>face is showing
Absolutely haram. Someone throw acid on this whore, inshallah t-b-h.

Don't do drugs. kids.

Be excellent to each other.

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it's photoshop you retards. funny tho.

Man, I feel bad for her.
What a miserable life.

Doesn't she have a sister name Ali?

Isn't she an american citizen?

>Trumptards education.

no wonder. she turned straight up trash, so she needs to cover up her ugly face. let them have her

Would you do a plate of coke with Lindsay Lohan?

Someone should vindicate those fears.

Lindsay who?

yea i smell (plead insanity).
>coup de tat via celebrity?

>all used up whores should convert to islam and never be seen again.

Child actor, it's a terrible life and you end up fucked up in one way or another.
Pic related, the Olsen twins, they are 29.

That's some Lord of the Rings tier shit right there, precious.

>implying she isn't a coked out drunk now, fucking rich arabs instead of other rich types who have already fucked her and are tired of her

the one on the left looks like those 60 year old sort of hippie ladies that are still really attractive for their age

my mon oce told me,
if you're uunsure of whats is right or wrong
follow lindsay lohan example and DO the oposite.