Who's My Daddy?

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dunno but know who your mummy is

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>be A fucking leaf
>country is run by a cucklord bastard-son/daughter of Castro.
>Literally turning Canada into the next Venezuela
>anti-islamophobia law is being considered in Parliament
I would give my left arm, a ballsack, a kidney, and 2/3 of all my income for an American annexation.

>911

Castro

When I was a kid I used to shit-talk on Bush and laugh at you guys for having a dumbass president....now the way I see it, I take back all the shit-talk and insults I vented towards Americans.

The Queen was never gang banged by the Rolling Stones

Justin Trudeau is your mommy, not your daddy.

We'll find out on Monday.

I always remember to ring mum on her birthday. Im not a traitor to the crown.

Why is he such a fucking awesome leader?

literally this, holy shit, all those days I'd spend laughing at Ebaumsworld/funnyjunk/newgrounds videos. I take it all back.

>he

He

There is no way. She can't have testicles.

What other than enormous testicles and irresistible pheromones can explain a massive hug like this?

Why is Putin such a manlet?

Probably just inferior testosterone combined with recessive genes and small-man syndrome.

Say what you will about Putin but both those guys in their prime?

Putin uses Kerry to wipe his ass.

Putin is 4'9" and Kerry is 6'5". How can what you say be true?

the human body is a submission waiting to happen

Putin 6' 6.5"

Kerry 5' 3"

American Propaganda similar to Bonaparte being a manlet when he was really taller than Wellington.

Photo evidence for proof. Why do dictators have such small features?

Nigger is standing 3 stairs higher.

Full-length photo for proof. Putlet is about the size of the Queen of England.

It's a shoop.

Look how far down they pulled the guy's medals behind him. Plus the excessively sloping shoulders.

Nice shop