Tfw Jew

>tfw Jew

Ask me anything, including questions about naming the Jew

Will you be my friend?

What do you do if you get out jewed?

Do you talk to the devil on satellite phone?

why are you denying me a qt white gf?

Are you conspiring to enslave all the non jews?

do you find jew memes funny

Have you ever forgotten the 6 gorillion?

may I have some shekels

Do jews really turn into crickets if you wave a $1 bill around?

who is your favorite group of goys, and why is it city people? (rural people are dumb and voted for trump)

I have an actual question.
Why are full blown Jews (the hat and garbs and whatnot) so secretive?
When I was at Rutgers, there was a jew handing out flyers. When I passed by, he asked if I was Jewish and I said no. He just said never mind.

I also want to know if I can point to full blown Jews when I pass by them and yell "Israel is our greatest ally! We will make Israel great again! We support Israel!"

Why dont you believe in Jesus?

>Do Jews keep count on how many people they've jewed?
>Is the reward for whoever has jewed the most people?
>Do Jews jew each other?
>Is it wrong for Jews to jew each other?

Sure.
Retreat back to my house and try to figure out what happend.
I talk to the Bogdanoffs
>tfw Turk gf
No time, I'm too busy shitposting on Sup Forums and Sup Forums to manage a gang of slaves
I love them.
Never 7get
Sure, gib paypal
We shapeshift but at risk of being Mossad'd I can't tell
.05 Shekels have been deposited in your acount
They're super fucking paranoid. Judaism is a cultural religion and not a universal one, so they try to only spread Jewish knowledge via other Jews. Don't take it personally, it's basically like a fucking fraternity.

if all jews were to be gassed and you could only save one (family/friends not included) who would it be?

Also, as an official decree, if you do not drink your coffee black, you're not white.

My gf, I love her very much and I still have hope of her swallowing the redpill.

Whoops, I misinterpreted that, she's not Jewish. If I could save one Jew it would be Ivanka, because if Donald lost her he'd lose his way completely.

Kohen, Israelite, Levite?

Real quest chins, how religious are you and what are your political views?

Do you think you're somehow 100% from the people who built the pyramids? Many Ashkenazi are from Eastern Europe, which was former Turkistan, which means you likely have roach ancestors.

Not OP, but genetic tests show that ashkenazim are 70% middle eastern and 30% european. Khazar hypothesis is literally a stormfag myth.

What about the Kavkazi/Gorsky? Seems like an almost dead on match when you think of the Khazar. Also makes sense when hearing the story of Ester/Purim.

OP, I love Jew.

SCHLOMO! THE SHABBOS!!!!!