So Trump is the first president in the United States history without a presidential dog. What is his problem with dogs...

So Trump is the first president in the United States history without a presidential dog. What is his problem with dogs? Why didn't he get a Samoyed?

Isn't he getting a goldendoodle or some other kind of faggy thing?

he should get barron a pet frog

whats so great about a samoyed? also cat masterrace reporting in

Absolutely.

He's too busy winning to take care of it

Wow, I thought for sure Melania would be one of those kinds of waspy bitches to carry around a terrier in her purse or some dumb shit.

He's buying a bunch of silverback gorllilas and spraying them gold

Shut up and take my tax dollars

It's super white. Literally the only aryan breed.

White
Friendly
Hypoallergenic
White

DEUS VULT

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You know how Trump sometimes raises his pointer finger and that he doesn't have a dog?
Well I believe that Trump is a closet Muslim and he prays to Prophet Muhammad 5 times a day

Good.

Fuck the dog.

They just eat and shit. They need to find a real job.

raises his pointer finger up*
Like Muslims do

Clinton didn't get one until much later (I believe late night comics even joked that he was going to name it "Convenient Distractions From My Failures." )

Kek has already made his preference known.

Fluffy.

It must happen.

BY THE NINE

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He has one, but she's 2d.

ricenigger I was just joking
Of course Trump isn't a Muslim

That's a four you dumbass

Inb4

He's korean muslim

Those were dogs he cooked and ate

>tfw your best buddy is Sup Forums approved

be great if he got an abused mutt from the pound and cleaned it up, would be a good statement and the libs would have to eat shit.

>Why didn't he get a Samoyed?
Because DC gets hot and only an asshole gets a dog bred for the cold and forces it to live where it is hot
If you have a husky, Samoyed, etc and live somewhere where it is hot most of the year, you are a dick

Dear Abe please gift Trump-san a shiba dog!!!

Muslims are afraid of dogs

Trump is a Muslim in denial

I knew it.

His wife obviously keeps an immaculate home and animals are fucking filthy.

I thought she stays in NYC.

that's one cute doggo I tell you what

Trump seems like an all business and no time for excess/fun type of guy. He became president determined to get to work and doesn't really care for all the extra White House formalities or excess

dogs > cats

Fucking Eigo-""""sensei""""
It's Abe-San for you. All hail the Emperor's grandson

Its a retarded tradition
And no he isn't the first, not by a long shot
The trend only started with fucking Roosevelt

good taste

Samoyeds are God-tier but Washington probably isn't the best climate for them.

>billionaire
>wife keeps his home

How stupid are you? They could have a pet elephant shitting all over the Trump Tower penthouse 24/7 and it would still look immaculate because the dozen or so housekeepers would make sure of that.

Needs to get a bloodhound to sniff out the cock suckers in the white house.

He has one: the Mainstream media is his Bitch!

Wrong.

White tigers or nothing. It's the 80's again.

This.

He's busy making DC his bitch.

No love for puppies?

How so? Seriously?

The ratings of Mainstream media are falling harder then the asspies at Trump's iinauugeration!

He has broken their revenue streams, the Advertising money is going elsewhere, just like the viewership Ratings.

I love puppies, on plate, well-done, covered in gravy.

...because Jews hate dogs.

AUTISM
MANY SUCH CASES HERE

I would imagine him coming up with his own breed to put his name on.

Throw on a gold chain with a gigantic gold T on them, and I"m sold, quads.

yes barron wants a golden doodle

they're basically big fluffy goofballs.

Dat Samoyed smile! They're sweet dogs.

bump for samoyeds

I like these doggos now

can't remember the last time I saw such a comfy thread on pol

Nordic samoyeds are pure.

I don't want a doggophobe in the White House.
IMPEACH TRUMP NOW

what a majestic creature

Theodor Roosevelt's Pets:
>A small bear
>A lizard
>Guinea pigs
>A pig
>A badger
>A blue macaw
>A hen
>A rooster
>A hyena
>A barn owl
>A rabbit
>A garter snake
>A small pony
>Dog (Chesapeake retriever)
>Dog (Terrier)
>Dog (Mongrel)
>Dog (Bull Terrier)
>Dog (Pekingese, gift from Empress of China)

"Make the White House A Zoo Again"

Putin is going to present him with a dog soon, Xi was going to but peasants kept breaking in and eating it

>Trump unleashes the Golden Harambe Corps on ISIS

Trump should get a respecable pet like a munchkin cat

SAD!

quads confirm

He'll get either a Caucasian Shepherd or a Rat Terrier.

I fucking love this man.

He should get one of these.

>Xi was going to but peasants kept breaking in and eating it
This actually happens in China. There's some annual holiday when they eat dogs and lots of pets get stolen and eaten.
I actually own a sammy and I'd kill anyone who tried to hurt him.

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This, if he went to the local pound and picked up an abused Pitt bull that was mistreated by a negro, libs would have a civil war.