What do you guys think Trump has for breakfast? I would assume he has a bowl of oats with a banana every morning...

What do you guys think Trump has for breakfast? I would assume he has a bowl of oats with a banana every morning, given the nutritional value a breakfast of that caliber has, a man as smart as Trump could not pass it up.

I highly doubt he would fall for the bacon and egg jew

Two sunnyside eggs, four pieces of bacon.

I also predict hillary has cereal every morning which would have been one of the main reasons for her downfall

A few tablespoons of cum and a line of ketamine.

Degenerate Aussies

Liberal tears.

A piece of toast

Interesting fun fact, Trump and piece of toast hate each other

I think he would include blueberries, as metabolizing starches results in free radicals, which you can soak up using the anti-oxidants. It's the secret to his yuge energy.

If you ask me, I think he mixes in whole oat groats, and perhaps rye berries, as their nutritional value is intact, as opposed to the mildly processed oatmeal.

wtf is a oat and can i even taste it

Ah yes, a fellow oat enthusiast, your opinion is appreciated, brother.

>ITT
>People have fantasies about the strict diet of this nearly obese man that has few vices

Only the healthiest food is good enough for the_donald lel!

All worship the god emperor!

Donald Trump is the face of the modern American diet.

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i used to eat that each morning OP and it kinda makes you fat i literally lost 5kg since i stopped eating it in the morning, i now just eat cereal with a banana

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>eating breakfast

Shameful

>Chesus crust am I hungry for Daminos pizza

Trump likes boiled coco cola soda with a batch of fresh donuts for breakfast.

Repurposed joke from Rick and Morty. Get the fuck out.

That's disgusting

You should be ashamed of yourself for posting that hideous wretch

I love Trump but seriously the guy eats a diet of basically 24/7 junk food.

He very strongly believes in genetic predisposition; i.e., his parents lived to be very old so he will also.

>not making his own pizza

Want a good dough recipe?

I find it ironic he drinks Diet Coke

At least he isn't pulling punches on himself

You can see how uncomfortable he is with touching food.

Because it's not oats

Brother, can you spare some oats?

He doesn't eat breakfast.

If he eats anything at all after waiting a few hours without eating, it's literally breakfast. Since it's breaking the fast.

There's not enough rations for the both of us brother

>Willingly killing yourself with two of the most nutritionally devoid breakfast foods

HEHEHEHEH BUT I BET YOU DON'T FALL FOR THE OTHER KIKE TRICKS RIGHT? HEH

I wonder how weetbix he does?

for me it's the McChicken, the greatest fast food sandwich

>nearly
this disgusting crock of greasy shit is obese lad

Two.

...boxes

Epic meme boys. Totally not derived from a marketing campaign at all.

Trump eat rice and fish like smart Japan business man.
Not stupid fat American food.

saging slide thread

although you are correct about the value of this particular meal.

>being upset about capitalism working
Fuck off, commie.

3:1 odds you're a melbournite piece of shit

>Breaking: Dumb cunt's lifelong streak of being wrong continues!

Stop acting like being a slave to kike propaganda is a positive thing.

These.

yeah we all know how much kikes love bacon

Selling bacon you fucking idiot. Are you a sterilized refugee?

The liver of Hispanic children, biscuit and jam.

nice palindrome get.

"If you kill your enemy they win"

Go eat some special k pussy

No healthy person eats cereal you fucking cuck.

Thanks kike

oatmeal is fucking worthless. Check the package. zero minerals or vitamins. Yeah, it's got some fiber, but eat some real veggies later in the day.

Oatmeal is 'good' for you only because you eat it instead of some shitty doughnut, or for some loosers that is the only fiber their colon ever sees.

Trump of course would never eat that shit.

Suck my brick of wheat you pretentious cunt

lol

Amerifats, ladies and gentlemen.

Hey shouldn't you be putting maple syrup on your bacon right about now?

>2017
>Still eating the frosted Jew

librul tears
ivanka's period
his own piss as a master in eastern occultism

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