>more than 200 refugees have run away from Portug

msn.com/pt-pt/noticias/nacional/refugiados-em-fuga-mais-de-200-já-saíram-de-portugal/ar-AAmP2r4
>Be refugee
>Put on a "fuck walls and shit" face
>Poor country gives you home
>You ran away because no gibs dat
Really tells you what kind of snakes we're dealing with here.

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I'm happy no refugees though. Rather poor than cuck

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fucking hell

>16-year-old
>

Baseado país confortável.

how the hell did we end up in a border and currency union with those north european faggots

-year-old

To be fair, British chicks often look like that when they're 16.

Based Portugal too poor to even have refugees. Can't wait to go there again this Summer. Best beaches and food desu

Thank the Americans for "liberating" our provinces from Communists.

By aiding Communists.

It's the same fucking tune as in the Middle-East.

>americuckistans


inbred fuckers tbqh

>inbred

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

mfw

And (((extreme)))right monkeyfags are worried with refugees.

You should though. Because once they are in your country they can't escape.

They would become trapped animals in a country already loaded with them.

And women

well, not exactly.

>never heard a qt Portuguese girls accent when she tries to speak English
Lol bogan

>let rapefugees into the favela
>drug dealers and terrorists kill eachother off
>march in after the battle to execute the survivors
two birds with one stone as they say

the drug dealers will probably win though

like Haitians in Brazil

Women wouldn't say so either. They are very friendly don't get me wrong, and there are definitely some qts. But for the most part they really aren't that appealing to me.

Sometimes I'm glad I live in a poor country. We mostly dont have hany immigration problems. The only people coming in are only people who genuinly like the country , not because it's rich.

I know that feel portubro.

13 refugees came to my town 6 months ago. Today we realized that 7 of them fled to germany LOL

what do they eat if they dont get gibs at all?

>dicklet detected
Everybody knows you need at least 8 inches to satisfy a Portuguese qt, so they must be off limits to anyone who isn't british or Portuguese (AKA real men)

>Short
>Some of them have hairy eyebrows or arms
Also
>British
>Not dicklet
Kek come the fuck on.
I've slept with two the times I was there and it was great, but like I mentioned they were the exception to the other ones.

Must go to food banks.

In the end of days, only the Portuguese will be White.

Well, mostly.

Partially.

Are they fleeing from war again?
Fucking Portugal and its wars..

But really, im happy they ran.
We really dislike muslims, a shame the left is trying so hard to ruin the country with their (((progress)))

I want to impregnate a Portuguese woman.
>British are dicklets
Lol? I'm 9 inches myself, they call it bbc (BIG BRITISH COCK) for a reason.

>norweigan sissyboy forgot his place

I would run away from a shithole like Portugal too.

What do people say "Refuges"?

they aren't.

they're at most economic migrants

Hey Portugal, I am holidaying in your Country in April whether you like it or not.

Only EU Country worth visiting in my opinion and that includes the UK.

>"I-I-I'm 9 inches I s-swear y-you gotta believe me y-you dicklet!"
>Being this insecure over the Internet
kek

>shithole like Portugal
clearly never been here.

I would run away from a shithole like Australia too.

bring monies

Australia is a 1st world country with great living standards. Portugal is small, irrelevant and poor, not Africa-tier poor but still poor.

I will be.

Lots of it.

>25
>stuck in electrical engineering by one fucking discipline
>looks for minimum wage job to start living
>"you are too smart to clean toilets, we only hire idiots"

>norweigan
You are 12 and retarded. Please leave.

Is it sex tourism? Portuguese women are superior.
Now that I show you what a real man looks like, promise to not kill yourself okay? I know it must make you insecure, being twice the size of every norweigan.

>Australia is a 1st world country with great living standards

Portugal is a 1st world country too. your point?
> Portugal is small
so?
>irrelevant and poor
so?

feels good to be honest. no one wants to come here destroying our culture.

also, not an argument

No, not sex tourism.

I am bringing my corpse sniffing dog in a bid to find little Maddie.

Im fucking dead jfc someone pls resuscitate me

Why wouldn't we like it, oldest ally?

I visit every year and last year when I posted saying I did so, Portuguese posters appeared to be mad about it. I was pre-empting the same response.

i can relate to that portugal bro, but i am infact very happy hey fucking run away we do not need those sandnigger snakes here
express.co.uk/news/world/737356/eu-migrant-relocation-refugees-refuse-live-eastern-europe-lithuania

Probably some lefties.
Their day will come, dont worry

Stay safe my tsuuuuuu bro

You wouldn't be the first, my father is British.
That fucker impregnated my mother and then ran away...

Hope he drowns with his tea.

......son????

You'll never find her.

i will send a emu your way

>mfw loving this r/portugalcirclejerk right here

>r/

(Tu)

Poor Sandniggers, who migrates to Portugal? Portugal is the africa of Europe.

I love Portugal, and I had had a lot of money (200K Euro), still the Embassy of PT in Moscow refused to provide me an educational visa (visto de estada temporaria). That's unfair. All I wanted is to purchase a house somewhere in Algarve and spend my life surfing and drinking local orange juice and superbock.

Moving to 'Straya though! Those cunts know that qualified workforce who posess some funds is a blessing to their country.

Still better than Brasil, isn't it?

he looks like he's celebrated his 16th birthday twice already

Yes look at this shitty African town. why didn't the white men bring civilization to portugal. Really makes me thing

>tfw all the dying children in the streets
>niggers everywhere running around with guns
it's not fucking fair! I hate my country now

Yeah, that's nothing compared to this

>no gibs dat
That must be nice

You dont own that land. that land owns you

>baby's first day in the real world

Do Portuguese women like Americans? I'm touring Spain and Portugal this summer for about a month and a half. What are my chances of bringing back a qt3.14 Iberian goddess

If it helps at all, I'm moderately attractive and have a very high paying job. And I speak Portuguese and Spanish and really like the culture

embora, complexado
pelo menos não tenho medo de sair a rua e levar com uma bala no cabeça :^)

They like confident people. They don't descriminate. If you're good looking and know how to move around, go ahead, but if you think you're gonna fuck a chick on the first day, you couldn't be more wrong. Foreign girls are easier.

>really like the culture

wat culture tho?

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Nigga

> Posh ere innitt

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